My new answer when someone says to me after a gig “I don’t usually find female comedians funny.”
Me: What is your twitter handle? I want to send you something.
(PS this list is not definitive. Feel free to make your own list ready to give to someone)
Since when do you have to pack your own groceries at Coles?! I’m a Woolies girl but went through a register there tonight and he just stacked all the groceries up for me to pack #wtf#ifiwantedselfserviceidgotoselfservice
I just saw a female dentist for the first time ever. Somehow my teeth feel just as clean as when I’ve been to see a male dentist #insertsarcasticeshere#girlpower
My brain almost exploded whilst seeing @phlaimeaux tonight. He’s not only hilarious but educational too. Did you all know that only Aussie’s called witches hats witches hats?! Apparently the rest of the world calls them traffic cones! #wtf#mindblown#micf
The cheapest, best value, most filling & healthiest dinner on the run for #micf is definitely the Japanese pancake from Flinders St station #notjustcomedyreviews
I can’t wait to see @watsoncomedian at #micf next year, apparently it’s going to be epic! (Even if he does say so himself) Just be careful if you tweet about it before you go, he’ll stalk the shit out of you #thisyearwasprettygoodtoo
Hey @TheNickCody great show tonight! I think you should teach your kid where the tongs are. Also, I learnt what poophoria is today, thought you might enjoy #micf