Primcloud

Welp, it's safe to say my tests for @primcloud billing have concluded successfully. I've ran 2 test apps and a real website of mine on it for 30+ days. March 21st, 2026 doors will be opened to the public.

Just shipped schedule and one-off commands for @primcloud.

@23_ @joshmanders We have a strict data policy and that is no data is provided to anybody that doesn't need said data. Therefore we do not authenticate with options that are not necessary.

@primcloud @joshmanders My reaction when I went to signup and there wasn’t an Oauth login option

One minute and 4 seconds to build and deploy an app on @primcloud.

@23_ @joshmanders

@joshmanders @primcloud I never realized the bio was so great “we don’t judge your code, we deploy it”

Primcloud is officially protected by @cloudflare with the feature I just released tonight. Custom domains. The first is my own blog officially migrated over to Primcloud. No longer a hello world, but a real website. ambitiousfounder.com

Not bad. Current state of @primcloud.

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@supremerumham @joshmanders

@joshmanders I don’t like your tone… I’m going to email @primcloud about you

Years ago before cancel culture was at its peak, on IRC I told someone who was being an idiot that I was gonna "fuck start their head" They got pissy and emailed the company I worked at. They pulled me aside and gave me a stern talking to, then we went back to work.

@beginbot @joshmanders

@joshmanders Just messaged @primcloud Count your days

Let it be known If you call me a smelly Arch Linux nerd You WILL be fired