Bermuda Triangle Deli

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Bermuda Triangle Deli

@merrydevo

mom of 2, comedian, writer

New Orleans, LA 가입일 Şubat 2012

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Adam Johnson@adamjohnsonCHI·16h

No Kings is planning 3000-events on 3/28 and its 1700-word press release makes zero mention of Iran, only opaque mentions of “illegal wars” (which ones?) I like many of the orgs involved but what’s the utility of these generic “anti-authoritarian” word salads at this moment

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·9h

When we had our first I was like omg this is so hard, how has anyone ever done anything ever when they were watching their baby. And then the second one was easy until she started crawling, so having 2 feels easier in some ways. But when I’m the only adult with both I’m like wow

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·9h

To be clear I think parenting is hard and no one is less of a parent for having one kid! I just mean the way your life gets structured

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·9h

there’s this fake divide between child free people and parents but having one child is probably less different from being child free than having 3+ kids is from having 1…does this make sense? Now that I have 2 kids, one is like none. If I had 3 I’d feel this way about having 2

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·12h

@lawofproduct I am

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Toffler@lawofproduct·12h

@merrydevo You’re not a New Orleans native are you.

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·17h

We live in gentilly, by city park, and I can easily take my children to mid city on foot. Less than 2 miles from pandora for snowballs. ppl will still refer to where we live as the suburbs bc their concept of New Orleans is the fun parts

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·15h

@MelvinGibsons1 Why do you care to comment?

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MelvinGibsons@MelvinGibsons1·15h

@merrydevo It’s all a crime ridden dump with bad infrastructure

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·17h

And comparing golf to the gym is insane. It takes 1-2 hours total out of the house to go to the gym, kids could barely notice you’re gone. Golfing is like having a second family that everyone knows about

daeveningglow@InlandCaGuy

It's really easy to take just one hour out of a weekend day for each parent to go do something and it will not hurt your kids at all.

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·17h

It’s actually 2.3 miles from pandora but we did it yesterday

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Leigh Beadon@leighbeadon·19h

City People who live in the City are happy. Suburb People who live in the Suburbs are happy. City People who live in the Suburbs are miserable. Suburb People who live in the City are angry delusional narcissists who are ruining everything for everybody.

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·18h

I would NEVER call a woman bitter for something she said about me, even if it seemed like she was (which it wasn’t, in the case of Scaachi). If someone says something about you that you don’t like and you feel the need to respond, you ruin it if you veer into attacking them! 101

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·1d

Average threads user

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Deep Singh Badhesha@DeepNotShallow·1d

Get in losers, we're going losing

ً@optisues

BREAKING: Kamala Harris is speculated to be angling for another presidential bid in 2028. Do you support her?

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·1d

My husband saw a dressed up woman with really high heels and he said “she must be with a guy that’s a lot taller than she is” bc he thinks women also care about being taller than their dates

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·1d

@wirmgurl I felt this way with my first baby. Not talking down to you just saying it got easier bc there are infinite choices to make and it’s inevitable that you have friends who are sahms, friends who aren’t, etc. and the infinite choices ppl make start to make sense as kids get older

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🪱 Worm Girl 🪱@wirmgurl·2d

Unfortunately, someone making a different choice from you is somewhat criticism of your choice. That's why all this mummy war stuff is so intractable; if I breastfeed and you don't then on some level I clearly think you are making the wrong choice.

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·2d

Not true, doesn’t feel genuine, reminds me of the bisexual women that are married to men but say all men are gross and that only women are beautiful

Lee@AccordingToLee

There’s a conversation happening on TikTok where the girls are finally talking about how a lot of men aren’t actually attractive. Like you go to the grocery store and see a ton of stunning women, but men? You will remember how many months back you last saw a hot man.

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·2d

@reddskyy_ Haahahahahahhaa

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cheyenne 🔮@reddskyy_·2d

throwback to when my grandma fucked my shit up

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·2d

I wish Raytheon or whatever evil entity makes all the baby formula could spend less time lobbying to block paid maternity leave and devote just a few hours to making the hypoallergenic formula smell less like rotten vegetable sludge so that my daughter will take a bottle

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Seth Harp@sethharpesq·3d

The war on Iran is a school shooting raised to the level of official US foreign policy. No pretense of a rational goal. Just murdering children for lulz and then committing suicide in hopes of going to Hell. Pete Hegseth is the same person as Dylan Klebold, just on a bigger stage

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Bermuda Triangle Deli@merrydevo·2d

I think there’s a lot of truth to generational stuff because people are affected by their circumstances and that’s obvious. Boomers have eating disorders, Gen Z receptionists are kind of cold. Who fucking cares. Truly who the fuck cares.

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