Good Jayem

What does he tell his fellow prisoners when he's asked what he's in for???

@ytsuji2001 @birds_justice Yeah, we're at that point now.

@birds_justice いちいち翻訳しなくてもコミュニケーションが通じるようになりましたね

일론 머스크가 괜히 자동 번역 기능을 넣은 게 아니었구나. 이 사람은 대체 몇 수 앞에 본거냐. 천재는 천재구나...

Basically littering the moon... He should be fined

@KikelomoSowore I see as the thing first long and I solve am less than 5secs... I come de imagine if you don get your own formula...as I open am well I just shake head....lacoco no good

The working is working. Don’t miss my class.

@dranthoniaeddo 😭

Have you ever heard of the darkest chapter of prostitution in Indonesia? Its victim wasn't human, but an orangutan named Pony. > Born around 1996, Pony was taken from her mother when she was still a baby and ended up enslaved in a brothel in Kereng Pangi Village, Central Kalimantan. > Tragically, she was forced into sex work to satisfy the lust of local palm oil workers, at an extremely low rate of just around Rp35,000 to Rp38,000 per session. > As the "main star," Pony was forced to serve many customers multiple times a day without respite, making her the brothel owner's biggest money-making machine. > Pony was chained to a filthy mattress, and all her fur was shaved off every two days to expose her skin, leaving her covered in infected wounds and mosquito bites. > She was made to wear lipstick, perfume, jewelry, and cruelly trained to flirt; her body would reflexively sway her hips every time a man passed by her room. > Ironically, because she was seen as exotic (a novelty), Pony was far more popular and often chosen by customers over the human female sex workers in the same place. > Her rescue in February 2003 was highly dramatic; BOSF and the authorities had to deploy 35 armed personnel because the brothel owner fiercely resisted to protect their "talisman." > Now, Pony has successfully regained her natural instincts and lives freely in the wild habitat of Borneo, serving as a living witness to the grim exploitation of wildlife and a symbol of conservation success.

@WhatsApp Everyone saying the same thing just shows the love for the club

yep, it’s official

Canada is cooked

NASA knows vlc got all the codecs, even for alien sounds...and at 200%...

@samo_skey This is some morbid shit

I grabbed the day nurse. Pulled her outside the room. Told her what happened. She looked through the glass at him. “That’s Mr. Chukwu,” she said. “He’s been here two weeks. Recovering from surgery.” “He was dead,” I said. “I signed the form.” She looked at me the way people look at someone they’ve already decided is the problem.

The patient in room 9 died at 3am. I was there. I watched the monitor flatline. I helped cover the body. I signed the form. At 6am he was sitting up in bed eating breakfast.

@Austeiin U collect take away...na that part sweet me...at least u go de cry de chop

This just brought back memories I’ve been avoiding since 2015 😭 August 12th, 2015 (3 days to her birthday), my supposed girlfriend invited me to Lekki….said I should come and celebrate her birthday early because she might travel with her “uncle.” I carry my full chest from Surulere, order Uber, even buy foodstuff to cook fried rice and turkey. I reach there, we gist, laugh, cook together… everything dey sweet. Next thing, oga of the house show up. I’m thinking na the uncle. Baby girl now introduces him as… her fiancé 😭💔 I nearly faint. The only thing wey calm me down be say the guy dey move with like 2–3 military men. I just respect myself immediately 😭 My appetite vanish. I quietly pack takeaway and comot. As I dey go house, she text me say she had to end things like that because the guy go likely propose on her birthday and she go relocate go Greece soon. As if that one no do, she still warn me: “Don’t post anything about me o… if my fiancé see am, I go deny you and say you dey disturb my life. Him go use soldiers lock you up.” 😭 In one day, I chop breakfast AND collect military warning 😭😂 Since that day, we never speak again. 11 years later… that day still be like movie to me😂

@jon_d_doee Gbe bo...gbe bo...

A man is sharing screenshots of evidence, when he caught his girlfriend of 3 years, cheating.

@K_fitz_00 @jon_d_doee @ghaybriel_clint Omo...to ransack post office box na federal crime o... Make dem arrest the 3 of them and their parents join...

@jon_d_doee @ghaybriel_clint The guy that shared this screenshot is clearly the side guy😂😂😂...I refuse to believe that the guy is the real boyfriend... Them dey ransack her pvssy like Post office mail box😭😭😭🤣🤣

@d_gitalceo @jon_d_doee Omooooo

@jon_d_doee Omoooooooo, you guys are making this marriage thing so scary for me 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

It's a lengthy read. Please read from a married man. He's narrating his experience in marriage with his wife. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot. It's alot to take. When you choose your wife, you have chosen your destiny. AJD.

@peace_igho 15yrs later...

The guy I was crushing on in church, his mummy came to give him money for offering and snacks. 😭😭

@Horlheryinkar You wan de run around naked for HK? That's their workspace sis. There are bankers, doctors, engineers, and other professionals...they don't live like that... Do your cook job and leave the internet community out of your self-attained BS... Happy Sunday

So my boyfriend and his friends live together in his apartment where he pays the rent which always make me feel uncomfortable being around each time I visit him. I’ve spoken to him severely and he said he can’t chase them out and that he enjoy their company since we ain’t married yet. This is not bearable for me cos each time I visit, I will have to cook for six and no free movement around the house, noises everywhere and many things that I don’t feel very comfortable with. No privacy with my babe even if we don’t share the same room, I still want to walk and run around the house n@k£d with my boyfriend but it not even possible with them around always chatting,playing games and more that I he hardly have time for me not that he doesn’t love me o

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It's humbling to see that everyone screenshot under this post shows that my posts notifications are on. I am still following back my main page mutuals. Just doing it slowly because of X restrictions. Thank you 🙏

@FDivyasha Nigggurrrrrr....whattttt????

Guys!!! I just watched the most irritating video I have ever seen in my life, will be dropping the video in the comment section, please if you're a guy, I will suggest U don't watch it oo

@FDivyasha Wahalaaaa

I even hear say dem dey go 2rounds for Soapy

@Greef_Karrga Senior Olu check your messages sir.... I go don fill your inbox like this...

What??

@jon_d_doe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Agbaaaaaaaaaaaa

Well I disagree with you. A man may have sexual fantasies to fuck a woman's anus and that doesn't make him gay. Go and set your nyarsh for any friend that you know has fucked a woman's ass before to fuck yours too. You'll see yourself in the hospital. End.