MikeBillions

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MikeBillions

MikeBillions

@deep0cketz

📊 Data Analyst | 🧠 Web3 Thinker | 💸 Trader Turning on-chain chaos into profit charts 📈 I go random sometimes. https://t.co/4RCap1Q9we

Nigeria 가입일 Temmuz 2025
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MikeBillions
MikeBillions@deep0cketz·
@_DeConsult @ruffydfire They killed a young vibrant innocent man in broad day light and you use your heavily bitten non-existent finger to type this n0nsense. Calling it a small issue. A proper f00l.
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DeConsult
DeConsult@_DeConsult·
@ruffydfire We have moved on in more serious issues, therefore that one na small thing
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oseni rufai
oseni rufai@ruffydfire·
What about the young man killed by police in delta over the waybill issue Nigerians can move on quickly
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Goddilon
Goddilon@Goddey42582683·
This is not about tribe, this is about a selfish & self centered individual who only believes in power.. An average yoruba man don't support illegalities nor abnormalities.. @seyimakinde is just a selfish individual who only want power.. The security votes for the state only God knows what he's using it to do.. #BeWise #Sowore2027
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Harry Da Diegot
Harry Da Diegot@trigottista·
So the children will be there till 2027 Yorubas wicked shaaaaa! 😭😭😭
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Ayandele Coker
Ayandele Coker@Simplytrendd·
@UNOFFICIALFACT @officialABAT Okay, if you vote out Tinubu and put your messiah will the situation change? The answer is No. Getting your PVC should not be the debate now. There should be more constructive arguments about security architecture of the country but I know you all play politics with everything.
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Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Bola Ahmed Tinubu@officialABAT·
At my direction, following the visit of a high-level Federal Government delegation that I sent to the Esiele and Yawota communities in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State, I have approved the recruitment of 1,000 forest guards in collaboration with the Oyo State Government.
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Oluwaseun
Oluwaseun@fola_zone·
You people are so delusional, how many events has Solomon Buchi criticized in his own land? I think you can’t cry more than the bereaved You all will set cameras for clout chasing. If you give birth in your home don’t name it, I guessed you have eaten today right? Fake affections everywhere
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Oyindamola🙄
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35·
“Sham£ on everyone who attended the Ojude Oba festival while children are still in capt!vity. All of you are !nhumane, w!cked and self!sh. Send this to your parents and family members, they are c0wards” - Solomon Buchi
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YOUNG
YOUNG@____kashy·
@cmainx_ @kay_z67 Una just mumu I pity your children cuz na rubbish you dea spit, imagine trying to saying homeland language doesn’t matter just because of one foreign country. Carry your yeye English go withdraw for atm na old f00l..Mak Ogun take you and your loved ones @cmainx_
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kayz3d
kayz3d@kay_z67·
make una try de read novels, so you won’t be contributing “omo” to intellectual conversations
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Ebun
Ebun@kenkenlewu·
Using money meant for a delivery to place a bet was still a bad decision. It only looks wise today because it happened to work out. If the ticket had lost, most people would agree it was reckless. The result was fortunate, but the decision itself was a huge risk. Sometimes we confuse a good outcome with a good choice.
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DEE ❤
DEE ❤@Olami_deeEbony·
There was a guy in my area who won ₦16 million from betting when he was just 15 years old. His mum sold garri and gave him ₦3,000 to deliver garri to a customer. Instead, this boy used the money to place a bet. I still remember that evening. The moment he realized he had won, he ran to the front of their house screaming and, out of excitement, scattered his mum's garri everywhere. The whole neighborhood came out to celebrate. His father almost had a heart attack when he heard the amount: ₦16 million! Not long after, they moved out of our area to a better neighborhood, and today his mum owns one of the biggest garri stores in Port Harcourt. Sometimes I think about it and laugh. Imagine if that ticket had cut. Dem for flog craze comot for him body 😂
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Blavkboi
Blavkboi@naijafunnyguy·
@xtain68 @davido @honest30bgfan_ Like bro people Dey amaze me for this country Davido here Davido there Why people wey big pass him stay silent ahbi dem pay them to keep quiet 🤫
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Davido
Davido@davido·
1. I no Dey part of any city boy group 2. When I called out the government on American media you guys rained curses on me 3 . I’ve been friends with ST for years and that’s were it stops and i call and complain to him all the time .. even in person 4 . GOD PURNISH UR GENERATION
Princess Luna 🇨🇲 🇬🇧 🇳🇬@princessluna237

Na God go punish you and your family Go and do that performative rubbish in your City Boys group chat and get tf out of my face with all this pretentious nonsense. Na foolish Nigerians I blame

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MikeBillions
MikeBillions@deep0cketz·
You make it sound like a woman's body is the ultimate reason why she's dated. What about her personality? Character? Actual things that matter. If you date her today and she gets fat tomorrow, will you throw her out? Aesthetics can't be all you care about.
thami@thamieverywhere

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences. but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

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Lee 🌻
Lee 🌻@aishalee02·
I need 5 accountability partners. The goal is that we apply to at least 10 remote jobs in our niches every day for a month.... DM, I have quite a number of sites we can log on
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Engr Darey
Engr Darey@surest_drey·
@Wizarab10 Nahh... You don't just like the guy Not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny to others
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Sir Dickson
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·
Where is the joke?
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MikeBillions
MikeBillions@deep0cketz·
There is a reason why peller doesn't use twitter. He knows majority of the people on twitter are rich and money talks doesn't shake anybody. People here value your intellect more than your pocket.
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Chuks
Chuks@Agbom_agbom·
@thankgod035_94 @iamnasboi My brother Nobody cares about intellect if you're poor nowadays So correct grammar is waste of time
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MikeBillions
MikeBillions@deep0cketz·
Former poor people dey always muzz me sha. Dem dey talk about correction, him dey talk about money. How the two take relate?
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MikeBillions
MikeBillions@deep0cketz·
I'm not reading all that. I'm completely uninterested in anything you have to say. Exit that office noowwwwwww!!!!
Bola Ahmed Tinubu@officialABAT

STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT BOLA AHMED TINUBU (GCFR) ON THE THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF HIS ADMINISTRATION, MAY 29, 2026 My fellow compatriots, Three years ago, you entrusted me with the sacred responsibility of leading our beloved nation at a defining moment in our history. I accepted that responsibility, fully aware of the magnitude of the challenges before us, but also deeply confident in the resilience and potential of the Nigerian people. Today, on the occasion of the third anniversary of our administration, I speak to you not only as your President but also as a fellow citizen who understands the sacrifices many families have made in recent years and shares your hopes for a better Nigeria. When this administration assumed office, our nation faced profound economic and structural difficulties. Mounting fiscal pressures, unsustainable fuel subsidies, declining revenues, exchange-rate distortions, rising debt-servicing costs, insecurity in several parts of the country, energy supply constraints, and declining public confidence in institutions all threatened our progress. At the height of the subsidy regime, Nigeria was spending as much as ₦18.4 billion daily to sustain petrol subsidies—over ₦4 trillion in 2022 alone—resources that could have been invested in roads, healthcare, education, housing, and critical infrastructure. Multiple exchange rate windows and forex arbitrage created massive distortions, with Nigeria losing more than ₦8 trillion over three years to rent-seeking and speculative practices. The situation demanded urgent and courageous action. Difficult but necessary decisions had to be taken to stabilise the economy and prevent a deeper national crisis. The easy choices would have been politically convenient. But leadership demands courage, especially when the right decisions are difficult. Had we refused to act, our nation would have drifted toward fiscal breakdown, worsening poverty, and severe economic uncertainty. Together, we chose reform over ruin and decisiveness over hesitation. We chose long-term national recovery over short-term comfort. These decisions came with sacrifice. The rising cost of living triggered by our measures placed enormous pressure on families, workers, and businesses. Young people searching for jobs felt discouraged. Many questioned whether these difficult decisions would lead to a better future. I remain deeply conscious of those sacrifices, and I assure you: your sacrifice has not been in vain. And today, I can say with confidence that Nigeria has stabilised and is moving forward again. Across the country, visible progress is taking shape. VISIBLE PROGRESS AND ECONOMIC GROWTH Our economy is now more competitive and better positioned for sustainable growth than it was in 2023. Public finances are improving. States and local governments have greater resources to invest in their people. Investor confidence is growing. The stock market is booming, with the All Share Index rising from 53,000 and market capitalisation of N30 trillion in 2023 to a record All Share Index of 250,000 and market capitalisation of N160 trillion this year. Companies are declaring record profits and dividends. Critical infrastructure projects are advancing at an unprecedented scale. Over 2,700 kilometres of highways and major roads are under construction, reconstruction, or rehabilitation, including the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway, the Sokoto-Badagry Super Highway, the Abuja-Kaduna-Zaria-Kano Road, the East-West Road, and many rural access roads. Significant sections are already completed or nearing completion, improving transportation, reducing travel time, boosting regional trade, and creating thousands of jobs. Rail modernisation projects are ongoing to improve connectivity, logistics, and economic integration across the federation.

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MikeBillions
MikeBillions@deep0cketz·
Who you think say you be sef? Na jobless niggas I blame sha.
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Kolawole Victor
Kolawole Victor@_Boyfriend01·
@uglygrm You're a very mad person for doing it and posting it. When will you all ever learn to stop beating women? Women are spiritual beings and she might come to harm you in your dreams. Abeg beat am again if she appear for your dream. Olùgbàlà go take am
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one girl slap me today. As I rush her na so people gather me , men o, dem hold my hands begin dey beg me. I almost cried. I no talk again. I leave the girl , sit down like say e don end.. Omo na so I rush this girl eh, all her mouth na blood
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