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How I expect to be treated even tho I'm a fucking bitch

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@abbimcmillen this is my brand of emergency as well 🔥

Most girls keep an emergency chapstick in their car, but I keep an emergency lighter and I’ve used it way more often

@meghanapolis so i do want to say as a true soda freak there are levels to this answer canned ice cold coke zero, amazing. bottled diet coke, trash. McDonald’s fountain diet coke, the best thing I’ve ever tasted. current obsession cherry diet coke 🍒 in a can

I can’t decide whether Coke Zero is better than Diet Coke or vice versa

carpool karaoke except it’s just me driving around playing nothing but the hits by justin bieber and singing along as loud as i can

posting this from the most disgusting bar bathroom in northeast minneapolis, can you guess what it is?

@DanaWessel finally someone agrees with me

I don't understand why Jury Duty seasons 1 and 2 aren't the most-talked about shows on the internet.

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

my dream come true @BelliedUpPod recording an episode at my side job

I JUST WANT TO WEAR OPEN TOED SHOES FOR FUCK SAKE 😫

finally seeing possibly my favorite funny guy @CharlieBerens tonight and can’t wait to giggle 🤭

@CheyCab my favorite burger in the area

Don’t let your little girls grow up to be cowgirls. Miller’s Columbia Heights

think i finally made it out of my bowling slump…with 2 more weeks left in the season

@united @KFCBarstool I need to know your take on this (there’s no way people don’t at least…attempt to fuck)

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the best touchtunes play is “crazy game of poker” live. 10-12 mins of pure vibes 😎 @ofarevolution

i made this 🌟

Danhausen tricked @WWE superstars into thinking he was the real Cold Steve Austin on 3:16 day.

@DanaWessel adult me apologizes to the servers who encountered college me cause i know i wasn’t tipping well then 🤦🏽‍♀️

@miainaction We were just talking about late night Perkins servers today and how bad we felt for all the drunks they had to deal with!

What's everybody know?

@yumtapwater my favorite mozzarella sticks ever and their diablo wings are the best @GreenMill

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