Rehan, K. S. 🦞🚢

I'm Rehan K. S., an SEO consultant and digital marketing professional with over ten years of hands-on experience. I prevent black hat techniques from tanking our rankings, I monitor for sudden drops in traffic, emergency link disavowals, and algorithm update freakouts. The Internet heard of it? Google crawls billions of pages every day. Do you have any idea how that happens? All those cat videos and "best of" lists streaming directly to your shitty, little smart phone day after day? Every dipshit who panics if our keyword drops from position three to four? It's not magic, it's talent and caffeine. People like me, ensuring our site gets seen, un-penalized. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad meta description on one key page doesn't obliterate our organic reach. That's exactly what I do. Schedule a Discover Call!

@grizzlikesfilm I'm at S02E07. Started hating on Gregory.

My thoughts on Succession: (A Thread🧵)

The algorithm is the worst it's ever been. I'm seeing the same tweets over and over, even after refreshing. Seeing the same six accounts constantly. Seeing barely anything from the people I follow.

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

at this age, anything unclear is already a no.

@kommonManIndia @theliverdoc Talking to yourself? 🤭

@theliverdoc Run forest run

Vegan diet is a philosophical dietary choice, not a scientific one.

@anothercohen I host the team on Discord paid servers.

I'm tempted to finally churn off Slack. We're paying ~$6k/year for 40 people and they just quoted me $21k/year for the business version that includes a BAA (and all the shitty AI features). Incredibly overrated software

@pika_nekopanda Akira Kurasavo.

海外ニキへ質問です。 日本の有名人と言ったら最初に誰を思い浮かべますか？

keep scrolling bro im sure the next post will be life changing

@_cthaeh Watched this episode today REVOLTING!

god imagine getting to experience romangerri for the first time.. succession for the first time….

"the infrastructure I vibed together with gum and shoe strings cost me time and money"

@gaganghotra_ Yep.

Anyone here also got these emails from Google around 2 hours back! Even for the properties which have been verified for years for my email - Google saying this 🤔🤔 which is weird!! "Google systems confirm that on April 12, 2026 we started collecting Google Search impressions for your website in Search Console." #SEO

@josephradhik We don't, Joe. I ignore the moment I sense AI.

Why does this matter? Here's why this is important. Not just ___, but ___. This isn't ___, it's ___. That's not a ___, that's a ___. WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THIS? AND WHY ARE ALL YOU BRAIN DEAD HUMANS COPY PASTING FROM LLMs WITHOUT EVEN REPHRASING THIS SLOP? WHY ARE THE REST OF YOU ENGAGING WITH THIS?

@jaredmckiernan They hired a new intern. 🤭

uh why did Google just send out a bunch of messages saying on April 12, 2026 they started collecting Google Search impressions for your website in Search Console? For this site, we’ve had that for at least 10 years!

@rameshsrivats And their family members.

When I think of Lok Sabha strength being increased from 543 to 850, my first thought is not smaller constituencies, more responsive representatives, and all that. It is - 307 more VIPs. That many more entitled rulers, free tickets, perks, security, expense, sigh.

@roflindian_1 @Roflindian @X @Support @nikitabier??

This is baffling. Over 100 users have blocked and reported the hacked account @Roflindian, yet @X hasn’t taken it down. This raises serious concerns about response times and user safety. Makes you question if paying for verification is even worth it. @support

@TarantinoWorld Hoover Max Hot model or whatever.

That look on his face when you know you’re never going to see someone again

The best part about getting back on your feet is knowing who not to walk with again.

@purelivn This. And the family and friends sitting with me. :))

when someone asks me what my favorite weather is

@IntCyberDigest @karma7852

Go to iOS Settings → Notifications → [App Name] → Show Previews and set it to Never. You can also do this globally under Settings → Notifications → Show Previews → Never

🚨 BREAKING: The FBI has successfully extracted deleted Signal messages from a suspect's iPhone via notification storage, the place where all your notifications are stored for up to one month. Notification storage stores data from all messaging apps, it's a big flaw in iOS. But there's a way to turn it off...