The Maximum Leader

Civility is the spanx holding in the barbarism of humanity.

@Machovell1an Yeah. There is a lot of parsing in making a decision.

@maximumleader House 5 everyday. But I definitely would hang out at House 1 from time to time

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@mowoodier @WriteGrlProbs @historybythpint I’m just looking forward cooler weather and skate practice.

@WriteGrlProbs @historybythpint @maximumleader Dammit! I’m in the butt-end of the costume again!

@BitchesBane Still not helping.

@maximumleader 🎼 Baby shark doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Baby shark doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Baby shark doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…🎶

I have had “Out of Time” by the Stones on continuous loop in my mind’s ears for two days now. I’ve even listened to the song to try to purge it. But it persists.

Whenever you see someone feign anger about British museums stealing artifacts, remember that this is the alternative.

@JonnyMicro You were waiting for a nurse at an Arby’s a little while ago. Now you’re drinking swill beer. Rocking your vacation I see.

PSA: if you’re going to drink swill beer, consider that Beast Ice is cheap (got a 15 pack for $9) and strong (5.9% ABV is pretty damn good) and if you complain that yOu DoN’T LiKe ThE TaStE but then drink Coors or Miller or - God forgive me for saying this- Bud, then shut up

@DomesticCEOCat You’ve got a knife and he doesn’t. My money is on you.

@maximumleader He better not be

After a long day of searching in the Badlands NP, and one cracked windshield later, I finally found the bison.

@frozenmilkdudz I’m not trying to go completely mad. Here you get a link too: youtu.be/B_0TOCR_OIk?is…

@maximumleader Try singing 1800karsforkids a couple times. That oughta do it

@Uffdah_geez Yes. By the way… Please join me: youtu.be/B_0TOCR_OIk?is…

@maximumleader 🧠 🪱

@MickeyBlowtorch Wonderful news! This has made my day. It is probably the best thing I will read here all week. Congratulations for you all.

Pretty great news from the weekend. La Reyna and I closed on our forever house. Not just any forever house. It was the forever house that my grandfather built with his bare hands for my grandmother. The Blowtorch ancestral home if you will. We decided to buy it and keep it in the family instead of selling it to an outside party. It’s absolutely beautiful. We are beyond excited to start our new life and become the next generation of caretakers of the Blowtorch family homestead.

@Bluegrassarts You never know where that opening move will lead.

If you were here I'd totally pinch your nipples with these.

@EnochStevens0n @heartsabustin @VeryKeriFL @c0pper_beach I accept the blame for the nudity in @EnochStevens0n “for you” tab. For what it is worth, it is in mine too.

@heartsabustin @VeryKeriFL @c0pper_beach I blame @maximumleader for all the nudity in my For You tab.

@nogooddeed2 Oh no! That is no good. It is also a testament to how strong you are that this manifested as “lower back pain.” It hope this is resolved as quickly and painlessly as possible.

I woke early this morning to a little crampy discomfort and went back to sleep. Got up at my usual time and peed blood. I hit the ER and discovered I have a 5mm kidney stone almost in my bladder. Probably why my lower back has been bothering me the last two months.

@EnochStevens0n I would like to go to Morocco. It is lower on my list, but it is on the list.

@maximumleader Now THIS I would consider going to see.

@mypetjawa @EnochStevens0n I like to think of myself as having a muse that speaks to me via the beauty of the (female) human form. I can’t silence the muse.

@maximumleader @EnochStevens0n

@EnochStevens0n No argument here.

@mypetjawa @EnochStevens0n I’m sorry, good doctor. Do you hate art and culture? We are just spreading the gospel of art to all of TwitX.

@maximumleader @EnochStevens0n

@AnnaDsays @BuckWilde_ Happy day @BuckWilde_

Wishing @BuckWilde_ the happiest birthday ever! I love you so much and I’m so damn happy we met! Can’t wait to see you tonight! Y’all wish this man a happy birthday, please!