The Maximum Leader

Civility is the spanx holding in the barbarism of humanity.

@IzaBooboo Warning! It becomes really silly and borders on unwatchable by the last season.

I started watching Sherlock and now I'm a Cumberbitch

@pipandbaby Ugh.

@Gormogons I am very sorry to read this. It is so hard.

Rx It is with tremendous sorrow that I share the news that our beloved Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Loki J., as he is known here, passed away suddenly at home. He was my pet, my friend, and my familiar. He was the son of Shakey and Terra, the grandson of Alfie Boe, the winningest whole-color Cavalier in British History. He was proceeded in death by his dear half-sister, Lady J. with whom he is now reunited. Loki J. was kind, loving, an bit of a scamp. He loved laps, treats and generally being pampered, as was his right. He will be sorely missed, but his memory will be a blessing. He was truly one of a kind. The words that Queen Victoria placed on her beloved Dash fit Loki J. to a 't'.: "Here lies DASH, The favourite spaniel of Her Majesty Queen Victoria, In his 10th year. His attachment was without selfishness. His playfulness without malice. His fidelity without deceit. Reader, if you would live beloved and die regretted, Profit by the example of DASH"

Attn: #twittersupperclub

@BryanONolan Prayer offered.

Mary, a dear friend of my mother’s, passed away this morning. If you are the praying type, it would be appreciated.

@mowoodier @WriteGrlProbs @historybythpint If I dance without rhythm, I won’t attract the worm. If I dance without rhythm, I’ll never learn.

@WriteGrlProbs @historybythpint @maximumleader I’m the one without rhythm

@dajones115b My wife said I couldn’t ask. She was quite attractive.

@maximumleader What’s the bartenders @?

Still more at my happy place.

@danielbraden18 Me too!

@maximumleader Love that place!

@GM3LOUIS The staff here is not unattractive.

@GM3LOUIS Unplanned, but fortunate.

@Smoot_Hawley It does my friend. It does.

@Smoot_Hawley Ha ha.

More at my very happy place.

I’m at one of my happy places.

@IzaBooboo @2CynicAl65 This whole affair is an embarrassment to sensible people.

They don't even care how stupid they look. The Supreme Court was 9-0. There was absolutely not a shred of a basis to grant cert and they're still whipping up the dullards over it. So deeply cynical.

Democrats tried to gerrymander to wipe out Republican districts in Virginia, refused to follow the process required by the Virginia Constitution, and are now lashing out at everyone who is following the law and not letting them get away with violating it.

@historybythpint @JamesWHankins1 Same.

@JamesWHankins1 Even without tapping "show more" I recognized it as Newgate.

Looking from my hotel room at the IRS building DC - it's far too elegantly classical a building for an institution that causes so much misery. I thought maybe there were architects who could design a separate classical order for bureaucratic buildings. Possible inspiration: Newgate Prison in London. @Arch_Revival_

@LuckyMcGee God bless you, ma’am. And thank you for blessing our great nation.

Happy Friday! 😃 It’s been a day already. 😵‍💫 I was in the doorway of the porch trying to maneuver a package that was delivered, to get it into the house. I was still wearing my night shirt, which is fairly sheer and see through. But I was just between the screen door and the door frame, crouched down, reaching for the package, when Bitsy pushed her pregnant fat ass right past me and bounded down the steps and went running through the fenceless front yard, then into the neighbor’s yard and towards the street. 😱 There was no time to think, and I had to drop everything and run out to chase her, boobs bouncing in all their glory, fully visible through my shirt. I live on a very busy street, and was terrified of her bolting toward the road and getting hit by a car. 😭 There were HONKS, y’all. Drawing even more attention. Ugh. So now I have to pack up and move to a different town, now that half the town driving by have seen my tits. 😩😳 Embarrassing AF. 🫣 But at least Bitsy is back in the house safe and sound. 🙏🏼 My pride and dignity were the only thing harmed. Hope y’all are having a better Friday than me! 😂😭

@EnochStevens0n @c0pper_beach @Mondaymondtwo @MallyNoShow @heartsabustin @java_karla @TriplePineAcres @PresentTenseAte @WriteGrlProbs @Uffdah_geez @colynn_s @stephiegal @MooGooAcu

@maximumleader @c0pper_beach @Mondaymondtwo @MallyNoShow @heartsabustin @java_karla @TriplePineAcres @PresentTenseAte @WriteGrlProbs @Uffdah_geez @colynn_s @stephiegal @MooGooAcu I’ll let the ladies decide. But you could turn me.

@c0pper_beach @Mondaymondtwo @MallyNoShow @heartsabustin @java_karla @TriplePineAcres @PresentTenseAte @WriteGrlProbs @Uffdah_geez @colynn_s @stephiegal @MooGooAcu @maximumleader OK, ladies, who are you choosing?