Joey B’s Burner

Chillin

@ericmmatheny The slowest getaway in the history of getaways. Who just putters off like that? You gun it and get to someplace safe fast and call the cops. This is probably staged for clicks.

This is when you fire through the window and send this piece of shit to hell. Attempted burglary of an occupied conveyance justifies lethal force.

@JebraFaushay “An EXTRA ingredient.” 🤣

Poor guy isn't even home for five minutes, and his wife has already given him a massive headache. Some things never change.

One of the most magical days ever at Happy Doggo Land. Nothing will prepare you for the emotional ending and the sheer joy of it all. Amazing that one little dog like Sonny could bring so many humans together like this for something so magical ❤️

@DallasTexasTV I’m a lifelong Cowboys fan and a Republican and I like Bill Clinton more than I like Jerry Jones.

Bill Clinton walks in during Cowboys press conference

@NUCLRGOLF Cracking!

👱🏻‍♀️🚀 Describe Paige Spiranac’s golf swing using one word or GIF… 🔥

@jonmachota I’m a staunch Republican but I like Bill Clinton more than I like Jerry Jones. A whole lot more.

President Bill Clinton showed up at the Dallas Cowboys pre-draft news conference

@SenJohnKennedy I didn’t get one. I’m 67 and didn’t get a tax refund. So, there’s that.

The One Big Beautiful Bill tax cut is returning money to the American people’s pockets. But don’t take my word for it. Just pick up the phone and ask a random American about their tax refund.

@RepJamesComer @BretBaier @DeptofWar @FBI @ENERGY @NASA @foxandfriends Your oversight sucks. You haven’t accomplished a damn thing with your Committee of Idiots. We’re waiting. This will be another laugher. 🤣🤣🤣

🚨At least 10 people linked to U.S. nuclear secrets or advanced rocket tech have recently died or disappeared without a trace. The Oversight Committee will be seeking information & briefings from @DeptofWar, @FBI, @ENERGY, & @NASA. @foxandfriends

@JCh30497 @Ersin0X A fucking bitch at that

@Ersin0X I've never heard a mom calling her daughter bitch before.

Double standards are fine.....

@MarindaVannoy1 That was a parody and very funny.

I would probably never go on a date again if my date showed up like this 🫣😅

@Hunter_Eagleman Someone needs to study the brains of black people. Something is misaligned.

Home Depot told Waffle House to “hold my beer!”🤦🏼‍♂️

@ChmEngr12 @LSUbaseball Stop it! That hurts!

Final

@johnrich He was a Jew dufus.

What denomination was Jesus? Of course the answer is, "He belonged to no man made construct of religion." My point is, if you give your life to Him, you will be saved and born again. Simple. He said "I am The Way, The Truth and The Life. No man comes to The Father except by Me."

@ericmmatheny 💯

Laws need to change. It should be perfectly legal to Use lethal force to defend your property. Be it a detached garage or the car parked in your driveway. Property to a working man is more valuable than the life of the scum who would try to take it.

@BernieSanders You’re a liar

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than: Walt Disney Citigroup CVS Kohl's Ticketmaster Tesla United Airlines GoDaddy Paypal Palantir Roku HP 3M PG&E Halliburton That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

@Brink_Thinker You didn’t notice the name on the front of his jersey?

I still can’t imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @joshduhamel He should have said “Because you’re a twat for asking stupid questions.”

"People don't care what I think, I am here to make cool TV shows, cool movies - I'm not here to divide my audience!" Josh Duhamel declines to answer Piers Morgan's questions on Trump and politics. 📺youtu.be/Z9DM3ayOOu8 @piersmorgan | @joshduhamel

@CuriosityonX Because nothing can fly fast enough to get them here inside a a billion years. Not physically possible.

If aliens exist, why haven’t they visited Earth?

@ClayTravis The news business has gone to shit.

I’m the 26th most influential news person in the country according to this survey of American voters. Overrated? Underrated? Still haven’t played anybody? Sign of clear SEC bias? Debate, discuss.

@WillTheRealDeal Nope

Do you think the pope is the earthly representative of Christ?