canopy mutt

twitter more like in the realm of the sentences

@ghostmoon_555 okay fine no hat

it has been brought to my attention that my cousin is also pregnant and that I should also crochet her a baby blanket. blanket #2 updates coming soon 🥲

@ghostmoon_555 um excuse me the hat was the main reason I was asking

@dharmapologist absolutely, start picking your colors now. just don't ask for a hat 😭

What Did I Do So Wrong That I Ended Up Here

when you only use one airpod it dies faster. what i'm really trying to say is i need you

I think when you spend too much time alone you never wanna go back to anything else

@sirensomnia i hope they too have discovered the joys of decorating their bodies

@dharmapologist sounds like a bunch of dweeby little rugrats

what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been made fun of for? for me it was middle school because my shoes “looked bald”

find someone you're okay with

couldn't be me though i'm having a bad time

being single is cool if you like yourself

Having a job is really cutting into my reading time

i was born in the 90s, you can send me as many paragraphs as you want

you can't fein resiliency (or stubbornness, for that matter)

people would rather lose than play second tank

@lapislagoons real and same

having a really hard time figuring out what to do with my career because although my experience thus far seems somewhat impressive on paper, only I know the truth and the truth is that I woke up about a year and a half ago to the realization that everything I had earned thus far, I had earned by contributing value while also allowing powerful people to trample all over me, humiliating me constantly in the process, I called it humility, but it wasn’t, it was self contempt ,, I haven’t had a clue what to do with myself since I’ve been doing what I’ve always done, shift my focus, shift my priorities, focus on what feels energizing, and the solution, the resources, the next job have always come, always appeared through the mist like a message from God but it seems I have chosen strange economic times to strengthen my bounds, strange economic times to believe I am deserving of a challenging, fulfilling career without losing myself I still believe in something though we shall see

@Penguxn and then get mad when you're like no, like bro i already tried!

why do people try to magically reappear in your life the moment things start to feel somewhat normal again

@CIGBOOFER69 @h0tirl LMFAO

@h0tirl I sell her feet pics at a discounted rate dm me

i sell feet pics btw

@h0tirl i fuckin knew it

pee is stored in the clit