Not Bermie Gernard

I hate all these Larping ass canes fans. If you can’t name a player past the 1st line please don’t post anything

@pampheta Kid is slotted ngl

Texts like these 🥰🥰

@pampheta You.

@notbermie Who’s we.

So we all going to go see Toy Story 5 right??

@DonnyRoss1872 So pure

Is that any good?

A picture is worth a thousand words

Niggas woulda died bout these in 2015

@EvansGolfCo The Paloma’s are hard to beat!

The Tree Farm gets it. #MyEvansBag

@pampheta @TimFuggerESPN @mahatmaganl1tg Fry him

@TimFuggerESPN @mahatmaganl1tg If ur gonna be mean can u at least use correct grammar and put the apostrophe on the right side. It’s ‘24. Same for ur bio. Should say ‘02

No mom I don’t want leftover chicken tiki masala for dinner.

@pampheta McDonald’s ML 🔒

One of my Mexican coworkers offered me $20k cash to marry him so he can get his papers #whatdatmean

@5hole_ I see absolutely no problem here. Everything you need. 9.2/10

Yall throw my outside fridge a rating & yes I do have a significant other w the girly drinks

@Julio_Bones_ I’m getting that shit for you twin

Hear me out

@pampheta Hog but to you only

@notbermie What r u doxxing for 100

How I know when the wife is active on instagram

@Delbartthe3rd Bro I got world records on this shit😭😭

Any iracers in the BV?

@Delbartthe3rd He has to hit driver from the very back of the range😭😭

@notbermie I imagine he hits the ball a country mile

@Delbartthe3rd Playing with him Friday. He’s a absolute stick

@notbermie MLB all star Justin smoak. All time fella.

@trekeitheon Me and @pampheta

I want this kind of love.