Harry

@ronaldobrown_98 @JaymanDipple

Didn’t even attempt to make the email look real

@JaymanDipple @awshuqs 😂😂

reminded me of this Devon Palmer skit

@AndyHa_ @JaymanDipple

Celebrating a winner in front of the away end after being called a feathered wanker all game.

@andyreed @JaymanDipple

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

@Billie_T @JaymanDipple

Sounds like a good deal for them

@NFFC_owen @JaymanDipple

Absolute peak TalkSport this is, the cut killed me

@Billie_T @JaymanDipple

sound mate cheers

@JaymanDipple @AndyCantwell So good !

New guy on The Overlap is the worst craic ever (Part 3)

@nocontextmemes @JaymanDipple

Nothing will ever top this video 🤣

@InvertTheWing @JaymanDipple

I am already looking at John Heitinga profile pictures.

@InvertTheWing @JaymanDipple

Hello everyone. I am sorry for the increased inactivity recently, it is the lowest I have felt in quite some while. Not only have I lost some passion, due to my favourite managers either getting sacked, or underperforming, but my personal life has been very tough. Recently, I was laid off of not necessarily job, but one of my part time coaching gigs for underperformance. Of course, this hurt me very much. So I looked to pick up a new part time hobby, and if you didn’t already know, my father is a chef. I picked up a love for cooking from him, so I suggested an idea to him which combines my 2 loves: Cooking and the tactical aspect of football. The idea was to put a spin on regular French cuisine (his expertise), and serve all the dishes in formations, named after football managers I idolise. For example, the “Pep Bourguignola” — a twist on the French classic Beef bourguignon. And for the plating twist, the gravy would make the shape of the pitch, with things like the vegetables, pieces of meat being his 3-2-4-1 in possession formation. I offered him role to be the head chef. A father-son business. Unfortunately, he did not see to take this well, and felt I was insulting his craft he has worked years on, asking me whether I was autistic. And really, I feel I have had some dreams shattered recently. So I am trying to find my feet, motivation, hunger again.

@AndyCantwell @JaymanDipple

New guy on The Overlap is the worst craic ever (part 2)

@eugeneh84 @JaymanDipple

He looks like someone who gets fired in week 2 of The Apprentice and says we've not seen the last of him (never see him again)

@InvertTheWing @JaymanDipple

Thomas Frank is absolutely awful. Ange Postecoglou is unemployed. Enzo Maresca is unemployed. Pep Guardiola just got schooled by an U21 manager. Vincent Kompany is on Christmas Break. My enjoyment of this sport is at an all time low.

@InvertTheWing @JaymanDipple

Not only is De Zerbi is a complete weirdo, but he is tactically even more stubborn than Maresca. He literally left Brighton because of a fallout with the board. Him coming to Chelsea is a recipe for disaster.

@Sayers33 @JonnyGabriel @JaymanDipple

[High Performance Podcast] Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list? Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

@InvertTheWing @JaymanDipple

Wow, man. England 10 spot on lock, with Palmer off the right.

@JaymanDipple @_andrewkerr_ Hahah

Despicable way to carry on inside the mesh.

@AlbyLad_ @iainpollard

"Get that fucking cooker on"

@ciarandurham @JaymanDipple

Sorry not to scare anyone but there’s a hitman in front