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So very proud to say that my son Dylan who has #CerebralPalsy has just received the grades he needed to secure his place to read Philosophy at @Cambridge_Uni (A*, A*, A) @scope #Disability #AlevelResults #SurreyChat

@JohnMcDonald_MC brightonfringe.org/events/shakesb…

Was at the grove theatre last night , our son Christian was performing , never thought Shakespeare could be so very funny ,can’t wait for this , well done everyone x

@SLC_Repayment I didn't earn anything last year. Why would I have any of these? What you need to do Send the following evidence as soon as possible: • Dividend statement • Investment statement • Tax return • Accountant’s letter

@peterkyle Will you be attending the debate tomorrow about Major Conditions Strategy and people with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and hypermobility spectrum disorders in Westminster Hall at 4pm? (As a constituent in Hove, I hope you are)

Why do the Tories keep raising taxes? Where is all the money going, if not into their own pockets. Every time we get a pay rise, we pay more tax. Every time goods rise in price, we pay more tax. We're paying way more tax than a year ago, but it's never enough to maintain services

China has built more than 20,000 miles of high speed rail in the time it has taken us to plan and half build 140 miles of track from a west London suburb to Birmingham

Why is #TessDaly wearing waders to present #Strictly? Is she going fly fishing afterwards?

The more a potential employer talks about work-life balance, the less likely they are to actually have any

“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.” Artist: JauntyArt b3ta.com/board/11398303

@SoVeryBritish Fennel

What instantly ruins a sandwich for you?

Big news! Someone finally noticed that if you hold down CTRL, the process list in Task Manager conveniently freezes so you can select rows without them jumping around. I did this so you could sort by CPU and other dynamic columns but then still be able to click stuff...

@Wickes who do I call about my Wickes Trade Pro account? I registered this morning and got a text saying to follow instructions in email, but I didn't get an email (yes, I have checked my spam folder)

The is how the Conservatives destroyed the NHS in 13 years!

@rockwealthUK Doesn't work

@Jessespress @eliistender10 You can figure out how to make the most of a piece of glass. You can work out what to charge customers. You can do simple math and even that is algebra. You run a business and a household.

@fatals @eliistender10 How so?

Name one thing that your school insisted you needed to know which you have never used a single day in your life?

@Jessespress @eliistender10 You underestimate yourself.

@eliistender10 Algebra 😓

@perrigame Deadloch on Amazon Prime is a good laugh

Has anybody watched anything goooood lately? Going to have a cosy sofa evening but am so out of touch with stuff on tv/streaming apps lately. Hit me up with any recommendations if you have any 📺 🎥

@Ryanair @packagingretail Is that 17.4m flights taken or is that 17.4m individual people? I'm betting it's the former

@packagingretail 17.4 million people only last month

You're literally wearing jorts

@tomlee80 @NoContextBrits Yes, but have you ever stepped on an upturned 3-pin plug in bare feet or socks? It is the one thing worse than Lego 😖

I shed a tear when I think of the brilliance that went into engineering the greatest electrical socket known to mankind. And thanks to the Empire many other countries across Asia and the middle east get to enjoy the benefits of a a safer, more secure way of receiving their electricity. Suck that America!

British sockets. Best in the world.

While we’re worrying about AI, the bollards are planning a global revolution

Is it just me or did Lizzo look like Peter Griffin in drag at #glastonbury2023