The Redheaded libertarian@TRHLofficial
Since no one will see this anyway, here is a list of everyone I think should be drafted.
1. Mark Levin, we need the enthusiasm you bring to X on the front lines. Drafted.
2. Lindsey Graham, I hear you want to ask South Carolinians to send their sons and daughters to fight for Israel, well homie, You first. Drafted.
3. Ben Shapiro, you say this is the single greatest foreign policy move of your lifetime? You should see it from the front lines, legend. Drafted.
4. Every single person who has been telling Trump he is โthe non-Jewish Messiahโ. Yes we know about that. Congratulations on cracking the code, you win front row seats to see โCyrusโ usher in your apocalypse. Drafted.
5. Anyone saying โCharlie would have wanted this.โ Bro, Youโre as evil as they come. But F*** you youโre drafted now.
6. BiBi Netanyahu. I command you to rise from the dead or wherever the heII you are and be drafted.
7. Everybody in the government who supports this war and all their firstborn sons. Drafted.
8. People who believe abortion is healthcareโ Guess what. War with Iran is healthcare now. Drafted.
9. The history retarded who think George Washington would want war with Iran. lol. Youโre too dumb to insult. Drafted.
10. Men who compete in women sports. Iran is the womenโs sports now. Drafted.
11. Every pundit who destroyed their credibility over the last 3 months defending Jeffrey Epstein. Ew. Drafted.
12. Everyone on the Epstein client list. Youโre double drafted.
13. Everyone who participated in the 2020 George Floyd riots. Drafted.
14. The Covid tyrants. Youโre all drafted now.
15. The corpses of Dick Cheney and John McCain. Drop them in Iran, they should see this. Drafted.
16. The El Salvador Prisoners. Microchip them all, theyโre dying for Israel. Drafted.
17. Bill Kristol, David Frum, Max Boot, Jennifer Rubin, Victoria Nuland. Get out of my sight, youโre all drafted.
18. John Bolton. Youโre the most drafted of all.
19. The J6 committee. Youโre the war with Iran committee now. Drafted.
20. People who donโt like dogs. You canโt be trusted. Drafted.
21. Every podcaster who lied us into this war and every other war. Drafted.
22. Vegans, cyclists, crossfitters, and people with pronouns in their bio. Drafted.
23. Antifa. You psychopaths are fkn crazy. We need that. Drafted.
24. The $7000 club, and anybody is taking money to lie to you. Drafted.
25. Feminists and male feminists. Youโre both just awful. Drafted.
26. People who asks Grok โis this is realโ. Drafted.
27. PETA. You brought this up upon yourselves. Drafted.
28. Activists for foreign nations. Youโre all activists for the war in Iran now. Drafted.
29. People who blow rape whistles at protests. I could not draft you fast enough.
30. People who report their untaxed purchases across state lines. You wonโt be hurting America anymore. Drafted.
30. Gun-grabbers. Grab this d***. Drafted.
31. AIPAC. I could not draft you harder if I tried.
31. Furries. Get in the box or your antisemitic. Drafted.
32. Pedos. Get comfortable, you wonโt be coming back. Drafted.
I reserve the right to add to this list