Stress Speak

The story of Neil the ungovernable seal in Tasmania is incredible.

I’ve never seen anything like the game between Argentina vs Cape Verde that was just played. Just..wow.

“I hope this email finds you ass up”

@0xQuasark I promise you the green Bitcorns I have are mdma, promise.

None of these are MDMA. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘔𝘋𝘔𝘈. So what are they? Meth, Caffeine & Bath Salts. Be safe out there, people.

@Patrickwebb We knew this 5yrs ago. Way to show up.

BREAKING: Jack Ruby and Charles Manson may have been CIA assets used in the MKUltra mind control program, according to testimony before the House Oversight Committee.

“I hope this email finds you face down”

@blknoiz06 @vikkixbt AI gam gam

@vikkixbt did you just send me a picture of an ai grandma or is this camera just extremely crisp

Hey @blknoiz06 my grandma’s been watching me follow your journey and she told me to tell you she’s proud of you. She is also wishing solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump $1 billion market cap. It may look small but she meant it. keep going man 🙏

@BowTiedPhys lol we are still doing this visceral vs fed bullshit. It doesn’t matter. What matters is being in a deficit at the end of the day. Meal timing will never override energy balance.

Everybody want low visceral fat. Nobody want to wake up with fasted cardio to torch their visceral fat.

@rawsalerts Protect this man at all costs.

🚨#BREAKING: Los Angeles police arrested a man after he allegedly shot cyclists with a BB gun during the World Naked Bike Ride in downtown L.A.

Saylor selling 1.25b worth of corn is a good thing and the market will respond accordingly.

@Kevin_Rutois Daniel’s is a perfect example of how because of the price and what people say, convince you the steaks are somehow better than everywhere else. In a blind taste test between them and Kaluz’s you wouldn’t know the difference.

Has anyone been to Daniel's steakhouse in Coral Gables yet? Is it better than Sonny's? Worth going?

@JeffSorkowitz We’ve already been doing this since Nam. FIFA got it from us.

A World Cup-style hydration break at the rave, but everyone just does bumps instead of drinking water

@klara_sjo Chads

If men who pee sitting down are seen as gay, what about men who shit standing up?

@FirstDoctor It helps ugly people get laid therefore elevating their happiness. Albeit temporarily but can we really quantify the positive effect this has on someone who may otherwise commit a mass shooting due to a sexual depression.

Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.

@WumpusCentral Will there be a cuck chair?

Discord works on update for voice chats that will offer server "Living Room" mode that allows your avatar sit on one of 19 available places.

@FAmmiranteTFJ Me

So who parlayed Messi, Mbappe, and Haaland to each score 2+ goals?

Indices are filling the egregious gap they left on the chart last week. Tuck in your skirts and stop crying in the casino.

Sportsbooks have to be taking a beating over the past two weeks. There’s no way they haven’t. Everyone and their mother took the 2 goals parlay yesterday after witnessing it hitting last week. I know I did. Between Sunday and Monday I’ve had a nice run.

Cashing out is for pussies

@johnewing Update: He scored

Messi was the most bet player to score a goal today The GOAT misses the penalty ❌