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I’ve said this before and I will say it again: If eating meat *could* affect the environment to the degree that the earth would be in danger of burning up, I would use the flames as the planet dies a fiery death to sear a ribeye medium-rare in one last stubbornly rebellious meal.

@vbspurs Of course I did!

Kudos to my loyal readers if you got this far!

The Psychology and Mindset of Queen Mary (Queen Consort of George V). 🧵 There are few of us who can escape the formative experiences of our youth without a lifelong impact on our personalities. So much hinges on parenting -- and the late Queen's grandmother was no different.

@BrandonDonkey2 @historybythpint YW! You got this, BB!

@WriteGrlProbs @historybythpint Check! Thank you!

Hey you, yes you. Your favorite influencer has no idea what they’re doing and you shouldn’t be taking any life, political, or any other kind of advice from them beyond what to order at Burger King.

@2fluffy2furious Probably fair

@WriteGrlProbs i wouldn’t follow that advice either

@BrandonDonkey2 @historybythpint Just be cute!

@WriteGrlProbs @historybythpint I'll work on that! Then what?

@JimWolf81 Their fries are good

@WriteGrlProbs But what about those of us who prefer McDonald’s?

@heartsabustin So cute!!

@WriteGrlProbs Hee little face is just adorable.

C’est finis! Little carved owl necklace, oxidized. If you want it now, let me know, here or DMs. $165 USD

@hoggonomore Correct. Initial taste : mountain dew but chemically Aftertaste: chemical cream taste swill

@WriteGrlProbs Right? It wasn't creme soda, and it wasn't moutain dew

This tastes like cake batter

@BrandonDonkey2 @historybythpint Hmmm. Good point!! Let’s see. First of all…be a woman.

@WriteGrlProbs But you married @historybythpint! How wlse will I marry a sophisticated, attractive, history expert who can cook without your mentoring?

@radishthegreat Bahaha

#MayThe4thBeWithYou #OrNot

Need to find this piece find a good home.

@DownGrayedd Well, that’s training. Much better than influencing.

@WriteGrlProbs Hey, I’m just trying to help people press the trigger correctly…. On every other matter, I should be ignored entirely

@BrandonDonkey2 I mean, DEFINITELY do not take life advice from me.

@WriteGrlProbs What if you're my favorite influencer?

@alexthechick @Ogiel23

@WriteGrlProbs @Ogiel23

@LittlePineCO We were too gracious

@WriteGrlProbs This is because we didn’t hang them over the “pizza crust.”

We are asking more of cauliflower than God ever intended. Only potatoes have this level of versatility and you don’t see them trying to be made into fudge.

@alexthechick @Ogiel23 I always get the original chicken sandwich meal and then I take the lettuce off.

@WriteGrlProbs @Ogiel23 Wait, what do both of your order at Burger King? There is a correct answer to that question.

@PrincessOfSummr BK Broiler… IF THEY WOULD BRING IT BACK

@WriteGrlProbs You're my favorite influencer, so... 🤔 so I can't take this advice 🤷🏼‍♀️ But what should I get at Burger King?

@alexthechick @Ogiel23 Oh gosh, oh no. Nooooo.

@Ogiel23 @WriteGrlProbs I found out at work last week that I am the person to ask if you want a practical answer and WHAT NOOOOOO

@reasons_tea Video games can be beneficial in the right circumstances.

@WriteGrlProbs What was his topic? Our son defended his thesis last year. It’s amazing what kids can do when challenged.

He did so well, especially against a somewhat hostile judging panel.