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@ugleemikey @Saafgram Ketchup on my hotdog

@Saafgram But I’m on my perio- I don’t know what to tell you

I’ve not shav- dw na inside bush dem dey catch good meat.

@alexanderlinda_ Can bet it was UBA

Life did not end when my big mummy helped me open my first bank account and saved ₦100k (my first big money), and in less than 24 hours, a “customer care representative” called and said I had an issue with my account opening and wanted to help rectify it so they wouldn’t block the account. She requested my ATM card details, and out of panic, I gave them. Immediately, I got a debit alert of ₦100k 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

His presence is as useless as his absence. If he likes let him visit the Moon

A bitter pill Nigerians have to swallow is that police brutality and extra-judicial killings will continue unabated until the current system is destroyed. The reason is because the current men masquerading as Nigeria Police Officers are essentially British soldiers wearing black masks. To see this, let us go back in time to the colonial era. When the British Imperialists wanted to set up a Policing unit in Nigeria, they faced a very serious problem. Their own Police Unit in England was too soft for colonial policing. Their police was based on the Metropolitan Police Model. The most revolutionary idea of this model is that the power of the police comes from public approval rather than the power of the state. In the Metropolitan model, the police are not there to force the public into submission; they are there to help the public maintain order. If the public loses trust in the police, the police lose their legitimacy. Even today, most UK police do not carry firearms on regular patrol. They carry batons and use communication or de-escalation as their primary tools. Force is only used as a last resort, and it must be the absolute minimum necessary to achieve the objective. The problem with this policing is that it is only designed to "protect" the people. The British on the other hand came to Nigeria to steal, so they were only interested in protecting themselves and not the people. Extracting the wealth of millions of people was never a simple matter because the people would often resist. Since the resistance was always organized and often violent, the British needed a police force that could fight like an infantry unit. To this end, they created a force that lived in fortified barracks, carried rifles, and was trained in military bayonet drills. When the police units were set up, the British faced another challenge. How do you make this force violent to the people so that they beat up their brothers, neighbours, and tribesmen and treat their own friends like a common criminal? To solve this problem, the Imperialists developed the "Alien System." An officer was never allowed to serve in his home county or any county where he had family ties. They would take men from the North and post them to the South, and vice versa. The goal was that if a Yoruba community protested against British taxes in Lagos, a Hausa police officer who did not speak the language and shared no cultural ties with the protesters would have no "sentimental" hesitation in using his baton or rifle to crush the protest. The result was that it turned the police into an internal army of occupation. The officer wasn't a "brother" to the citizen; he was a stranger sent by the state to enforce its will. One of the most profound effects of the Alien System was the intentional creation of a communication gap. When an officer is posted to an area where he doesn't understand the local dialect, he cannot engage in community policing. He cannot listen to grievances or negotiate peace. Because the officer cannot communicate effectively, he relies on the one thing that needs no translation: "Force." The shouting, the slapping, and the brandishing of the AK-47 become the primary modes of communication. But this "Alien System" would still not be complete without the Barracks. Because the officer was an "alien" in the community, he was often viewed with suspicion or hostility by the locals. The officer felt safe only inside the barracks with his "fellow aliens." This created a "Siege Mentality." Every time the officer left the barracks to go on patrol, he felt like he was "going into enemy territory." This is why you see police in Nigeria today riding in the back of trucks with guns pointed outward. They are prepared for an ambush in a land they do not consider their own. Also, the state of the Police Barracks then and even now was really disastrous and basically glorified slums. Officers often live with their families in single, damp rooms with leaking roofs, stinking gutters, and shared toilets that are frequently broken. This is not a matter of mistake or incompetence. It is a psychological factory that systematically conditions officers to be aggressive, extractive, and detached from the civilians they are meant to protect. If the state treats an officer like an animal by housing him in a "pen," that officer subconsciously begins to see himself as less than human. When he steps out onto the road, he "mirrors" this treatment. He treats the public like animals because that is the reality he wakes up to every morning. Also, the practice of "shuffling" or transferring an officer who has committed a crime rather than dismissing or prosecuting them is not a modern Nigerian invention. It is a direct management strategy inherited from British colonial policing, specifically the Royal Irish Constabulary (RIC) model. The police officer, Nuhu Usman, shot an unarmed civilian who was tied down to the ground with his arms chained and was literally pleading for his life. His police career is pretty much filled with stories of violence and how he engaged in extra-judicial killings instead of being dismissed from service. Even the British never dismissed such officers because they are a rare breed. They are the kind of people who had no sympathy for the people and were actively being deployed to quell protests and fight dissent. In essence, the current policing system in Nigeria is the British system and that makes our officers in uniform British soldiers. You cannot reform the system. That is why ENDSARS changed nothing in terms of police brutality and extra-judicial killings. Firing a few officers here and there changes nothing. For a complete change the barracks must be destroyed and burnt to the ground. The only people who are kept in barracks are soldiers who need to train daily and integrate new weapons into their military.

@ChuksEricE I took on the responsibility of buying fuel for the house from my pops from around 2022 and the money wey I don spend Dey buy fuel for these past 4 years don high pass wetin he Dey spend buy for over 15 years

“If you buy 5 litres of fuel every day, this is what you would spend in a year under different administrations: during former President Olusegun Obasanjo, you would spend ₦136,850; under late President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, ₦118,625; under former President Goodluck Jonathan, ₦158,775; under former President Muhammadu Buhari, ₦355,875; and under President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, if fuel continues to sell at ₦1,300 per litre, the yearly cost for 5 litres daily would rise to ₦2,372,500. Now ask yourself, if a company is spending this much on fuel alone, how much profit are they actually making?” — Man reacted.

@DiscussingFilm It’s just a promo sheesh

New ‘JUJUTSU KAISEN: MODULO’ promo trailer. Animated by MAPPA.

@fallrise__ @taku_dzwa1 Probably South Africa

Apparently, the Africans🥷🏿 were used as a table Your thoughts??

@williams_corpaa @Jesugo98 Virgin wey fit Dey take am for yansh😂

@Jesugo98 Don't call the guy dodoyo, the girl is just useless. Unless you marry a virgin, you don't know what these girls do when they are away from home. Especially students. They do the unthinkable yo

The day i realized that most Nigeria girls are beyond useless was in 2022 during days in Laspotech Ikorodu. A friend of mine invited his female friends to his house for merrymaking which included me and two other guys. This my guy then took us to a hotel named Sheriff in the night to swim and enjoy ourselves when a random guy in his car called one of the girls with us collected his numbers and 10 minutes later the girl followed the guy in his car to another location (it was later we knew the guy took to girl to another hotel for one night stand). The next day all of us met at my guy house with the girls talking when the girl that was taken to another hotel with the guy in car suddenly show up with some drinks and cake that he is going to his boyfriend house to celebrate him because that day was his birthday. Me and my guys were perplexed about what happened the previous day. She even gave us some of the drinks with snacks. Fast forward today the one night stand girl and the real dodoyo boyfriend are married with two children. The last time i saw the both of them, I recap on that night event the girl had with that random guy and in my head i was thinking wildly. As a man in any relationship you are with most Nigeria girls never put your 100 percent trust in it and trust me most of this girls are identical in their nature and lifestyle.

@SuprrLee @Bunny_ngl Don’t quit bro. be dick. rise

@Bunny_ngl panic attacks. I quit. Im pussy

People who have smoked cannabis most of their adult life, anything bothering you now in your current age?

@mvsliiim @Diverskyy

@Diverskyy I am looking for a manhwa about a guy who keeps dreaming that he in a evil forest with huge monsters then he meets an old man that gives him a book to read about the world and monsters

NEW MANHWA COOMING SOON‼️ The art so Crazy Fantastic By author Legend of the Northern Blade & Reaper of the Drifting Moon🔥 Title : Sandmancer Of The Scorched Desert Korean : 불탄 사막의 모래술사 Release date April 30 #manhwa #recomendation #viral #Trending

gun to your head name an italian

@lotmsarvin93142 When do we get the manhwa?

It’s a big IF and IF Shadow Slave ever gets an anime adaptation, it won’t suffer the same fate as TBATE. That’s because the Shadow Slave IP is under Yuewen, and if it gets an animated series, it won’t be an anime but a donghua. And so far, all of their projects have had incredible animation. And of course, it will be 2D, since the majority of fans are overseas so it’ll likely go for a 2D style like LOTM. The only problem with LOTM was the pacing at the start of the season, but thankfully that won’t be the case for future seasons. Of course, this is still a stretch, and the only way it’ll ever get a donghua is if the upcoming Shadow Slave manhwa is a success. Let’s hope for the best.✌️

@real_lord_miles @Diamond_PGX Bird shit here talking

@Diamond_PGX Your skin is the color of poop 💩😵

@Osytensy @Big_Mck I never said they weren’t’

@reallyyanon @Big_Mck And America is not diplomatically fvcking us?

I actually wish the United States could help Peter Obi secure the presidency, because the outcome would make a lot of people receive sense. He genuinely cares and would attempt to change things, or as he calls it, dismantle the criminal system, but there is no way he can do that without incurring America’s wrath. And if he chooses to please America, Tinubu’s failures would be child’s play compared to how disastrous his American-approved tenure would be. There is no way Peter Obi can do what’s right for Nigeria (which begins with resource nationalization) without being seen as a dictator, and I don’t imagine he has the disposition for that. But in the unlikely event that he does, then be prepared to witness GEJ 2.0. The same civil society rallying around him would be the instrument used against him. I can bet my life savings that Aisha Yesufu would be the first to carry placard to Unity Fountain to start yapping, “This is not the Peter Obi we voted for.” There will at least 11,000 new NGOs that will be dedicated to “strengthening democratic institutions” and “holding the President to account.” He will travel with his wife to any terror hit area, but upon leaving there will be another attack. He will be called incompetent and clueless. You will never hear anyone mention state governors again. All the bucks will remember they stop at the President’s table. You will begin to wonder if it is the same Presidency that Buhari and Tinubu did. The only way he succeeds is if his rise to power is 100% locally driven. Once foreign actors (America, Britain, France etc) get involved, forget it. I know clout chasers and civil society merchants will try to tell you otherwise, but you have to understand that the situation I’ve just described is exactly what they want, because that’s how they survive –American grants to be perpetual protesters.

@watereaterr @chibimnobi My statement implies I couldn’t care less

@reallyyanon @chibimnobi why do you want them to like you so badly?

@Osytensy @Big_Mck Russia don’t like blacks, dont be deceived. They will diplomatically fuck us.

@Big_Mck I understand. What if he secretly and subtly mingles with Russia as a back bone and then do what he wants as president. He will still keep all allies close anyway

@evertonianscrud Isekai/fantasy manga pls

Guys should I do manga or manhua next?

@Jordan1977590 @sa10nee We have women in Africa you dumb headed cow

@sa10nee No you didn't you African larp. Fuck off with your engagement farming.

I had a girl who wanted me to r@p£ her in a non consensual way. We would hang out and she would tease me all through the evening and reject every advance i made. There were a few times where she purposefully got herself way too drunk and passed out on the couch with her legs wide open and …..

you’re feeding bros humiliation kink😂