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Four families have run California into the ground over 80 years. Newsom, Pelosi, Brown and Getty Understand how youtube.com/watch?v=-MGbkD…

@sportdrink The electrolytes work!

DRIVING TO THE HOSPITAL (1.5 HOURS AWAY) WIFE GIVING BIRTH TO BABY #3 AND NEW SPORT MINER PRAY FOR BABY USE PROMO CODE "BABY" TO CELEBRATE NEW BABY SPORT MINER 17% OFF ONE NIGHT ONLY OK I NEED TO GO NOW

@SecKennedy @Gatorade @US_FDA @sportdrink - no fake sugar, no artificial flavors, no chemical additives, no artificial dyes

Thank you, @Gatorade, for removing artificial FD&C colors and switching to newly @US_FDA–approved plant-based dyes from fruits and vegetables. I urge every food company to follow your lead and join us to Make America Healthy Again.

No cheating, post the last saved dog pic on your phone

Next up: Tic-tac-toe on @Pebble. Built with the Piu touch UI framework in Alloy. Check the JavaScript source: github.com/Moddable-OpenS…

Touch – coming soon to @Pebble. Alloy makes it fast and responsive. Standard JavaScript. ECMA-419 touch API. Poco mini-drag app, freshly updated by @stc1988. This is what the future of Pebble feels like.

Our April Moddable SDK release is live! ⚙️ESP-IDF v6 - Espressif's latest 📘TypeScript 6 - Microsoft's latest ⚡More efficient JavaScript stack use 🐞xsdb - gdb style debugging for Embedded JS 👆Touch for @Pebble using ECMA-419 ⌚@WaveShare00 Touch Watch github.com/Moddable-OpenS…

@FanlessTech Until it tarnishes.

Copper has a glow unlike any other metal

@sportdrink Better than wings.

If you drink Sport Energy it gives you energy.

@Marcela252016 Ophelia

Busco un nombre de niña ridículamente antiguo. Piensa en un nombre de bisabuela. Muy antiguo y raro.

@drpepper How many are petroleum based?

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born just in time to enjoy the unique blend of 23 flavors

@iris_seraphina @BearlyOne Is it @greg16676935420’s cat?

First, it’s not AI and is a birth defect. Second, I’m not sure if I find it cute or not. 🤔

@HumanaCuriosaX Fart jokes span all cultures.

Mi esposa estaba de parto cuando la enfermera dijo que era hora de pujar. Lo dio todo lo que tenía, hasta que un pedo, que por el sonido y el hedor había obviamente seguido adelante. Estaba mortificada. "No te preocupes," dije, acariciándole la cabeza. "He oído que este tipo de cosas es perfectamente natural durante el parto. ¿Verdad, enfermera?" "Sí," dijo la enfermera ahogándose, "¡pero normalmente es la madre, no el padre!"

@Awed_Urshy Mouse boogers

マウスの動きが悪くなったら、裏のフタを開けて重いゴムボールを取り出し、中のローラーにこびりついた謎のホコリの塊を爪楊枝でカリカリ削り落とす……あの儀式、今の光学式マウスしか知らない世代に話したら、マウスの中にボール？って言われそうですよね。あのホコリ掃除、妙な達成感があったのにな。

コンテスト用にフライトレーダー風のウォッチフェイスを作った！ これはRound2で表示させたいなあ。 #pebble apps.repebble.com/ccb1d85f024b4b…

Who will replace swalwell?

@ericswalwell @Gene3713 Have you resigned the House yet?

I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment I’ve made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made — but that’s my fight, not a campaign’s.

@reinefranque HR is shitty in every country!

La connasse de RH à qui je n'avais jamais adressé la parole avant qu'elle ne vienne me demander bien fort, à mon poste, si ma grossesse était souhaitée, avant d'enchaîner avec "d'accord... chacun ses choix de vie hein" s'est faite virer 🎉

@TristanSnell Yet

Elon Musk didn’t go to the moon. Jeff Bezos didn’t go to the moon. NASA went to the moon.

@gripen_ng Hint: People culture-jam surveys. That is, they intentionally provide incorrect answers to skew the results.

アメリカという国は不思議である。国民の3割もが地球平面説を正しいと信じている科学リテラシーの低い国なのに、月に人を送って無事に帰還させるチームが存在するのだから。