hi ✋😳

Going out for a gingerale

@10000sodas You getting a digital one?

@dmgroupleaver Get a pro controller man... Come on dude...

I'm playing super Mario 3d world for the 17th time today with my nephew. I'm excited

@dentonbpm You should try this twitter.com/singingflesh/s…

@singingflesh There's a great dane in my neighborhood and he loves charging the fence when I walk past and goddamn if I don't shit myself half the time

Hanging out in my friend's garage. Another guy jumped up on a dirtbike setup on a stand and was pretending to rev in up and making motor noises then he suddenly got a nose bleed lol

Mr. Sunday is at ALT PRESS FEST! Stop by the Salt Lake City Library and check out some zines! Noon–5:00, paneling at 3:00.

@gundwyn Elegant geisha...

describe the highly unrealistic quasi historical role you fantasize about performing the most. no lying even if it's embarrassing

Bulma... where's Bulma... (I take my last breath)

beautiful girl acct: evil girls deserve a little bread ❤️180k (cant find the other emojis) me: just figured out how to float 3❤️ 💬1 annoying guy who wont stop replying to me: tell us this devilish little secret then..

Van Winkle

My wife: Babe can you open this jar for me? Me: You turn the lid. Are you stupid? Are you dumb?

gm

@EconomicErudite @profgalloway A mate is someone you have sex with to me. Sounds pretty gay tbh

1 in 7 men and 1 in 10 women in the US don't have a single friend. #AdriftBook

@superlameballs Don't do this man...

can't wait to finally unleash this bad boy on the public...one day...

me: i’ve never been this depressed before i don’t know what to do gf: we broke up 7 years ago *slowly fades to nothingness*

me: you’re not going to fade away again are you? therapist: of course not. i’m real. everything you see in this room is real me: *slowly fades away*

@SureZher Oh boy. Oh geez

@singingflesh He died!?!?!

I don't think I'll ever fully get over the passing of Alex Trebek

@awesomer Lmao

Call me crazy, but I believe the "got milk" meme from years ago was actually a cleverly disguised marketing ploy to influence you to buy milk