Oldroot 🇵🇸

@real_okechukwu @sama It’s not that deep dawg

@sama Never leaving this ap😁

I am happy everyone is switching to Codex, but Tibo if you start rate limiting me or making me use worse models...

@sendwaveapp it’s been more than an hour why is the money not going through

@daniel_dhawan @dunkhippo33 Link

Introducing Rork Founder School v0.1 Learn how to build and scale consumer apps from the great founders like Paul Graham, Mark Zuckerberg, Nikita Bier, Zach Yadegari, Reid Hoffman, and more. These people taught me a lot through essays, interviews, and talks I consumed obsessively for 7 years before starting Rork. I took everything I learned from them and turned it into a free Duolingo-style app. Comment for the link 👇

@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care It’s clear there’s no QA in your team

A message to our valued customers on My OneApp.

@HillaryKevin10 @RobertAlai Do you still have it?

@RobertAlai Morning yes @RobertAlai I can supply two boxes office delivery contact

Good morning! I have just woken up and feel like writing Ruto’s concession speech with #Speedo. These pens can’t be found anywhere now. Can someone please supply me with two boxes of black and blue speedo pens? I just need to glide through the speech.

@WHOOP So you sue @bevel for copying what is this

Let's be real. The workout’s one thing. Talking about it after is the other half.

@UFConParamount What is Rose doing there

Alexa Grasso rises to No. 7 in the latest UFC Women’s Pound-for-Pound rankings 📈

@elonmusk And uglier

Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor

@Flighty There’s no free trial?

There's a lot in Airport Intelligence, including extras for the AV geeks 🤓 ⏰ Every alert, every minute, across airports ⛈️ Weather warnings for every flight 🚨 Raw & decoded METARs, TAFs, NOTAMs

@henrywinter And no Tyrick Mitchell

Ben White's return to the England fold after his lengthy self-imposed exile borders on the insulting to Trent Alexander-Arnold, who continues to be overlooked by Thomas Tuchel at right-back. Reece James injured, Kyle Walker and Kieran Trippier retired internationally and now the withdrawal of Jarell Quansah (seen as right-back cover by Tuchel). And Alexander-Arnold still not called. Real Madrid's right-back in the Champions League. A player whose passing can change games. A tournament shootout penalty-taker. White drafted into squad because of injury to Quansah. Be interesting to see the reaction of England fans - let alone Alexander-Arnold. White has to explain why he turned his back on England for three and a half years. Expect some skilled FA video content. Gareth Southgate said in March 2024 that White had indicated to him that he didn't want to be considered for England. There's always been speculation about a fall-out between White and Southgate's assistant Steve Holland (Southgate denied this). Tuchel clearly doesn't rate Alexander-Arnold, a situation that gets ever stranger. White obviously a more defensive full-back; can get forward but lacks Alexander-Arnold's impact. He did well when coming on for Dani Carvajal against Atletico last night. Made Vinicius Junior's second goal. Harvey Barnes, who has one cap, comes in for the injured Eberechi Eze for the squad to face Uruguay on Friday and Japan on March 31. #ENG

@mog_russEN Stop capping they don’t use that route

🚨⚡️ BREAKING: Car carriers loaded with thousands of luxury vehicles were forced to dock at Lamu Island off Kenya due to disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz. Around 4,000 cars — including Porsche and Volkswagen — were offloaded after routes from Japan to Dubai were altered.

@henrywinter Tyrick Mitchell exclusion needs to be studied as well

Trent Alexander-Arnold plays right-back for Real Madrid. Started home and away against Manchester City. He won the Premier League and Champions League at right-back with Liverpool. He’s used to dealing with pressure. He’s taken a decisive tournament penalty. He’s played in the World Cup before. He has occasional defensive deficiencies but he brings a long-range passing skill that few possess. Are England that blessed at right-back that they don’t need Alexander-Arnold? That he isn’t amongst the best 30 outfield players available to Thomas Tuchel?

@SkyFootball Tyrick Mitchell deserves this

Tuchel names his 35-man England squad for internationals with Uruguay and Japan 🦁

@ns123abc Starting to believe @elonmusk on this. Sam is a snake

🚨 MICROSOFT ABOUT TO SUE OPENAI & AMAZON >be microsoft >invest $1B in openai >gets exclusive azure cloud deal >invest another $10B+ >gets rights to 49% of profits +IP >Azure goes brrrrrr >Altman lies to board, quietly launches ChatGPT >board fires him for being a lying manipulative snake >Satya goes to war for Altman. saves his entire career >Altman retvrns in 5 days >immediately purges everyone who purged him >full control. no oversight. thanks Satya! >fast forward to 2025 >OpenAI restructures from non-profit to PBC >MSFT $13.8B is now worth $135B. 10x return >plus 27% of OpenAI >but gives up cloud exclusivity + profit share >KEEPS API clause >all API calls contractually MUST route through Azure >Satya thinks life is good lol >5 months later >Sam Altman becomes strong enough to betray you >"raises $110B round" >doesn't need satya daddy's money anymore >announces $50B deal with AMAZON >$138B in AWS cloud commitments >amazon and openai claim they built some cope called a "Stateful Runtime Environment" >Microsoft lawyers hmmm >Altman: it's not what it looks like. i can totally explain >so it's technically not an API call because it's "stateful" >and it's a... "Runtime Experience" >totally di!erent thing >pls ignore the TCP packets lol >Microsoft engineers look at the SRE architecture >"THIS IS NOT TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE without violating the contract." *Satya finds out he's been cucked* Microsoft exec literally tells FT: "We know our contract. We will sue them if they breach it." >AWS quietly gives employees a memo on which words are legally safe lmao >can say: "powered by" or "enabled by" or "integrates with" OpenAI >cannot say: "enables access to" or "calls on" ChatGPT >also cannot suggest frontier models are "available on AWS" Microsoft: "If Amazon and OpenAI want to take a bet on the creativity of their contractual lawyers, I would back us, not them." Scam Altman strikes AGAIN.

@EmiratesSupport Can i rent the A380 in the meantime?

All flights to and from Dubai have been temporarily suspended. Please do not go to the airport. Emirates will share updates when available. We would like to thank our customers for their understanding and patience. The safety of our passengers and crew is our highest priority and will not be compromised.

@Duplic8ion @El_Loco_Jo Where you getting your temu stats

@oldroot07 @El_Loco_Jo I see you’re blind to the shots on target 0 row but fair First time since 2004 no shots on target v 10 for a half btw

THE most embarrassing thing I've seen in a long, long time. What a prat!!! #Canvot #lufc

@Duplic8ion @El_Loco_Jo He’s A$$. He can leave

@oldroot07 @El_Loco_Jo 💀💀 can’t even shoot v 10 men

@Duplic8ion @El_Loco_Jo 2. At least we didn’t miss a penalty

@oldroot07 @El_Loco_Jo 0 shots on target💀💀

@anulagarwal Woww not everything needs to make money

Million Dollar app idea: create an app that uses this api and ping users in advance. Charge $29/yr, 10s of thousands of users living near risky areas will be happy to be notified of potential upcoming disasters.