DJ Cryptomatic

@TheGreekGod11 now go back to the shitter, and wash your hands

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST WITNESSED THIS AND I CAN‘T WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT! Okay, so let me start from the beginning… This morning I woke up and looked at my phone, like I always do. Tons of notifications. Okay, so I slip into my pants and head to the shitter so I can focus on the breaking news I see all over X. The timeline was FULL of it, so I prepared for the worst. And then I see it… HOLY FUCK. BITCOIN JUST CROSSED BELOW 70K! Can you imagine this?! BELOW 70k!!! SEVENTY THOUSANDS. Every single bear on my timeline started to celebrate and write essays about how stupid bulls are and it‘s time to go to the long deserved 30k. Then I wiped my ass and see it‘s not 69k anymore, it‘s back over 70. Okay, so I head to work and it seems like hell broke loose. WE‘RE AT 69k again. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! Again, I scroll through the timeline all day long and listen to the rants about how if you still follow a bull during this time, you deserve to lose your money et cetera. Truly shocking. Apparently we‘re heading towards the end of the world. Everything is super duper doomed. And then the absolute UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS. I come back home, open my phone, and … OH GOD. It‘s over 70k again. End of story.

@MartiniGuyYT doubt it

🚨THIS IS MENTAL THE UK WILL COLLECT £331 BILLION IN INCOME TAX THIS YEAR, AND SPEND £333 BILLION ON WELFARE IT NOW SPENDS MORE ON PEOPLE NOT WORKING THAN IT RAISES FROM THOSE WHO DO A BROKEN SYSTEM

@bandito32725 it could also help the other way if someone pumps that ;) I dont know...

$PRVX $pdai literally dragging $pvrx down. Via the massive liquidity bond. Can we get rid of that sorry ass coin already? Like hasn't that pile of shit done enough damage to the chain already?

@TiffanyFong hehe

The guy who went viral for looking like Jeffrey Epstein says, "I'm not Jeffrey Epstein, I'm Palm Beach Pete!"

@SAINTwolfVISION @SotaChronicles 🧐

@SotaChronicles There are criminals tha run PulseChain or does mean he found criminals ???

I’m about to drop the biggest news on PulseChain. After launching an investigation, I’ve uncovered the criminals behind it all… and they’re about to get exposed. Turn notifications on.

There appears to be quite a flurry of DEX development happening on PulseChain right now, including the ability to finally have reliable limit orders. Here's a few highlights: ✍️ @SwitchDotWin have just launched limit orders this week - this is a huge step forward for PulseChain. On PulseChain, when you set a limit order a contract holds your coins until it either fills or you cancel the order - this is a little different to how they're sometimes handled on other chains where you just sign a transaction and the coins don't leave your wallet until the order fills. They can answer any technical quetions the community has. ✍️ @LibertySwapFi appear to be getting close to releasing cross-chain limit orders as part of their LibertyX platform. We're unclear how they plan to handle the orders, we'll leave them to detail the technical aspects themselves. ✍️ @piteasio are supposed to be rolling out some improvements to their aggregator that allows them to handle tax tokens better. Looking forward to seeing this rolled out, useful for those that are neck-deep in muh tax tokens. ✍️ @agoraxwin have recently developed an OTC marketplace with multi-asset trades available. The trades appear to be entirely OTC and manual (rather than traditional 'limit orders' filled as DEX prices move through ranges), but the platform is particularly useful for illiquid or uncommon pairings. Don't take any of this as an explicit recommendation for any of these services, we're just reporting what we're seeing out there. All positive steps in the right direction for PulseChain development, and it's good to have multiple options available to suit the needs of all users.

@cryptosolv rotating cores at a loss and now dumping at 10% gain...wow

$PRVX down 30% from the local top, people starting to get shaky already. Hilarious.

What the HEX ?!? - Episode 158 the ProveX pump x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@GigaTheMinter cannot wait

We are live 25 - come hang out with us on ze YouTubes. Its What The Hex - Episode 158 - the big $PRVX pump on Pulsechain. Lets try to make it all make sense! @Tobiwan_Hexobi @BoehnerPapah youtube.com/watch?v=1xBvBn…

the $PRVX dip

@LamontMichael @Kryptosparbuch @provexpool oh I see, no worries then

@djcryptomatic @Kryptosparbuch @provexpool Ah! With you! I was pretty pissed! Then I realised IT WAS MY OTHER WALLET! brain 🧠 fart moment! Found it 😆 Yeah, I'm pretty happy now I've found the right wallet. I'm up nicely, only had a small DCA with my car repairs, wish I could have gone in more. Bloody cars!

Someone added over 50m pdai liquidity to proveX Is pdai going to peg soon?! 👀

beware of the angry hamster and check out thegivingtree.love/pulsechain

@RichardHeartWin PS: the chart thing doesnt work when you click on the 24hr button, and the CPU goes into overdrive mode when loading provex.com - like its starting a secret monero miner in the background

PulseX v1.1.4 is out now & offers better rates for many things by routing through the ProveX liquidity. PRVX is added in the defaults Shout out to piteas.io for showing that PulseX could improve its routing logic to give better rates, by going through ProveX pairs. Beware that searching piteas in some search engines gives a drainer (bad) as the first result. Also a price chart has been added to ProveX.com

@HWYPEWPEW @RichardHeartWin facts

@RichardHeartWin @RichardHeartWin we need tokens from pumptires to auto populate on pulsex

@whalesonly1 hashtags are so 2021 bro ;) get with the times

i wonder if you are aware as to where this altcoin season is located cuz I #donetoldya

@marknorth1904 @Tobiwan_Hexobi @BoehnerPapah exactly

@Tobiwan_Hexobi @djcryptomatic @BoehnerPapah What The $HEX

Super hyped for Tobiwan TA TIME this afternoon on What the Hex with @djcryptomatic and @BoehnerPapah 4pm EST Which way do we go? Tune in to find out!

🚨 BANGER ALERT 🚨 While y’all out here playing tug-of-war bulls vs bears on $PRVX…I’m just quietly buying every single dip and letting my little LP position collect fees on autopilot 💰 Y’all fight the chart. I get paid on every swap. This is how PulseChain winners actually eat. ProveX.com PulseBitcoin.win $PLSB LP chads stay winning