Matt Graves

Similarly, my Weather West post from earlier is also still on track. This will be a "double peaked" heat event, with "lesser" peak centered over Southern California today before a minor pullback this weekend. Then, next week, the main event begins... weatherwest.com/archives/43745

All signs continue to point to an exceptional, long-duration, and record-breaking to (in some cases) record-shattering March heatwave initially centered across U.S. Southwest but expanding to much broader region next week. This is effectively a full-on summer heatwave in March.

@mikulaja Ah, yes. Trained on data from *6 billion* transactions.

@mikulaja success.com/kristy-kim-tom… "Changing credit access" indeed. 😂 ...reminds me of that famous Inigo Montoya quote: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

In case you’re wondering, the TomoCredit scam is, somehow, STILL GOING:

@RoseBensonDC @kylegriffin1 -ed

@kylegriffin1 The indictment is toast.

Breaking NYT: Federal prosecutors were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against the man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter. nytimes.com/2025/08/27/us/…

@AGPamBondi @MELANIATRUMP Be best

Our incredible First Lady ⁦@MELANIATRUMP⁩ shared this powerful, deeply moving letter with President Putin. She speaks from the heart of every American in calling for a world where children, regardless of where they are born, can live in peace.

@MarinWaterInfo @buxom9412 @marincountyfire It looked pretty dire from San Rafael:

@buxom9412 @marincountyfire Hi Arlene. We're sorry to hear you weren't reached with our previous post on this topic. We will continue to work to ensure as many people as possible are informed ahead of any future prescribed burn operations. x.com/MarinWaterInfo…

Today (July 1), @marincountyfire, in coordination with Marin Water, is conducting a prescribed fire operation on the Mt. Tam Watershed along the northern side of Bon Tempe Lake. Please heed all trail closure signs and refrain from dialing 9-1-1 to report smoke in this area.

@MikeIsaac Very early in a relationship, a girlfriend insisted I sign up for Global Entry (which comes with pre-check). It wasn’t a deal-breaker, per se, but I def. got the impression that it wasn’t *not* a dealbreaker. (She was right — and readers, I married her.)

just saw a pre check guy leave his non pre check wife after she got bounced from the line ice cold

@mikulaja “….to rescind Buy Now, Pay Later”…..? 🤔

What happened to “Thou shalt not regulate by blog post”?

@samstein Photographer: “I think we’ve got what we need. But just for fun, how about….”

when you chose the wrong pose for your NYT's profile pic

@PaulinusOfTrier Congratulations, you’ve invented the new subgenre of “devout clout-chasing”

An ostentatious lack of fuss is not humility. Sorry, but now he's buried, it can be said out loud.

Bill Hader to Co-Write, Potentially Star in Jonestown Series in Development at HBO (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2025/tv/news/b…

@MelissaHourigan @Apple @Uber omfg

Ordered a laptop with expedited shipping from @apple for delivery today and was informed that @Apple uses @Uber to deliver. Well the driver cancelled the order, made off with the laptop and we are left with figuring it out? I am amazed at this truly awful customer experience.

@kevinweil The only thing missing is some Mountain Dew ;)

(Make sure you include an image of yourself with the prompt!)

Lol this is a fun one with ChatGPT imagegen. Try this prompt and share it back! "Create an image of me as a real-life action figure. Be specific as possible based on what you know about me. And put multiple interesting things that represent who I am inside the packaging. I've attached an image of me for reference."

“Be cool”

@CristinCulver @JohnnyBrackett It warms my heart that in this cold, hard world, the art of the subtweet is alive and kicking

@JohnnyBrackett I knew the real ones would get it.

We don’t have any news but we really want a feature story in the WSJ in the next couple weeks.

Don't blame me I just voted for [crypto, tax cuts, deregulation, insert insignificant personal policy preference] not the destruction of the institutions and order that provided the stability and opportunity for me to succeed

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@MikeIsaac Our family office offers rare metal LPs as a perk for portfolio co’s. Do I have your attention

@mgrooves i am willing to entertain offers

this sucks so fucken bad

@MikeIsaac I want in, Mike; are you lookin for friends n’ family

my startup idea is “dumb company” all i would do is just dumbify every product that has been made ‘smart’ over the past 20 years “here’s a fridge. it makes your food cold and that’s it. no cameras or internet.” instant unicorn