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Terry McGurrin

Terry McGurrin

@standupmonkey

Showrunner, Writer, Comedian, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel. The Characters Agency. #GoSensGo ALLY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Toronto Katılım Şubat 2013
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@JNolan93_ @FriedgeHNIC "He has increased his goal totals in each season" is hilarious dude. He only played more than 70 games for the first time last year for a team that was so bad they got the 1OA pick. Not saying I dont like the player, but he had no leverage to get that kind of money.
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Elliotte Friedman@FriedgeHNIC·
Nick Robertson and Pittsburgh have a settlement 2 x $3.25M for him
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@ScottJenningsKY Are you the loser who said women shouldn’t get their knickers in a twist over the Epstein files?
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Scott Jennings
Scott Jennings@ScottJenningsKY·
To everyone who questioned my reporting, called me crazy, and said I was making it all up: you can kiss my grits.
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@winemaker1960 He’d be the slowest guy on the team and is probably holding out for more money and term than he’s worth.
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cliff wardle@winemaker1960·
Why aren't teams trying to sign Anthony Mantha? Seems decent enough
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
Okay, I might’ve not gone to some fancy College, but I’m pretty sure the black bar is supposed to go over the crotch.
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@Kronosminion_ Not mine, but I know the media in Ottawa and they will talk about it all season long if the players allow it.
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
Hoping today is the day Claude Giroux becomes captain of the Ottawa Senators. Best choice. ONLY CHOICE! #GoSensGo #giveGtheC
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
Shame we’re gonna miss those 2030 climate commitments eh @MarkJCarney but hey, we can think about climate change later, right? Not Collins or Whitesand Ontario, they’re gone. But maybe other northern communities will have better luck! How’s your summer going?
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mélina 🦌
mélina 🦌@superstutzle·
I got called good girl at work today by a customer
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@ryangerritsen I’m so happy that Justin Trudeau enjoying his life is somehow making yours worse. And to add to the awesomeness, he still has no idea who you are.
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Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱
54 year old Trudeau seen at the side of the stage of a Katy Perry concert belting out a song written about Katy’s Ex Orlando Bloom. He sure is living out his teenage dream isn’t he? What a creep.
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SensCentral@SensCentral·
@standupmonkey God that is so beautiful. I’ll trade you my Keith Tkachuk Jets jersey for it, cool?????
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SensCentral@SensCentral·
Oh boy….. Pitlick white Sens Yashin black Sens Chara black alt Sens Lalime red Sens Volchenkov red Sens Alfie white Sens Alfie black Sens Karlsson heritage black Sens MacArthur heritage cream Sens Silfverberg red Sens Gonchar (signed) red Sens Redden (signed) red Sens Tkachuk black Sens Stützle red Sens Crookshank red Belleville Sens blank red heritage Sens blank reverse retro 2.0 Team Canada blank red Team Canada blank white Halifax Mooseheads blank green Rangers blank blue Roy signed Avalanche (2001 SCF patch) Gretzky white Blues Pinto black North Dakota Stamkos black Lightning Selanne blue Jets Keith Tkachuk white Jets (going to sell) Kariya white Ducks Bure white Panthers
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river ⛧@rivergh0ul

oomfies and non oomfies how many hockey jerseys do y’all own? I’m trying not to look like an insane person owning more than five LOLLL

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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
They should rename the "Epstein Files" the "Lindsey Graham Files" and then take them out of the closet. This would be a beautiful way for them to come out. The files I mean. Obviously.
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
Imagine chiming in on this story with “leave the gun trafficker alone, I have friends in Texas who have misplaced way more guns than this”. Hard to parody this level of stupid.
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mélina 🦌@superstutzle·
Me when I point at the blank wall for some reason
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@JulioHashem I was going to say they should wear them at the next Olympics but Brady won’t be there.
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Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@CudasCorner Good fighter but for sure costs us more goals against than any of our 7 roster d.
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