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@halborski

(ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥ On the edge of Gen X / Gen Y - Serial liker of tweets and blocker of accounts - he/him @halborski.bsky.social

가입일 Aralık 2008
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Sam
Sam@halborski·
@baseballcontext @Jake_Mintz It also makes me do a fresh login every single time I want to watch. Also the login is only good for maybe like an hour because if I close the window halfway through the game and then go back I have to log in all over again. The whole system was built by clowns.
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out of context baseball@baseballcontext·
@Jake_Mintz it’s also just unusable in the app. games will keep looping the “this event will begin shortly” footage until you re-open the stream after game start and if you exit the app at all, it will take ages to start playing the game again
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Jake Mintz@Jake_Mintz·
Tried to buy MLBTV for my parents and it took me 30 mins to figure it out. Accidentally bought something called MLB+ in the process which is just radio and MLB Network??!?! Maybe I’m an idiot but it’s incredible how difficult they’ve made this to do through the app.
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@AngrySkycrane Pretty hard to make golf course land even worse for the environment, but here we are.
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Angry SkyCrane™@AngrySkycrane·
A local golf course sold out to a data center. As a golfer who thinks the world would lose nothing if golf courses and golf in general went away, this is fucking madness.
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Seattle Mariners@Mariners·
Great to be together again 🫶 We’re back at it tomorrow night at 6:45 right here at @TMobilePark.
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Sam@halborski·
@CleGuardians Good job, Guards. Let's do it again tomorrow, Guards.
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Sam@halborski·
@GrumpyO95495024 @tim_stebbins Yeah. Worse than just cramps. If there's no structural damage it's rest or a cortisone shot and he probably misses a few starts. Better than forearm/elbow, usually.
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Tim Stebbins@tim_stebbins·
Tanner Bibee exited tonight's game with right shoulder inflammation.
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Sam@halborski·
@johnnyfire817 @FranmilsEyebrow In less than 30 games worth of infield innings he's had 6 errors. He's bad in the outfield but even worse on the infield.
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La Mole@FranmilsEyebrow·
Gabriel Arias plate appearance:
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Sam@halborski·
@shuddupmeg I was just thinking about this exact video
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Sam@halborski·
@shuddupmeg and of course Austin Hedges was the ringleader
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meg 🦔❤️💙⚾️@shuddupmeg·
A TEAM BONDING EVENT AT MEDIEVAL TIME?! AND THEY ALL DRESSED UP?!
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Michael@MichaelHook_CLE·
Who’s hitting the first home run for the guardians?
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Sam@halborski·
@shuddupmeg It also doesn't hurt that every team has to pay a percent back into the league for revenue sharing, pensions, etc - but the Dodgers negotiated their deal when the team was "bankrupt" so their percent is significantly lower than other teams.
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meg 🦔❤️💙⚾️@shuddupmeg·
(that all these teams COMBINED will be CLOSE to — not equal to, just close to! — the Dodgers revenue)
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Sam@halborski·
@JohnBaker75 @CleGuardians @Mike_EST_Xx Minor league pitchers also know this, but there's a lot more pitchers that can't hit their targets and he nukes those pitches. You don't get enough of that in the majors to sustain production. Also he can't play OF and the DH spot is already busy with Hoskins and DeLauter added
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Sam@halborski·
@JohnBaker75 @CleGuardians @Mike_EST_Xx They didn't cut him last year because everyone was hurt and they had no depth. He hits nukes because the AAA quality of pitching is worse, especially with control. Major League pitchers know they don't have to throw him a strike and he'll get himself out.
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TheFatGuyGolf@JohnBaker75·
@CleGuardians Whoa JROD DFA? A RHB with a .925 OPS at AAA and we only give him 117 plate appearances at the majors. I’m shocked @Mike_EST_Xx why waste all that time on a guy to not even give him a shot????
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Sam@halborski·
@shuddupmeg @CleGuardians Austin Hedges and David Fry arm wrestling in the dugout to decide who pitches when they're down 10 runs
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Sam@halborski·
@kb1381 @ackocher @grok These things have a built in bias and relying on machines to do your thinking for you stunts your brain. Combine these things and it's really easy to start believing propaganda that's being fed to you. No hate to you personally, but for your own sake don't have fun like that.
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Austin Kocher, PhD
Austin Kocher, PhD@ackocher·
The US government collected over $1 billion in immigration fees then refused to process the applications. No denials. No refunds. Just silence. This is the largest fee fraud in the history of the American immigration system. Here's what's happening. 🧵
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Sam@halborski·
@slothy_420 I named this one Failboat. He's the worst fish ever.
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slothy@slothy_420·
gun to your head name a fish
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