Greg

@EmilySm43 Quit all of my jobs.

Be honest

@Thebiglade Use a OUIJA board and ask them for the password.

I’m curious, If someone passes away and nobody knows their password, how do they actually unlock their phone??

@ohhanxiety His mother because a mother’s love is unconditional.

MEN be real

@AdenikeOmolar11 How about I put a ring on that finger AND we can cook dinner together?

Me when a man ask me to cook for him

@Thebiglade I’d pull out my @anafoxxx Fleshlight and everyone is happy!

Wife is on her period and husband is h0rny. What do you do as a husband??

@novacoregames_ PlayStation!

Which one did you choose?

@HawkEmDownChris Where do I park my car?

What’s your first thought when you see these steps?

@hell_line0 She has a house and bills that are paid for by her husband. If the woman comes home from work and does all the work while the man sits around, that’s a you problem. You need to speak to your husband about that.

A working husband comes home to rest. A working wife comes home to continue wokring. What’s the benefit of marriage to women?

@muheediva01 What woman is fighting for her marriage? The vast majority of divorces are filed by women.

Wondering out loud, are men ever told to “fight for their marriage” as much as women are told?

@1Nicdar Gold

Hmmm? 🤔

@lyxl333 That’s racist.

Men are fucking ugly dumb apes .

@cutiieepie6 Civilization?

What do men produce??

@Augerpups @BADf3minist @MomKrill @canubaileeveit No reason to be nasty about it. Stop shelaborating.

@parKb5 @BADf3minist @MomKrill @canubaileeveit Shut up Greg. We dont need you policing our bathrooms. Women have been handling this issue for centuries and we dont need you to mansplain how we've been doing it wrong. We let the dad with the young girl in.

"A father can just announce himself before taking his girl into the women's room." Okay, but why isn't that a possibility for the men's room? It's like we're assuming that men as a group can't behave with basic courtesy and situational awareness.

@Thebiglade It’s weird everyone criticizes Gen Z for buying overpriced coffee and then complains that they are not buying overpriced alcohol. You just can’t make old people happy no matter what you do.

Serious Question: The alcohol industry has lost $830 billion in the last 4 years, because Gen Z is not drinking. Why do you think they aren’t drinking??

@Hoorain154 I would love to. I would pay her bills and take care of her every need.

Would you date black girl ? 🤔

@Melda1384191 We are a biological accident, trying to find meaning in a meaningless universe.

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for.???

@braves2430 If it’s just for me, $100.00 bills.

What's One item You would change?

@josh_uglyasf I’d marry #1 and that’s it. I don’t need a side chick or a one night stand.

Who’s you going with???

@josh_uglyasf #1 definitely. I think she is the most attractive as well as having the best traits.

@WorkElizab Quit all of my jobs.