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@InvertTheWing You are some sausage

New proposal: a player pulls out from international break, they shouldn’t be allowed to play the next domestic fixture.

@topskillsportuk Reigning champions ??

@InvertTheWing Bro you have zero clue

Fair fucking play, Tudor. Genuinely massive balls to drop Vicario on a UCL night out of all days. But I am not complaining. Takes MASSIVE balls. I am inclined to give you leeway, you are seeing issues.

@InvertTheWing To even ask this question just shows the mentality of spurs fans.

Hypothetical. A mysterious man from the future tells you the results of every single league game, other than 1. Tottenham vs. Manchester City. You deduce this: — Arsenal are 3 points clear in the league. — Tottenham are 3 points in the relegation zone. Do you let Manchester City win?

@TrollFootball There isn’t a bookie on earth that has City as favourites

Despite being 6 points behind, Man City are now favourites to win a 5th Premier League title in 6 seasons after the signings of Semenyo and Guehi. Amazing what can be achieved with over £2.5b spent, a manager with an offshore account and 115 financial charges.

@TheAA_UK i contacted you 7 hours ago. Still no collection. Been on hold for 3 hours. No one answering. How is this service acceptable.

@Royal_Greenwich pothole on Greenwich South street 1 foot deep. Just popped my tyre. This is truly outrageous

@LloydsBank Called that number 3 times. Still says not open. I need to use my online banking. Terrible service

@riskyryan I have checked, and the team are available 8am-6pm 7 days per week if you have been unable to get through using the automated system then please call the main telephone number (+44) 01733 347007 who will transfer you manually to the correct team. ^ Christina

@LloydsBank you’ve suspended my bank log in details and when I call the number that says you’re open until 6, the message says it’s closed until Monday.

@LloydsBank +44 1733 232 030

@riskyryan Hi, I'm Takshi. I'm sorry to hear about this issue. May I please know which phone number you called?

After a 3 year delay we are back. Days until Tom Gall sentencing: 46

@OctopusEnergy Done

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@OctopusEnergy your drivers shouldn’t park in parent and child bays when they stop to do their Tesco food shop.

Tom Gall pled guilty to his case with transport 4 London. Will be sentenced on October 31st. Will be sentenced after that for the theft he did to me

@realUNOgame in uno do you keep drawing until you can play a card

@realUNOgame if playing with 2 players, On a wild shuffle card, if the amount of cards is uneven; who gets the larger share of cards?

@realUNOgame can I use a +2 card on a 2 card?

@lahyorbronze Strangest thing to tweet

My sister boyfriend has finally murdered her 💔💔💔💔💔

@TheNotoriousMMA You would never make it out the first round against him. Don’t ruin whatever legacy you have remaining

I KO him one shot. Guarantee it

@DailyLoud *this week

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