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@RodKahx Appears most members of board of peace are at war 🤷‍♂️

Why is Donald Trump so concerned with the UK, EU, and NATO involvement in the Strait of Hormuz? Didn't he create his own board of peace?

@currys What can I do if I’ve lost receipt that is for a replacement item if original got damaged ?

Meet the Currys Sniff Tester! Unsure if those socks are wearable? You can give it a sniff and the device will confirm 👃

@RyanSoapKing25 Spending £50 on pizza won’t help !!

How has it taken Ross and Vicki almost a year to pay Sharon's £20k back following the upskirting incident with Joel. 👀🤔 I know Sharon's not be here - but if she was Ross and Vicki would've been out on their ear by now. Ross and Vicki can't afford to get married #EastEnders

@RyanSoapKing25 Why ??

We need a Who killed Joe storyline straight away #Emmerdale

@lufcgrace People that leave it until last minute to cut in to a turn off junction instead of queuing like everyone else should get points , it’s dangerous and really boils my piss.

Genuinely there should be a rule against lorries overtaking each other when there’s about 0.2mph in it. Watching them crawl past each other for the next three miles while blocking the outside lane is mind blowing.. If it’s going to take longer than boiling a kettle, pack it in 🫠

@IcelandFoods Sold out

WHO’s getting one of these? 😱👀🛸 dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-ne…

@archer_rs Haha !!

Top Gear and Grand Tour star James May questioned by police suspected as being get away driver in recent theft of Kit Kat chocolate bars.

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD At least cricket season starts soon .

The World Cup groups in full 🍿 Who's excited? 🤩

@War_Radar2 At least ours aren’t full of shit ( ref toilets)

BREAKING 🇺🇸🇬🇧: Trump says the UK “do not even have a navy. You’re too old and had aircraft carriers that didn’t work”

@bbceastenders @BBC @BBCiPlayer @BBCOne You must think we are as stupid as some of your storylines .

EastEnders announces groundbreaking POV episode filmed through the eyes of the Queen Vic Bust. Head here for the full story ➡️ bbc.in/EastEnders-New… #EastEnders @BBC @BBCiPlayer @BBCOne

@scottiebateman Yeah right!

After careful consideration, and looking for a career without jet lag, I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be fulfilling my dream of becoming a SAR crewman by joining HM Coastguard. I realised that life’s too short and I’ve been suppressing my love for helicopters. No longer.

@frankbrunoboxer Haha !! Nearly fell for it .

Morning (again) so the inevitable phone call has come from Jake Pauls office 2 millions pounds for an "exhibition fight" plus 1 million for every round the fight continues after the 1st one to be held at the London Stadium in November in time for my 65th Birthday I have to say I am considering it

@MW_AFCB Oh dear !!

If we lose to Japan I’ll cut off my balls

@wembleystadium @jfa_samuraiblue 👏👏👏 so respectful , well done.

Thank you @jfa_samuraiblue ❤️🤝

@bayraktar_1love @walter_report Don’t suppose Putin was on it 🙏

❗️Russian media report that contact has been lost with a military transport An-26 aircraft over Crimea.

@Kev_COYS_ The only time they play decent ish, is against us. 🤷‍♂️

I see the Italians surrendered … again.🤣🤣

@history99917180 Can you now tell me the joy of winning , Spurs supporter so not a clue this year ( in the premier league anyway).

Oh blimey. Well, that didn’t go to plan.

@IcelandFoods April fools is not until tomorrow !!

Just what the Dr ordered...we present to you our GIANT DARLIC BREAD Tear 'n' Share! 👽🛸 It may look like it's landed from another world, but one bite in and you'll realise it's been engineered for maximum flavour...available in-store & online from 1st April 🏃

@history99917180 I’m now expecting Japan to lose 😁

Just realised England are playing Japan in the football. So, true to form, I’m supporting Japan.

@foreverobron @EmmerdaleInside No offence to you Robert , but that Robert is a knob.

@germann_ro @EmmerdaleInside Why Robert?

If one of these Emmerdale icons had to go, who would you pick? 😬 #Emmerdale