Konductor71

Had you heard of Angry Ginge before he was in #ImACeleb?

@kazzaloveslife Depends. How long have you got?

If I broke into your house and stole what’s under your bed, what would I get?

@kazzaloveslife Ladybird.

If you had to be chased by an animal for 7 days without being caught, which animal would you choose? The only catch is, it has to start with the first letter of your name …

@welovekatefordx Tommy Flaming Orpington returns.

tracy barlow needs a storyline . set fire to something!

@anon_opin Perhaps they are all northerners and you didn't notice the glottal stop.

When did people stop saying 'to' when describing where they're going?: "We're going Nando's, We're going Ibiza" etc. You're going TO you illiterate pricks.

@TheGriftReport There's been a mistake. I thought this was Lorraine Kelly.

Lorraine Kelly is feeling “lost and flat” after brutal ITV cost-cutting has left her struggling with life without her long-term team. Her show has been slashed to just 30-minute episodes and will only air for 30 weeks a year instead of 52. Several close colleagues, including stand-in presenters Ranvir Singh and Christine Lampard, have been axed. The 66-year-old is facing the longest time off TV in her entire 40-year career. A source said her old team was like a “second family” and she’s now “pining” for them.

@RobertJenrick Churches should be free.

No. Working people are being taken for a ride. Under a Reform UK government you won’t be able to use benefits to get discounts like this.

@JDIrwinbooks I wonder who it could be?

Many more than usual C-bombs on here today. Most about one cunt in particular. *Don't use that word very often, but bring it out on special occasions.

@Wee_K24 @james_xond It carries around the world quite well, even at low power, at times when voice modes won't.

@konductor71 @james_xond That's pretty far lol, I forgot morse code even existed 🙈

People who were teenagers before social media existed… how did you communicate with your friends?

@Wee_K24 @vxylily Brilliant advice.

@vxylily Get out the house on days when you can. It gets you up, dressed, encouraged you to look after your personal care and gets a bit of exercise as well. If you can manage some social activities as well that helps

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@Wee_K24 @james_xond Not all very far. Farthest Uzbekistan. Closest About 1 mile from me. Fav San Marino because not very many people there making it hard to "collect".

@konductor71 @james_xond Nice one. Did you get anywhere good

@ThrillaRilla369 Dysentery.

What’s the fastest way you have ever lost weight?

@Wee_K24 @james_xond Aye. Amateur radio operator. Tapping Morse Code to see where replies come from around the world.

@konductor71 @james_xond Aw no way, that's really cool

@MiserygutsPetty @RyanJackMum en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod,_Jane… Roger was one of them. So was Matthew Corbett.

@konductor71 @RyanJackMum Roger? I don't remember Roger.

Making your mind up may have been the first song I ever bought #TOTP

@PolitlcsUK MIA. Ken Loach. Charlie Chaplin. Why did the US deny them entry/re-entry?

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage says the Government shouldn't ban Kanye West from coming to the UK "If we start banning people from entering the country because we don't like what they say, I worry where that ends up... it's a dangerous path to go down"

@JDIrwinbooks @bambibristol 🎯

@bambibristol Someone needs to take him out. Not to dinner.

Surely there’s someone in the pentagon who can defy this deranged, narcissistic & soon to be dead, old fuck?

@Hplays_piano Muting words and phrases is more effective. Mute any of the shit they usually whine about.

@avsybaby @bagshaw2112 Still made in Fleetwood.

@bagshaw2112 My grandad used to eat them like they were sweets. I remember trying one and spitting it out! 😂

Has anyone ever sucked a ‘Fishermen’s friend ‘ 😳😳😳 #fishermensfriend

@avsybaby @bagshaw2112 👀

@Wee_K24 @james_xond I actually do Morse Code.

@konductor71 @james_xond 🤣🤣 bloody carrier pigeons

@Wee_K24 @james_xond Message in a bottle. Smoke signals.

@konductor71 @james_xond Yaas. I used to send notes in class and I had a couple of pen pals. God I feel old