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@danielhowell it’s half way to the phanniversary!!!

HAPPY 6 MONTHS OF PHAN BEING LEGAL

lol i will never open this message because getting this notification constantly randomly out of nowhere amuses me too much

possibly the funniest minute i have EVERRRR WITNESSED 😭😭

lowkey dan would be great in a silent film, he’s got the right facial expressions

it’s the way i wasn’t even gonna watch the livestream right now, im so glad i did so i could witness that mess 😭

am i allowed to say my favourie post-hl clip is phil abandoning dan in the bog and dan shouting 'dont run away you stupid bitch'

i scroll through phannie twt like a newspaper sometimes when i get bored on my new twt lmao

@phangender i hope they bring up their reaction to this in the phodcast at some point

@galacticdaniel i hope phil is enjoying it

checking back on this twt acc and im so confused… why is phil a lobster now? 😭😭

@phangender yeah i saw the tweet now and icl it doesn’t even look like the phone saids red lobster at all but the tweets i’ve been seeing about this whole thing has been absolutely hilarious

@galacticdaniel bc of a tweet

listening to the new podcast episode rn and dan likes videophone…. TASTE!!!

the way that i will never be able to escape dan and phil 😭😭 i’ve moved to a new different twitter account and already got followed by a phannie 😭😭😭

shout out to dan and phil scaring the hoes gotta be one of my favourite genres

he called me love and darling and i can die happily now 😭😭

i’m never online here anymore but i feel the need to say that i just met louis tomlinson and im so fucking gassed rn!!!

finally im free from the top artist glee curse 😭

i’m very lurker-y rn on twitter even tho i am keeping up to date on dnp, im just in the midst of an active 1d hyperfixation (zayn and louis to be precise) and that is taking up 95% of my time so i haven’t had much to tweet but i still love dan and phil so stop unfollowing me 🥺😔

@Colesacola an attempt was made… just not a good one 😭

@galacticdaniel Omg it did the same to me LMAO. My account was created while in Ireland but pop off twitter 🎉

….never been to the united states in my life but sure