Donovan Whyte ๐ต๐ธ
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Donovan Whyte ๐ต๐ธ
@donutvan
#ItsASalfordThing
Walkden, Salford. ๊ฐ์
์ผ Kasฤฑm 2010
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Withdraw from NATO and withdraw all US troops from US bases in Europe and see how many days it takes Russia to conquer Europe.
Eli Afriat ๐ฎ๐ฑ@EliAfriatISR
๐จBREAKING: Italy joins Spain in banning US military planes from landing at base in Sicily en route to Middle East. -Reuters.
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@RunningJonathan @AldiUK When was your set of scales last calibrated?
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@AldiUK ok, so it had nothing to do with your weighing system in the factory failing on this one can, but if the other cans were full, (5*330ml + 200ml = 1850ml) i only got an average of 308ml per can, feel a little short changed
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Hello @AldiUK quick question, how come you have sold me a can of Professor Peppy weighing 203 ml, including the can. Just fresh out the box and still sealed
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@Councillorsuzie Let's clear this up, are you calling Jews vile, ghastly abhorrent people, or are you calling the crowd who are marching against Farage and Reform, vile, ghastly abhorrent people?
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Vile, ghastly abhorrent people. ๐
Heidi Bachram@HeidiBachram
The โTogether against the far rightโ march was fronted today by Jeremy Corbyn. A man who led the Labour Party to become legally ruled against as discriminating against Jewish members. They say โthis is what community looks likeโ. I say no thanks.
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Maya Le Tissier assists Lundkvist from a corner and the @ManUtdWomen coach calls her straight over and has a go because she didn't do it the Skinner way
Urmston, England ๐ฌ๐ง English
@WelBeast Stop tweeting about United then you idiot, bet you've never been to Highbury or the Emirates
Worsley, England ๐ฌ๐ง English
Remove Arsenal from this nonsense. Stop using our name to make Manchester United look good. Letโs respect each other please.
LiveScore@livescore
Liverpool have now lost more league games than Arsenal and Man United ๐๐ค๐ข๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ this season ๐ณ
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@Uber can I get the cost of my fare in credit in my account because your driver cancelled a minute out? If not, I may take it to court, as you do it when passengers cancel when the driver is five minutes out! @UberUK @UberUKI_Support
Worsley, England ๐ฌ๐ง English
Sorry? Weโre going to replace our greatest ever Briton, the man who saved us from the Nazis, with a bloody hedgehog? This is ridiculous.
Bloomberg@business
Winston Churchill will soon disappear from UK banknotes, as the cigar-toting, wartime leader makes way for creatures like hedgehogs and badgers. After a public consultation, the next generation of pound notes will feature native British wildlife, according to the Bank of England. Read more: bloom.bg/4lsPoZ2 ๐ท: Joe Giddens/AFP
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@BTCare why are the sports channels not working? Reset router, reset box, still crap
Walkden, England ๐ฌ๐ง English
@FrancisChipp Why would we be trying to force a rivalry with the worst team in the North East?
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Manchester United fans were trying to force a rivalry with us last week. This week their players are sat talking about haircuts while ours are preparing for a Champions League knockout game. Embarrassing.
SimplyUtd@SimplyUtd
๐จ Benjamin ล eลกko was getting a haircut when Manuel Ugarte walked in. ๐ฃ๏ธ ล eลกko: โManu, Licha is next.โ The nutritionist said ล eลกko was joking but Ugarte still left. ๐ ๐ฃ๏ธ ล eลกko: โI have to make them wait because the last time we got haircuts, I had to wait for those three guys.โ ๐ฃ๏ธ ล eลกko: โIโm the youngest? This rule doesnโt work here at Manchester United, you know.โ ๐โค๏ธ
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@Barcaxtr Ahhh, when you're big, you're big, Manchester United living rent free in your head, can Barcelona afford to pay their players this season?
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Itโs funny seeing a Manchester United fan calling Newcastle United a โmid team.โ But if you ask why United themselves arenโt playing in the UEFA Champions League, suddenly the explanations get very complicated.
Meanwhile, United hasnโt won at St James' Park in seven years.
Chelsea FC have also struggled there for years. Yet FC Barcelona went there within months and remained unbeaten and suddenly the usual Premier League narratives start again.
Then Liverpool FC lose to Galatasaray SK and the timeline goes completely silent.
Tottenham Hotspur also got wasted by Atlรฉtico Madrid, and somehow everyone just moved on like nothing happened despite them winning the UEFA Europa League last season before Arsenal FC have even lifted a European trophy in years.
Football debates online never fail to surprise me.
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@amandacomms @_lg_1972 @northernassist They aren't doing anything to ease the overcrowding, in fact, the amount of needless cancellations they do on that line make it even worse! Empty long trains running all day, but putting short trains on at rush hour whilst they charge us double for the pleasure
Walkden, England ๐ฌ๐ง English
@_lg_1972 @northernassist thanks ๐ I did arrive saw the packed train and thought the one after it may be better.
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Come on @northernassist this is not safe. People are unable to get off the train. God forbid there would be an emergency
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Just listened to the Triple M podcast with Peter Vโlandys re taking over Super League. Iโd encourage fans of super league clubs in particular to give it a listen. TV deal, revenue & product will all improve and help the game here as a whole. IMO.
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what's the uk's "fourth" city? i feel like the top 3 of London, Manchester and Birmingham are pretty settled but the 4th is pretty ambiguous, maybe Ormskirk, Poulton-le-Fylde, Birkenhead or perhaps Bootle
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Calling a people "inbreds" is a racial hate crime in the UK. This man needs to be arrested. @metpoliceuk
Harman Singh Kapoor@kingkapoor72
Proudly we donโt sell Halal We donโt cater inbreds
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@WelBeast Embarrassed yourself again, haven't you ๐๐
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@RVWincarnate @GuzKhanOfficial To the TV screen? New series of Man Like Mobeen? Mint ๐ช๐ป
Walkden, England ๐ฌ๐ง English
I told you this year would be his last in the fraudulent limelight.
Man is like Icarus from Luton that wears Stone Island.
Flew toooooo close to the sun in Tenerife ๐คฃ
P.S If anyone knows this lady, Iโll send her money to see her through the next couple of months.
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Where are you travelling from to Crilly Park for the @NWCLHop2026 ๐
Who is travelling the furthest for Groundhop weekend ๐๐
#OneOfAKind
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@fesshole Who is the other staff member that got suspended? Maybe you should hook up
Walkden, England ๐ฌ๐ง English
Have been suspended pending investigation at work, for allegedly having sex in the office. I didn't have sex with anyone on account of the fact I'm a fat, anti-social thirty-something. I am trying to take solace in the fact they think I could pull someone, at least.
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