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I’m back in the Occupied West Bank, reporting live from the ground. Follow along here, on substack (link in bio), and IG (same handle). Lot of shit going down.

@C0mboi “Anyways I call this deck “my little war crime” xD you’re really not gonna wanna know what I’m gonna do with it xD they need to try me at The Hague xD”

being held hostage at the counter on commander night

@MargBarAmerica @maizie_star Congrats!! Wish you both all the happiness in the world!

Official engagement post ♥️💍 Please follow my IG (MargaritaBarAmerica) for a better announcement post of it :)

@stillman_steve Me and the boys on our way to da liquor store

These dudes have more aura than all of MTG Marvel

@sadreturns “À la mode, I’m talking ice cream on the side” will permanently come out of my mouth anytime I see the words

@sadreturns Easily the best sketch from Tim & Eric, tho the ridged chips bit my be my personal favorite. youtu.be/MsXGgZJN-IM?si…

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating. this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

@josecanyousee The fuck do you stand for besides DNC money in your bank account? Fuck off

the ny13 race is one to watch bc darializa avila chevalier (she is running against the chair of the hispanic caucus, adriano espaillat) and she’s a dsa shitposter. anyway, espaillat released an ad today that uses darializa’s posts against her. best part is that the he release the ad, not a super pac. from the interviews i’ve seen, whenever she’s asked to explain her posts, she struggles under even basic scrutiny and looks at the interviewer like this

@EliLebowicz Israel? You mean the rape riot country? The country that rioted because its soldiers got caught raping detainees and were punished, which the public responded to by rioting? Rioting for the right of soldiers to rape their captives?That country??Not a major human rights violator?

The reason you see so much criticism of Israel more than any other country is BECAUSE Israel is not nearly close to being a human rights violator in a serious way. If it was like China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Syria, Sudan, you wouldn’t actually be able to criticize them without real, dangerous consequences.

Graham Platner should have instead said "Not nuking these fucking animals is the only restraint I expect and that's only because the cloud would hurt Israelis" and then the media class would deem him acceptable.

@DylanByers Pussy shit, can’t wait for them to run CBS into the fucking ground.

#BREAK: CBS NEWS has terminated Scott Pelley's contract.

DDHQ PROJECTION: AOC-Backed Adam Hamawy wins the NJ US House 12 Democratic Primary.

@Wilson__Valdez You’re goddamn right! I just want my candidate to be subservient to the billionaire class via their many billionaire donors, who offer no meaningful change or bold policy. No, no, it’s good ol status quo for me! I have a brunch to get to! 😩

My biggest concern is reigning in billionaires, so.........I voted for the billionaire single-handedly trying to buy the election. Voters, man...

@katewillett Jesus Christ dude, give it up

We are all going to get to watch Saikat lose at some point, but I hope it’s tonight so it’s not to Wiener.

@btharris93 Time to let the hair go, man. You can see more scalp than anything, go bald with grace 💔

I hate this "pro-Palestinian" label. Hasan is pro-Hamas, which is very different and in fact detrimental to the Palestinian people.

@CoreyWriting Those Israeli checks must be hitting your bank account something fierce for you to be this intellectually dishonest. Stop posting man, go buy a car, enjoy the money before it dries up and all that’s left of you is a talentless, morally bankrupt husk

I don’t understand this logic. Are the people who attended the Pakistan Day parade automatically supportive of the Pakistani governments expulsion of 1 million Afghans?

@ThoughtMiss @ZiggyTheNazz @nathanTbernard I’m done fighting with a bot man, either that or you’re just a fucking sociopath

Platner’s former aide Genevieve McDonald says she leaked the text story to New York Times as part of a personal vendetta against campaign consultants.