Ted Kurt retweetledi
Ted Kurt
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Ted Kurt retweetledi
It's funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Years now. 🥀💀
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@911witchery I'm going to have to sneak and into the house somehow
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@dmgroupleaver Don’t they know the volcano menu is coming back next month? Ridiculous
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What's wrong with eating macaroni and cheese at 2 am? I do that all the time
Emir Han@RealEmirHan
Charlize Theron gained 50 pounds for her role in Tully (2018). To do so, she followed an extreme diet of junk food, processed foods, burgers, and milkshakes. She even ate macaroni and cheese at 2 a.m. Her youngest child thought she was pregnant.
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Surveillance footage from a Chicago pizzeria shows a customer casually enjoying a slice of pizza before discreetly slipping a parmesan cheese shaker into their pocket
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@pepsibong @tractor_owner Usually it's all gone by November 1st or 2nd
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@GarlicCorgi As his daughter said. Don't have mofo! Vote for Cuomo!!
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@chiweethedog A $2.98 bag of candy now going for $4.48 is just insane
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@dmgroupleaver Ted, i think that was a very wise choice for a snack. There's something wonderful about doritos.
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