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"Codify CHOICE" Mr Martin
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"Codify CHOICE" Mr Martin
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The nicest someone can say to me is that they think I am kind. share your impression with people.
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@gabbgoudy Not sure it hasn’t been said so to keep the “all men suck” truth going. She could smile more. She is a beautiful woman, and the discourse is rage bait from idiots.
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every week there’s a new discourse on if a hot woman is hot…
and she’s always super hot??
CELEB FUN@Celebfun3
Lana Condor at the Fashion Trust US Awards
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@GeraldFitz13886 @the_vello Why would you accuse Mr. Met of that?
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@Syrup_Tishus @ThreeSevenBar Friends have a popcorn machine, just turns it on like no big deal to clean it.
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My living room now needs a popcorn machine, roller dogs, peanuts in the shell, and free beer provided by the @ThreeSevenBar
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@threeinningfan My mom had a Fuller Brush Door to Door guy into the mid 90s, he was old AF. How about no seatbelts
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Oh look one of those games for old people! So cute. But why are they using all of these things I grew up with?
Johnny Cadillac@lippyent
Hmm 😒 🤔?¿
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burnt my english muffin bc my cat was in my lap and it felt rude to move her |
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@hunny__bee__ Joking with friend who wore patterns yesterday. Back to all black I see, no my underwear is red with stripes at the top. Joking again, I will see it, oh no these are highrise. She reaches back, oops yes you will.
She beat me with green St Patty's her shoes
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not wearing any 😌
⋆｡‧˚ʚ dawgy of freakytwt ɞ˚‧｡⋆@puppy_dawg_paws
quick what color is ur underwear this is for science
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Other math teachers: Use circles to teach fractions.
This math teacher: If you eat 1/3 of a TACO, how much is left?
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@snufflewort I have to sneak in for mine. They put me in the back, but the exit door to the waiting room, then I have to walk past the rest to the mammogram room, back to my cave for the ultrasound. Doesn't make much sense since I pass by them all. My description of U.S. upon request.
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I’m at Vic General Hospital today for a breast ultrasound. I’ve got quite a bit of pain which is probably fibroids, but obviously it needs checking out. They don’t have a hospital gown in polka dot!!!😬😬😬
#fuckcancer 💙💙💙
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I had a friend who was extremely happy to drop her maiden name of Frankenberger
The Godmother@GodmotherThe
I need examples of ugly surnames rn bc??? Is this a thing?😭😭😭
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you have to make sure you’re getting a tan everywhere
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Imagining going back in time and telling my past self that I’d be siding with the Catholic Church over a secular government
FactPost@factpostnews
New reporting reveals the Pentagon threatened Pope Leo XIV’s ambassador over the Pope's anti-war statements: "America has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world. The Catholic Church had better take its side.”
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@emilyjobot I am so sad, you could kiss my body everyday or draw on it though.
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gonna make my next husband get my lips tattooed somewhere on his body and if he says no he is not the one
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@pop_tartlet When I was new Diabetic I decided no extra insulin to eat bad for me. Saw someone giving themselves a shot as their good hit the table. 2 garlic rolls and 2 slices of pizza.
Me I can eat half a pizza, the top half. That and a few bites of a good crust for the cheat.
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@EmmaScott When offered to try Dr. offered Trulicity, I said ozempic has better jingle. Trulicity did work for me, and the mounjoiro didn't either. About a year between. Lost weight on my own with little changes. I was same wt for 15 years.
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Genuine question: have you ever been influenced to start taking a new prescription by seeing an ad for it on TV?
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@sheologian @WakeMed Cleveland Clinic Florida, food was good and they had a sugar free mousse. I almost made the 3 gallon bag at home. Still don't mind having time between appointments for the cafeteria.
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@aliciaandrz I see fresh dental work in your future.throw your hands in the air, with a long sleeve shirt, until paid.
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it is incredibly important to check your message requests now & then. you never know what opportunity you might miss out on.
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can everyone like & retweet this picture of my cat when she was a kitten? I have a lot of dental work I need done & I want Elon to pay for it.
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