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A treasure trove of cynical wisdom. Look for my ❌Spot Food and Travel.

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❌ marks the spot@no_code_blue·
❌Spot Travel: Falls Trail at Bandalier National Monument. This little gem in New Mexico is a must to visit.
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Suzee Q@SusieM414141·
This man went to the emergency room because his eyes had turned a slight shade of green for the second time. What would cause this? I know many people say it could be early jaundice.
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Vic1972@VicToriA19_72·
The Union Jack was mistakenly flown upside down at the military cemetery, a breach of flag protocol Really? We look like morons.
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Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
SNAP has just passed an amendment where SNAP recipients can purchase Hot Rotisserie chickens unlike previously where they had to be cold. The House passed this Bipartisan measure in the lower chamber with a vote of 384-35.This will make life easier for so many like the elderly.
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AmericanPapaBear™@AmericaPapaBear·
How do you guys stay sane with so much crazy shit going on in your life? What do you do to keep a level head? I feel like I am losing it right now.
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Dr Ahmad Rehan Khan
Dr Ahmad Rehan Khan@AhmadRehanKhan·
Dr Nicole Saphier — Surgeon General Nominee. Board-certified. U.S. trained. Academic physician. And importantly, an International Medical Graduate (IMG) from Ross University School of Medicine. At a time when IMGs are often questioned, this is a powerful reminder: IMGs don’t just serve the system, they strengthen it, lead it, and shape its future. From frontline care to national leadership: ✔️ Credentials matter. ✔️ Training matters. ✔️ IMGs matter.
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Bryan Behar
Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·
The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
Is trump buying clothes for them now because what is this??
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@Sierra_rak And some patients showed up with a stack of scientific papers ready to “discuss” 😑
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Sierra@Sierra_rak·
My doctor: so you’ll probably see the lab results for your bloodwork uploaded to MyChart by the end of the day but DONT LOOK AT THEM. DONT LOOK AT THEM!! ILL TELL YOU WHAT THEY SAY DONT LOOK AT THEM. Anyway some of my lab results say abnormal so I’m planning my funeral now lmao Before anyone says, “Um, actually” my doctor was really nice and explained that some people will google thier results and freak themselves out and he’ll get back to me and we can talk through them.
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Naseem Suhail, MD@suhail_nasim·
🚑 You are called to an unconscious diabetic patient in the field… No glucometer is available.The patient is unresponsive and the cause is unknown On assessment: No signs of cardiac arrest Would you consider it hypoglycemia or DKA? What is your immediate life-saving first step ?
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❌ marks the spot@no_code_blue·
@OGdukeneurosurg I have patients called me directly on my cellphone but I’d never call my own physicians on their cellphone since I know they are busy as hell. Plus I can literally get a “bedside”consultation from my husband 🤣
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Oren Gottfried, MD@OGdukeneurosurg·
I love when my patients call me. Over 20 years of giving it out It’s helped me take better care of thousands of patients, especially after surgery. It has even saved lives. So be honest:Would you ever call your doctor’s cell phone? I wouldn’t feel comfortable myself.
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Shannonigans🍀@ShannonigansX_·
If Queen Camilla is anything like me, the minute she got on that plane, her bra and shoes came off and she ordered a cocktail and something familiar to eat... Flipped her TV shows on and shut the door to the bedroom!! 😂👊
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Shawnee Gregorio
Shawnee Gregorio@GregorioSh64773·
What is happening to the House of Chanel? Someone has a strange sense of humor! They designed and featured half a shoe collection? Seriously, half of a shoe. Honestly, I don’t know which is worse, the shoes or the dogs of some of these models. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂
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食在中国
食在中国@meitingting10·
带着狗狗吃席,还单列一个座,这真的合适吗?不怕影响其他宾客的食欲么~~
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Daniel Baldwin
Daniel Baldwin@baldwin_daniel_·
A firsthand look at the black granite President Trump laid down outside the Oval Office 👀
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Sir Payoo🥼🩺@payoo241·
Q// Which of the following is the strongest risk factor for developing a diabetic foot ulcer? A. Hypertension B. Smoking C. Peripheral neuropathy D. Obesity E. Dyslipidemia
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Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
After 8 billion doses (yes 8 BILLION, not a typo) Covid vaccines are at this point one of the most tested medical interventions in history and one of the safest ever
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