The Maximum Leader

Civility is the spanx holding in the barbarism of humanity.

@mcgillmd921 So the Millners guild is paying you?

This account supports true Roman bread for true Romans.

@Abnjm My thoughts exactly.

@maximumleader Chopsticks and a spoon. Easy clean up.

Bachelor night for #twittersupperclub. Wegmans sushi. Wegmans tiramisu. And yes, I’m not going to move it to a plate or anything.

@rhinegelt youtu.be/oOlDewpCfZQ?si…

@rhinegelt Look up “Axis of Awesome.” They are great.

I know nothing about music. Nothing. Nada. Zero. This is wizardry to me. 😮

@Abnjm Had my wife been here, she would beg to differ.

@maximumleader Sir. They are both on plates already.

@YesThatVCharles They were! We played the hell out of their records.

@maximumleader They were sooooo underrated. 😖

Bachelor night tonight. I think I will Wang Chung tonight. And by Wang Chung I mean have some sushi. Drink some whiskey. And feast on the tiramisu I shouldn’t have bought when I picked up dog food.

@YesThatVCharles I haven’t heard this in years! I will play it.

@maximumleader PLAY “SPACE JUNK”! open.spotify.com/track/00X8QXyQ…

My dad’s flamingoes - Pimp-mingo and Flamingho.

@MallyNoShow Give me about 90 minutes then. 😉

@maximumleader I do best when you drink.

@redrose_anna Breakfast for dinner is always a win.

Thinking of making chocolate chip pancakes for dinner.

@nixappel @DomesticCEOCat No Four Roses! Faulkner only served Four Roses to people he didn’t care for. (But back then it was also real bottom shelf stuff.)

@DomesticCEOCat @maximumleader I will bring the whiskey

Plenty of room to plan a revolution from here. Shall we?

@mowoodier @WriteGrlProbs @historybythpint I’ll get my Brunhilde outfit. That’s Beethoven, right?

@WriteGrlProbs @historybythpint @maximumleader The crowd loves our Beethoven’s Seventh!

@MallyNoShow 😂 You have plenty of time. But if you do wait it may be tomorrow before I make mine. There is a non-zero chance of a drunk move.

@maximumleader And play chess, if she ever makes her move.

@PresentTenseAte Only if she wants to be left alone…

@maximumleader Lmao you leave her mom alone 🤣

I really love how everyone is answering the question about whether or not the whore’s toys are deductible. I already know the answer; it was just a statement about what was talking about during the conversation, but y’all are great.

@DomesticCEOCat Delightful.

@maximumleader No bugs yet. And the daffodils are out

@DomesticCEOCat It is a lovely day and we should go down by the side of the house and have our drinks there. The bugs aren’t bad yet. (I hope.)

@maximumleader It is and should we get out some bourbon and sit by the fire?

@FreddySpicer So I have now heard. Thank goodness.

@maximumleader Not dead

Chuck Norris. Now Mean Joe Greene. It is a bad day for tough men. Please keep Clint Eastwood, Arnold, and Sly safe.