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@BubbaSoree @MyTimeToShineH Don’t you mean

@MyTimeToShineH Gwen from Alien Force? Atom Eve from MARK?

Yup, she's you know who

@s_otolorin You probably got wet too

I went to Item7go to get food and they made us wait like 30 minutes because the food had finished. As I was chilling, this fine girl with serious stud vibes walked up to me and said, “You look very good.” I was shocked. I thanked her and she even called me handsome. Then she asked for my name, I told her and asked for hers too. She laughed and said, “Sorry, how old are you? I want to know before I shoot my shot.” I told her age is just a number as long as we’re adults. She was cracking up. When I got my food and called a bike, the man said ₦500 to my hotel (from Ring Road to Challenge). This babe immediately entered action. “Ah! Are you mad? Why you go talk 500 naira? Na ₦200 jare!” I tried to settle for ₦400 but she told me, “Leave this one. I will find another bike for you.” She found another rider and told the former one, “See sweet sexy boy wey you dey call ₦500 for. Then she told the one we found to carry me for ₦200 and he agreed. Omo, a girl hit on me with full confidence and protected me like that. The masculine energy mixed with how pretty she was, I loved it. Never expected that at all.

@xaarland Black genes are stronger

Why is race mixing classed as "white extinction" and not black extinction?

In May 1860, she kissed her six children goodbye. She thought about the dinner she would cook later. She thought about the laundry. She thought about the quiet life of a mother in Illinois. She had no idea that when the front door clicked shut, it would stay locked for three long years. Her husband, Theophilus Packard, was a respected minister. To the neighbors, he was a man of God. But inside their home, he was a man who could not stand a wife who thought for herself. Elizabeth Packard liked to read. She liked to debate religion. She had her own opinions about life and faith. In the 19th century, for a woman to have a brain was considered a danger. Theophilus decided to end the argument once and for all. He didn’t need a crime. He didn't need a witness. In those days, the law in Illinois said a man could commit his wife to an insane asylum without any evidence or a public hearing. He simply had to say she was "disturbed." One morning, a group of men arrived at her home. They didn't listen to her logic. They didn't care about her tears. They dragged her away to the Jacksonville Insane Asylum. Elizabeth was 43 years old, perfectly sane, and suddenly a prisoner. When she entered the asylum, she expected to see people who needed medical help. Instead, she found a warehouse of "inconvenient" women. There were wives who had argued with their husbands about money. There were daughters who refused to marry men they didn't love. There were women who were simply too loud or too independent. "This is not a hospital," Elizabeth realized. "It is a cage for the unwanted." The doctors tried to break her spirit. They told her that if she just admitted her husband was right and she was wrong, she could go home. They wanted her to say she was crazy for wanting her own thoughts. Elizabeth looked them in the eye and said, "I cannot buy my liberty by a lie." She didn’t give up. Instead, she started to write. She hid scraps of paper in the linings of her clothes. She tucked notes under floorboards. She recorded every abuse, every scream in the night, and every story of the women around her. She became a secret journalist inside a living nightmare. After three years, she was finally released, but her husband locked her in a room at home. He planned to move her to another asylum in a different state. This time, Elizabeth’s friends helped her get a message to a judge. A trial was finally ordered to determine if she was actually insane. The courtroom was packed. Theophilus was confident. He brought "experts" to say that her religious doubts proved her mind was broken. But then, Elizabeth stood up. She didn't shout. She spoke with the calm power of the truth. She explained her beliefs. She showed the jury that having a different opinion is not a disease. The jury only needed seven minutes. They came back with a single word: Sane. Elizabeth walked out as a free woman, but she found that her husband had taken everything. He had sold their furniture, taken her money, and disappeared with their children. She was alone and penniless. Most people would have disappeared into the shadows. Elizabeth did the opposite. She spent the next forty years traveling the country. She stood before the legislature and demanded new laws. She said, "A woman's mind is her own, and the law must protect it." Because of her, states changed their laws. They made it illegal to lock a person away without a fair trial and a medical exam. She turned her private pain into a public shield for thousands of other women. She proved that even if you take away a woman’s home, her money, and her children, you can never truly take away her voice.

@susylicious2023 Hope you fit advise your pikin like this?

This same guy was cheating on his wife while she was pregnant back in 2024. Now that she cheated back, he suddenly can’t tolerate it — because he’s the breadwinner. He had her deported back to Nigeria… and now he’s out celebrating at the club.

@deylowkey247 😂

If to say dealer dey debit am weekly where e wan see money pay tuition fees for uk

tiktok be like people you may know but it’s the hottest girl I’ve never seen in my life

@Shirinsmit Uh, not always bro. Most days I hate looking in the mirror because it's the past few years that stare back at me, and the outer shell just barely resembles who I was before it began.

@creative_yua You no talk which side you dey

My brother stopped sending money home three months ago. That was the first time in eight years. And the first thing my family did was talk. My uncle said: "This boy is forming in America. He has forgotten us." His wife who's in Nigeria had a baby last month. He wasn't there for the naming ceremony. People were already talking about that too. Then his wife called my aunt to explain what happened. Turned out my brother had been saving for six months for a flight home. Unexpectedly, his landlord increased the rent, so he had to choose. My aunt said: "But couldn't he have borrowed? Is he not in America?" Last week, I asked my younger sister if she'd heard from him. She said: "Yes. I send him something small every month." I paused. "You do?" She said: "Just around $20, though. I know it's nothing. I just didn't want him to feel alone." I wasn't expecting that at all. While the rest of the family was busy talking about him and judging him, my little sister was quietly showing up for him.

@shxkxbabu E dey hard to see woman for this kind cs and e Dey vex me😂

all the women in the cs & quotes doing “after one bad sex you won’t see me again” but when a guy ghost them after fucking, it’s “he has gotten what he wanted” and not “i have a trash pvssy”

@0xHITLAR @tosinolaseinde You’re a fool, no long talk

@reallyyanon @tosinolaseinde You people are daft to think “return” in that tweet means returning a product 😂😂 When they say “return” they mean a returning customer coming back for that product. Nigerians daft

“Nigerian customers don't return products they just don't reorder if they don't like it."

@yabaleftonline They should release all fraudsters then because “they’re also confused because of the circumstances and situations around us” wtf is wrong with these people

“Terrorists are one of us before they were confused because of situations and circumstances around us. It is very ok to reintegrate them back into the society for adequate monitoring of their movement and activities,” “They have no other home than this Nigeria and so they can equally move on with their compatriots. The only thing is monitoring to make sure they don’t deviate when brought back into the society.” — CSOs defend military operation safe Heaven

@Matthew_Jamiee @JustDirmax No one really notices those things, especially kids

@JustDirmax They noticed the extra tire but not the extra ventilation tank😂😂

@ochunike @onlypeluayo They legit had orgies in colony house, mans was just deluded

@onlypeluayo Cmon bro just wanted to get laid, all that stay for months no escaping his wood needed some sauce to dip in, you can't blame the guy

Stay in In Colony House, then a fool decides to open the door at night just because they've been in a talking stage with one woman outside.😭

@ugleemikey @Saafgram Ketchup on my hotdog

@Saafgram But I’m on my perio- I don’t know what to tell you

I’ve not shav- dw na inside bush dem dey catch good meat.

@alexanderlinda_ Can bet it was UBA

Life did not end when my big mummy helped me open my first bank account and saved ₦100k (my first big money), and in less than 24 hours, a “customer care representative” called and said I had an issue with my account opening and wanted to help rectify it so they wouldn’t block the account. She requested my ATM card details, and out of panic, I gave them. Immediately, I got a debit alert of ₦100k 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

His presence is as useless as his absence. If he likes let him visit the Moon

A bitter pill Nigerians have to swallow is that police brutality and extra-judicial killings will continue unabated until the current system is destroyed. The reason is because the current men masquerading as Nigeria Police Officers are essentially British soldiers wearing black masks. To see this, let us go back in time to the colonial era. When the British Imperialists wanted to set up a Policing unit in Nigeria, they faced a very serious problem. Their own Police Unit in England was too soft for colonial policing. Their police was based on the Metropolitan Police Model. The most revolutionary idea of this model is that the power of the police comes from public approval rather than the power of the state. In the Metropolitan model, the police are not there to force the public into submission; they are there to help the public maintain order. If the public loses trust in the police, the police lose their legitimacy. Even today, most UK police do not carry firearms on regular patrol. They carry batons and use communication or de-escalation as their primary tools. Force is only used as a last resort, and it must be the absolute minimum necessary to achieve the objective. The problem with this policing is that it is only designed to "protect" the people. The British on the other hand came to Nigeria to steal, so they were only interested in protecting themselves and not the people. Extracting the wealth of millions of people was never a simple matter because the people would often resist. Since the resistance was always organized and often violent, the British needed a police force that could fight like an infantry unit. To this end, they created a force that lived in fortified barracks, carried rifles, and was trained in military bayonet drills. When the police units were set up, the British faced another challenge. How do you make this force violent to the people so that they beat up their brothers, neighbours, and tribesmen and treat their own friends like a common criminal? To solve this problem, the Imperialists developed the "Alien System." An officer was never allowed to serve in his home county or any county where he had family ties. They would take men from the North and post them to the South, and vice versa. The goal was that if a Yoruba community protested against British taxes in Lagos, a Hausa police officer who did not speak the language and shared no cultural ties with the protesters would have no "sentimental" hesitation in using his baton or rifle to crush the protest. The result was that it turned the police into an internal army of occupation. The officer wasn't a "brother" to the citizen; he was a stranger sent by the state to enforce its will. One of the most profound effects of the Alien System was the intentional creation of a communication gap. When an officer is posted to an area where he doesn't understand the local dialect, he cannot engage in community policing. He cannot listen to grievances or negotiate peace. Because the officer cannot communicate effectively, he relies on the one thing that needs no translation: "Force." The shouting, the slapping, and the brandishing of the AK-47 become the primary modes of communication. But this "Alien System" would still not be complete without the Barracks. Because the officer was an "alien" in the community, he was often viewed with suspicion or hostility by the locals. The officer felt safe only inside the barracks with his "fellow aliens." This created a "Siege Mentality." Every time the officer left the barracks to go on patrol, he felt like he was "going into enemy territory." This is why you see police in Nigeria today riding in the back of trucks with guns pointed outward. They are prepared for an ambush in a land they do not consider their own. Also, the state of the Police Barracks then and even now was really disastrous and basically glorified slums. Officers often live with their families in single, damp rooms with leaking roofs, stinking gutters, and shared toilets that are frequently broken. This is not a matter of mistake or incompetence. It is a psychological factory that systematically conditions officers to be aggressive, extractive, and detached from the civilians they are meant to protect. If the state treats an officer like an animal by housing him in a "pen," that officer subconsciously begins to see himself as less than human. When he steps out onto the road, he "mirrors" this treatment. He treats the public like animals because that is the reality he wakes up to every morning. Also, the practice of "shuffling" or transferring an officer who has committed a crime rather than dismissing or prosecuting them is not a modern Nigerian invention. It is a direct management strategy inherited from British colonial policing, specifically the Royal Irish Constabulary (RIC) model. The police officer, Nuhu Usman, shot an unarmed civilian who was tied down to the ground with his arms chained and was literally pleading for his life. His police career is pretty much filled with stories of violence and how he engaged in extra-judicial killings instead of being dismissed from service. Even the British never dismissed such officers because they are a rare breed. They are the kind of people who had no sympathy for the people and were actively being deployed to quell protests and fight dissent. In essence, the current policing system in Nigeria is the British system and that makes our officers in uniform British soldiers. You cannot reform the system. That is why ENDSARS changed nothing in terms of police brutality and extra-judicial killings. Firing a few officers here and there changes nothing. For a complete change the barracks must be destroyed and burnt to the ground. The only people who are kept in barracks are soldiers who need to train daily and integrate new weapons into their military.

@ChuksEricE I took on the responsibility of buying fuel for the house from my pops from around 2022 and the money wey I don spend Dey buy fuel for these past 4 years don high pass wetin he Dey spend buy for over 15 years

“If you buy 5 litres of fuel every day, this is what you would spend in a year under different administrations: during former President Olusegun Obasanjo, you would spend ₦136,850; under late President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, ₦118,625; under former President Goodluck Jonathan, ₦158,775; under former President Muhammadu Buhari, ₦355,875; and under President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, if fuel continues to sell at ₦1,300 per litre, the yearly cost for 5 litres daily would rise to ₦2,372,500. Now ask yourself, if a company is spending this much on fuel alone, how much profit are they actually making?” — Man reacted.

@DiscussingFilm It’s just a promo sheesh

New ‘JUJUTSU KAISEN: MODULO’ promo trailer. Animated by MAPPA.