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dormando

dormando

@dormando

performance dweeb. Code for #memcached etc.

california 가입일 Kasım 2007
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
never designed anything that worked, never built anything that didn't.
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Michael Guimarin
Michael Guimarin@MichaelGuimarin·
@elonmusk Elon, there's a bunch of us in SV who will come up tonight to help on the infra side to keep the site up. If you need help just ask.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
How do you make a small fortune in social media? Start out with a large one.
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
Aight I don't have a mastodon and probably won't for a while. If for some reason this place goes up; ya'll who care probably have my e-mail. Hope I have yours.
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
@axboe @copyconstruct Don't know how many times I've been told that this method is a bizarre quirk of mine that otherwise rockstar devs have to "deal with". I do it because it's easier both now and later!
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Jens Axboe
Jens Axboe@axboe·
@copyconstruct My favorite PR to review and merge have N commits, where N-1 are basically non-functional changes or refactoring to make it possible. The last commit is the interesting bit. If you have more than one last interesting commit, yes that should be multiple PRs at that point.
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
watching everyone post a bevy of links to various alt services and I'm sitting here thinking... maybe this is a good time to disconnect.
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
I am playing 3 or 4 gacha games and I do not need this
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
@rbranson and the pfte's many manu's lined the paper straw with to make it not collapse for an extra minute
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ricky b
ricky b@rbranson·
nothing makes me more proud of pragmatist democrats as inserting a paper straw into an entirely plastic drink container
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
@NWSBayArea any idea why the fog over on the west side smells like isopropyl?
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NWS Bay Area 🌉
NWS Bay Area 🌉@NWSBayArea·
After warming up to 66° this afternoon, the temperature in downtown San Francisco has dropped to 55° as low clouds fill in over the western half of the city and through the Golden Gate. #CAwx #BayAreaWX #SanFrancisco
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
@alexisw Had some hope I wouldn't live to see this happen again :|
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
@obra they'll be doing nasal irrigation every hour before these fools ventilate or mask at all
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@jesse@metasocial.com - I don’t post here anymore
Want to guess what one word shows up in pretty much every reply but not in this tweet by the director of the CDC? It’s “masks”, of course.
CDC Director@CDCDirector

Respiratory viruses are on the rise across the United States. Take preventive actions to stop the spread of viruses like flu, RSV, and #COVID19: 🩹Get an updated COVID-19 vaccine & get your annual flu vaccine 🏠Stay home if you are sick 🧼Practice good hand hygiene

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dormando
dormando@dormando·
I joined Yearbook in HS so I could edit myself out. Got caught. Didn't work.
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BooDoo
BooDoo@BooDooPerson·
the various colored squares will now bicker back and forth for somewhere between the next 6 hours to 2 weeks
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BooDoo
BooDoo@BooDooPerson·
(Public Discord server tech channel) hey I'm thinking of learning [programming language] any good resources? 🟪: Don't really use it, but I hear [book] is good 🟦: Decide on a project and work toward that 🟩: You should go through [video course] 🟥: [programming language]? kys.
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
@nimby Got it tested and it's something I'm allergic to :'( handymen around here are all garbage and mold co's want a min $2k to deal with it. Wonder if there's a type of co I'm missing; the mold co's all want to tent it off and run fans as "standard procedure"
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Nimby // Chris
Nimby // Chris@nimby·
@dormando Ah. If you don't know the kinda mold, may wanna get it tested first. But any general handyman should be able to swap it. Around here they're about $90/hr + supplies
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
@nimby inside the garage. some ~8 year old drywall that wasn't installed properly.
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Nimby // Chris
Nimby // Chris@nimby·
@dormando Roof, siding? where at? I had my siding cleaned recently for algea buildup, and when I bought my current place, had to get mold removed from the roof before homeowners would cover the house.
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
Think I'll try a new window manager thing on the new work computer. i3 maybe? I want to plug in monitors and have sets of terminals/windows reopen into premade layouts. I never quite get this to work perfectly.
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
new porn dropped
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Lisa Phillips 💉 💉 💉 💉 💉 💉
Someone said this app will be over soon and I’m trying to figure out what I will miss. News? Salty takes? Personal stories about loss and grieving? Pet memes? What about you?
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
For some reason I thought /. was a lot more than 2-3 years older than LJ. I also made a /. account super late and I have no idea why. was on the site since maybe 1998 at the latest? So much cool shit.
Rob 'CmdrTaco' Malda@cmdrtaco

I registered the domain slashdot.org 25 years ago today. I was learning Perl by developing what today is called a CMS to more easily maintain my homepage… in the process I decided i was building news for nerds, but was clueless what it would eventually mean.

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dormando
dormando@dormando·
@rbranson folate, potassium, etc. if your dr didn't say you need folate, get a new one.
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ricky b
ricky b@rbranson·
getting a B12 shot tomorrow morning, any pro tips?
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dormando
dormando@dormando·
Arrive at the doctor's office, hand them a business card that says "I'm not paying you to invalidate my suffering" in American Psycho standard font and layout.
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