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@PurelyFootball Seriously just fuck them all off..they just drone on and on and on

🍿 Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher going at it on punditry. 🍿

@Malachians christ,you're like neville..do you ever shut up

Utd have a huge amount of work to do this summer, they don’t control games and every time they look they’re making a progress, they relapse back to their old selves. It’s fast food football but wins are the only thing that matters right now.

@wayne3078 @ImpressionistAL oh fuck off

Just a shambles of the highest order, it’s the same story with Utd and being unable to capitalise on a healthy lead like that. There is always an unnerving sense of capitulation.

@ronaldobrown_98 gary who?

Why’s Gary Neville clamouring for a Bruno red

@liamgallagher and not a comma was spotted in this

Beautiful people spiritual people celestial people irie people majestical people biblical people big up your beautiful selfs

@AutoInfatuation @eBay_UK my biggest bugbear on ebay is when a buyer wants a refund of say a mobile phone over £500,ebay issue them the cheapest return label which is royal mail tracked 48 insured upto maximum of £75!! and guess what.3 times theyve gone missing because ebay wont issue a signed for service

I’ve had my @eBay_UK account since 2012, 100% positive feedback. Always an honest buyer and seller for all sorts of things over the years. Put a PC component up for sale the other day and a guy offers me my minimum within 3hrs, I agree to sell it and post it the same day as he seemed desperate. I was crystal clear in my description that it was missing one of the original USB-C to USB-A cables as I lost it when I moved house and that a normal cable does the exact same job. Guy messages me demanding I either partially refund him for the ‘Missing’ cable or ‘I can have it back’ once delivered. I suggest he takes it up with eBay as he clearly didn’t read the advert. As you can see below he’s playing the buyer protection system and trying to extort money from me basically. He then puts in a return request for a reason that is completely null and void. I ring eBay and they suggest I accept the return request despite me not being in the wrong, I tell them I will not pander to people like that who are playing the system and would sooner not use their platform anymore. Now my account is under review and all payouts have been put on hold for at least 5 working days 😡 So fuck you @eBay_UK and your ridiculous system that always sides with the buyer regardless of what they say or how blatantly they abuse the system.

@EPLBible that referee should never grace a football pitch ever again

Bournemouth have just got a penalty for this… I’m not quite sure how. 😅

@bornposting Requiem is rubbish too

You should actually not be allowed to talk about resident evil if you think 7 was bad

@heavyspoilers who cares?it's disneys money not yours

This is the grim reality

@DorkSirjur christ,thats way too fast

Up next, one of the best of all time at a legendary venue 31 years ago: This is Laurent Garnier @ Cream, Liverpool 18.03.95 From that outstanding intro, it doesn't let up. Just an incredible set by a don. Tracklist in comments. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇

@FarOutMag the opinion of one little man

Noel Gallagher believes The Velvet Underground are one of the greatest bands in music history. 🎤👇

@robstaton wow..they can count

The moment Sheffield Wednesday fans found out their club isn’t facing any points deductions next season… #SWFC

@Carly_Lyes you do know the sun moves around the building? and probably 8 people know about that roof terrace..so yeah it's a national loss/emergency

The small redbrick building furthest to the right, the Lower Turks Head, used to have one of the most beautiful sunny roof terraces in Manchester until that glass monstrosity was built. The biggest threat to British heritage, tradition and way of life is capitalist "development".

@Sheridanblog @onlydubsX 'imagine ending your bloodline' ?? lol fuck off

@onlydubsX Imagine ending your bloodline because you don't wanna feel some stress of raising the future generation 🙄

Seth Rogen explains why he doesn’t want children, saying it seems like a dark, stressful life with small moments of joy, adding how much he enjoys life without them 👀🤔 “You don’t need kids.” “The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

@onlydubsX i'm not a fan of his but i agree with him..there's no written rule you have to have kids

@UtdKev08 glad to see him enjoying playing,after the mess that was amorim,to sign a new long term contract is fantastic

🚨🎥🗣️| Kobbie Mainoo’s FULL interview following the signing of his new contract.

@JonRush1977 just wish the main character was more responsive like your character in fallout 76 is..that lag when you change directions in crimson annoys me

I’m just blown away by this game… amazed each time I hop in. An absolute joy… I can ride a deer! #xbox #CrimsonDesert

@heavyspoilers It's 2 minutes out of a probable 2 hour film.. God the internet are bitchy little fuckers

As a big Resident Evil fan this looks nothing like Resident Evil but as a big Zach Cregger fan this looks really really good

@punishedgummies These gamers are just like star wars fans they think the i.p is theirs.. And when it's not their version they go full on trolls.

I can’t believe how much the Resident Evil discourse suddenly infected my tl but my take is I watched the trailer and saw a guy opening random drawers, finding guns without enough ammo, and seeing weird freaks and my thought was “wow that feels a lot like resident evil to me!”

Not many people know this but the symbol on Nottingham Forest's badge is an outline of Martin O'Neil's hair from when he played there. Its often mistaken for a tree 🙄 #NottinghamForestFACTS @moneill31