Terry McGurrin

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Terry McGurrin

Terry McGurrin

@standupmonkey

Showrunner, Writer, Comedian, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel. The Characters Agency. #GoSensGo ALLY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Toronto 가입일 Şubat 2013
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Terry McGurrin
Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@SensCentral @jackrichrdson Can the stats department look at time in our own end or high danger chances since the Olympic break with and without Sandy? Feels like we’re struggling to get the pick back in our own end much more the last few games.
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SensCentral@SensCentral·
#Sens are 5-2-0 since Jake Sanderson's injury. 2.14 goals against average +7 goal differential +72 shot differential
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@SensCentral Honestly? They seem tired. A lot of missed passes and starting to lose a surprising amount of board battles. I’m concerned. A better team might’ve crushed us in that first period.
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SensCentral@SensCentral·
All business. #Sens WIN. Thoughts? POST CAST soon…
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
America is the only Country in the world where the leading cause of death for children is guns, and you let it continue year after year. But please, lecture us more about how we allow our suffering, terminally ill citizens choose to die on their own terms. 🙄
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
Ottawa needs to score on this power play. They’re either completely out of gas or just don’t want it enough. Losing every board battle to a decimated Leaf team playing a back to back is a pretty bad look.
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
Leaf fans before their games: “We’re going to kick your ass!” Leaf fans after their games: “We wanted to lose. We’re tanking to get a top 5 pick, idiot!” #GoSensGo
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@AGretz The suspension coming to AJ Greer should run into the 26-27 season, but we all know it won’t.
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@EverydaySens Great work in his own end and took advantage of some bad defending with his speed, but I understand taking issue with “filthy”. That term is generally reserved for undressing a goalie or d man before scoring, not a single pass goal during a 2-on-0 play.
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Everyday Sens@EverydaySens·
Tyler Boucher with a filthy goal. His 9th of the year. Had 10 points all of last season. #GoSensGo Look at the speed.
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Marshes@totaled_drama·
@standupmonkey OH MY GOODNESS 😭 thank you so much, Terry!! This was such a wonderful surprise to see today!!!
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Julio@JulioHashem·
This is what it's going to be like when Jake Sanderson returns to the Sens lineup
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@grey_kingkollin Hey! If wanted someone to do difficult math problems you should’ve messaged a mathomologyst or something!!
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mely@melsatonin_·
sometimes i think to myself “am i really bisexual, maybe im just making it up for attention” and then when i talk to the prettiest girl ive ever seen in my entire life and fumble my words that i remember that i am bisexual and a fucking loser
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
Chuck Norris was rushed to hospital but it was too late. Surgeons could not remove his homophobia. He died of hating the wrong people. Chuck Norris is going to hate heaven. It's all "love is love" and "equality", which is hella gay. 😇
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@StarkPNGTwitch First off, I'm very happy you're somewhere safe. But when one State passes anti-trans legislation it becomes precedents in higher courts when OTHER States try to pass the same laws. So we need to fight like hell in the places it's becoming unsafe.
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
There’s no valid reason Republicans need a list of transgendered residents. And there is only ONE REASON they’d want that list to be PUBLIC!! #translivesmatter #voiceactor Get angry! Activate! See my pinned post to help a good cause. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️🏳️‍🌈
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: Tennessee Republicans have advanced a bill that would create a public list of transgender residents,

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