Sid Hayes

Aussie politics - The OG of April Fools Albo’s Pathetic Reign Is Laughable #AprilFoolsDay #auspol 1.)

@AndySwan Claude can be hilarious

Claude watched me swing 5 times and custom built me a new set of irons

🚀Correction: He said he wanted to show... My Dress to the Nation

@Ausbobsmit do you reckon it was a watered-down version of what was supposed to be delivered but It was too late to cancel after...

Albanese's national message was nothing. He told us not to use more fuel than we need. That was it. The address to the nation. That was it. An unpaid advert for the Labor party - Total joke.

Hey @AlboMP, That could have been an email. #Auspol

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@Rob_Ruadh2 I think it's a bait and switch More restrictions for X, and social media mitigation in these 'testing and devisive times'

The PM proclaiming an unspecified evening announcement that's obviously going to be related to fuel rationing, is a fairly unintelligent move if hoping to curb panic buying, in my opinion. But what do we expect? 🤦‍♂️

@BrianRoemmele Could this actually be a Meta Machiavellian move? Once it gets into core memory...the other shoe drops

The Claude Code Leak Dropped the Real Blueprint (and the stuff fee are talking about yet): Anthropic’s “packaging error” yesterday exposed 512,000 lines of their full Claude Code CLI source via a forgotten npm sourcemap. Not model weights. The entire agent harness. I dug through the mirrored dump + fresh analyses. Here are the biggest revelations that are still flying under the radar: 1/ ANTI-DISTILLATION DEFENSES (the nuclear option) 
They literally poison the well. Feature flags inject fake tools + decoy prompts + crypto-signed reasoning summaries. Any scraper trying to distill Claude Code into a competitor gets garbage data. This is industrial-grade IP protection we’ve never seen public before. But already have a way around this. But also have a much better solution (DMs are open). 2/ KAIROS + “Dream” System = Always-On Digital Organism
Unreleased background daemon mode. While you sleep, it runs nightly “autoDream” loops: reads your codebase, consolidates memory, prunes junk, spawns worker Claudes, and even pushes PRs. Not reactive. Proactive biological memory. This is the shift from chatbot → autonomous employee. We have this process at The Zero Human Company and I have used this for over 2 years. 3/ UNDERCOVER MODE (stealth OSS takeover) 
Full subsystem that forces Claude to hide every trace it’s AI/Anthropic. No codenames (Capybara, Tengu), no “Claude Code” mentions, human-style commits. Activated by default on public repos. They’ve been quietly reshaping open source with ghost contributions. We made some discoveries here that ethically will not publish. 4/ The Real Moat Isn’t the Model
46k-line QueryEngine.ts + YOLO probabilistic permission classifier + frustration regex telemetry (“wtf” → silent log) prove it: 90% deterministic state machine, 10% LLM. This is impactful to many from builders of AI and those who invest in “AI”. We have a lot to say about this and how it has many weak points and much better approaches. Competitors now have the exact harness. I have been in calls all day with many engineers who reached out and I can say this may set Anthropic behind for quite a bit. Some are former and current engineers from the company. Anthropic already nuking GitHub mirrors with DMCA… too late. And utterly armature as they could have leaned into the event and made themselves more powerful by accepting this in the community that finds Anthropic’s behavior more and more that of ancient IBM in the 1980s. They are rapidly making less and less friends. It is hard to watch a lawyers taking over what could have been a time to shine in this unfortunate moment. Clean-room rewrites in Python/Rust are exploding (one hit 49k stars overnight). This leak didn’t just expose code, it accelerated the entire agents future by 6-12 months. We have in testing a few of these and they are quite good. The irony? They built Undercover Mode to stop leaks… then leaked their crown jewels themselves.

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@Kyrannio @senatorbabet yes and so is the OP

@senatorbabet Is..is this an April fools joke

I wish I could say more but unfortunately everything I know about the alien hybrid program is classified. Let’s just say some of you would be very surprised who’s not entirely human. That’s all I’m authorised to disclose at this time.

@Sassafrass_84 Grind Hard Plumbing is a great channel

This is the biggest chopper I have ever seen. Alright, how many men would ride this bad boy?

My wife thought this hack was clever

@Rob_Ruadh2 @Ausbobsmit @TTAlwaysWins we can just turn the fans up and blow all the baddies away

@Ausbobsmit @TTAlwaysWins Yeah but on a sunny day or with a bit of wind using our renewable energy strength we'll show em' who's boss.

In a war, Australia would be totally fucked. No fuel security means we have no way of protecting ourselves. You've disarmed us, now left us sitting ducks, ripe for the picking. This is treason 101. Politicians of both Labor and liberal need to face the consequences. They have left us so vulnerable.

@PeriklesGREAT @Real_Ames ahem....it's a picture 🖼️ 😉

What is in the pitcher ?

@hammerofleft but the jokes are supposed to stop at midday...

So Fudd will speak to us tonight. I'll try not to burst out laughing.

@goodgood_girls @goodgood_golf My hearing will never be the same again 😂⛳

THE FIRST GOOD GOOD GIRLS HOLE IN ONE. 👇👇👇👇👇

@goodgood_girls @goodgood_golf My hearing will never be the same again

What did Cricket know? Source: The Guardian share.google/Uaxq01NbgawRY0…

this is good advice anywhere in the world

@goodgood_golf Good Good things happen in tough times. great 👍 job Marissa this was my first hole-in-one👇

You don’t want to miss this. 😳

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