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@JoeScibelli @BlakeHHarris There it is 😂 I was looking for this tweet 🥴

@BlakeHHarris He’s literally doing a bit

This is the last Pete Crow-Armstrong tweet from me I promise But I had HUNDREDS of Cubs fans in my mentions & DM’s asking why I didn’t tweet this catch… Just found out that it had a 90% catch probability Dude added the theatrics for a routine flyball😭

@Mennetwork1 @OurOwnNation

@OurOwnNation I’m just Glad White People don’t commit. The Good God Fearing White Peoples of America 🇺🇸 would never do what those black animals do. Those savage monkeys should learn how to behave from the Good White Folk. If the black monkeys disappear there would be no crime

The future of Western nations is one of STDs, Fraud, and violence. White people must wake up to this reality and behave like you are part of a group.

@AmiriKing @armegeddon1 White kids will pitch in to rent a limo, to go tgi Friday or Benihana. Then take the cheesy photographs that the school offers. 😂

@armegeddon1 Show me a white prom that’s doing all this.

Black prom y’all. 🥴 This one is gonna really piss them off. Be honest, is it weird??

@AmiriKing Statistically speaking high school prom is going to be the high point in most of these niggas life. They know it, it’s jail or dead 🥴

@JCR1392 @Leelo40 @libsoftiktok @jimmykimmel @mollymcnearney

@Leelo40 @libsoftiktok @jimmykimmel @mollymcnearney His wife actually loves him

Just a few days ago Jimmy Kimmel was mocking Trump’s attendance at the WH Correspondents Dinner and said Melania will “glow like an expectant widow.” This has to stop. It’s not funny.

@Leelo40 @libsoftiktok @jimmykimmel @mollymcnearney @jimmykimmel 😂

@libsoftiktok I wonder if @jimmykimmel would find it funny making the same jokes about his wife.. 🤔 @mollymcnearney

@ClownWorld Thank god she wasn’t Mexican 😂 she would be the new Anne Frank

For nearly two years, this woman managed to stay off the radar while authorities were actively looking for her. It all came to an end when they finally tracked her down and found her hiding inside an air conditioning vent in a house. Imagine thinking you’ve got away with it that long, just to get pulled out like that. You can run for a while, but eventually it catches up.

@owndodgerhaters @Dodgers @securitybenefit

@Dodgers @securitybenefit My other other other ace

Six shutout innings from Wrobo!

Vocês vão jogar o que esse final de semana ? Me recomenda um jogo

@brainiac_man @CulturedUpdatez Your ideal woman 🥴

@CulturedUpdatez Respectfully these are the ugly whites. Shame on that black brother

Two Black men try to talk to Three White women but get BRUTALLY REJECTED while they flirt the white Cop. Are we starting to notice a shift in society? “Ew! F*CK OFF, Leave please, Keep walking” 🤯 “He’s ready to take your ass JAIL! ”😳

@QueDeevo She’s a quirk chungus 😬

ExtraEmily gets kicked out of Nando's by security for being way too loud and annoying 💀😭

Thoughts 💭

@christ621ml Africa 🐒

How come two powerful prodigy benders like Aang and Katara couldn't produce stronger benders as their children? Instead they got two bums and one semi powerful bender

Guarantee his mom is an absolutely rabid liberal

@catholicncomics @myth_pilot

@myth_pilot Do you see what I see?🤣

So it was a gay nigger with AIDS:

@DosyDos187 @ShackAttack67 @Breaking911 They are secret service…that’s their only job. Protect the president 🤨

@ShackAttack67 @Breaking911 This should tell you, these people will be protected while everyone just fends for themselves.. they are protecting themselves with the money that we all work hard for…

Secret Service agents were seen escorting J.D. Vance out of the venue after gunfire erupted at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

@2ALurker @elonmusk Criminals

@elonmusk lol, what does he mean by “these people”?

@HarJa626 @Fenrirtheicewo1 Korra: yeah this is fine 👍

@Fenrirtheicewo1 "Let me just destroy half of republic city with a portal and fill it with monsters hostile to humans while making thousands of people suddenly homeless"

Reminder that because of Korra choices Spirits like Koh are free to walk around the human world as they please, not to mention the dead and punished human ones. God she sucks.

@King49355King @dijoni When I graduated they only gave me enough tickets for my parents 🤨

@dijoni Just buy another ticket for her dad, but keep your ticket and go for your baby girl that you raised.

I do not know if this is a sketch. A stepfather who raised a stepdaughter for 17 years and then out of all of the sudden the real father decide to show up and the mama sided with her daughter to take her daddy to the prom.. but the stepdaddy have to pay for everything. I have seen a few few cases like this.. I had a friend of mine who experienced similar. Was he wrong?.