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@Jimmyboy35 I live in Andalusia. We get heat warnings regularly. You're not used to the alerts, rather than it being 'nannying'.

It’s called Summer stop nannying and hyping things up Greece Spain and Turkey have this every day from June to August it’s not a heatwave it’s called summer ffs. #gmb

@TheRealJamieKay The power of our passport.

What’s one thing in Britain that feels dramatically worse than 10 years ago?

@Jenny_1884 Fucking idiots. You're their leader

Who believes Labour were put in power to intentionally ruin the UK?

@__sampatterson @OisinMul_ I think you might get more than that. Not much though

@tcopsey @OisinMul_ 11 points

The three worst teams to go up ever?

@__sampatterson @OisinMul_ Cheers for the six points next season

@OisinMul_ Hull and Ipswich both stink but I won’t have you slander us. 11 points clear of 2nd, 28 wins, 97 goals scored, 4 x players with more than 10 goals. The list goes on.

@markgoldbridge ACAB

Not being an arse but Hull and Ipswich are coming straight back down. And if Coventry don't do a Sunderland so are they.

@Innocent849 Did you miss the bit where 6th plays 3rd over two legs? 3rd has an advantage still. And Millwall fucked it up. Hull are terrible but just played the last three games of their season more doggedly than their opponents.

Millwall finished 3rd on the log table with 83 points - Southampton finished 4th on the log table with 80 points - Middlesbrough finished 5th on the log table with 80 points - Hull City finished the league with 73 points sitting 6th Now guess who is back in the Premier League? Hull that finished 6th This play off should be scrapped sincerely because I don't see the reason why Millwall didn't qualify since they finished 3rd

@lembitopik Hi Oompa Loompit. We have houses which are built for that weather. 30c here feels like 22 there as we don't have buildings which have to deal with cold winters. Hope that helps

If 30 Celsius in UK needs a “Red Heat Alert,” why hasn’t everyone in Spain left or suffered health problems?

@BeauChandler12 @Suzierizzo1 Mongolia is the least densely populated

@Suzierizzo1 What country has the fewest people?

What Country would you live in? 👇

@PatriotAnnieD @JeremyTate41 Jeremy is clearly not her hips

@JeremyTate41 I'm all for the Brits taking their country back but unfortunately that photo is from a Shakira concert 😒

@KyleMau @sergikosiakof I live in the desert of Spain. It's not freezing cold in January but ain't nobody going swimming

@sergikosiakof - Spain - Portugal - Malta - Cyprus - Egypt

I have never understood the Eastern and Northern European mindset of going on vacation during summer. When your city is 75 degrees and beautiful and everything is available, you go to Greece and pay $300 a day to turn yourself into a lobster. Instead of just... going in November. You know, when your city is 40 and dreary and grey with 4 hours of "sun "a day. And Greece is 75 and you get a private beach. Make it make sense.

@iupdate That's because you're not a techie

I am 28 years old and still can’t comprehend how someone would willing use Android over iPhone

@nonbobwes @GuntherEagleman They weren't even fake words, he'd written them on his godforsaken 'truth' social

@GuntherEagleman The man who has told over 30,000 documented lies is outraged that someone put fake words in his mouth. Savor that.

🚨 TRUMP ABSOLUTELY COOKS THE BBC 🫳🏼🎤 TRUMP: “Who are you with?” REPORTER: “BBC” Trump: “The ones that are being sued now for $5 BILLION dollars… You with BBC? They’re another FAKE outfit!” “BBC, you mean the ones that put AI in my mouth? The ones that added me to saying a statement that they now admit was not true? The ones that put terrible words in my mouth and then had to admit that it was fake?”

@SusieWBmeme @GuntherEagleman

@GuntherEagleman Love Donald or hate him, you have to appreciate his irony. You’re so screwed BBC 😂

@RepPatHarrigan I had to read this twice before working out you weren't doing a bit on the healthcare situation in the US

For 20 years, a $6 knob that takes one hour to 3D print has been grounding Black Hawk helicopters four times a month, and the contractor responsible won't sell us the part or the IP rights to fix it ourselves. So instead, American taxpayers have been paying $40,000 every single time to replace the entire system, multiplied by four times a month, for two decades. That is NOT a procurement problem, that is a shakedown, and it is exactly why right to repair has to be in this year's NDAA.

@ahsanforbritain @daveatherton @TheGreenParty He's pretending he hates Greens, when actually his bigger problem is the browns

@daveatherton @TheGreenParty David. That’s a wedding procession. What’s seriously the matter with you?

This is Mohammad Baghdadi "Baggy" Khan reporting to duty as a newly elected Councillor in the Halliwell ward, Bolton. He looks composed in his Lamborghini Huracán Spyder, worth £100,000-£200,000, it does 19-23 mpg. He is a member of @TheGreenParty.

@otokyo__ The coffee cup looks like it was in Trainspotting (the worst toilet in Scotland)

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳☕️🍽

@agmethod75 @Dplanet @JoeyMannarino @macka66926 Everyone has freedom of speech, but nobody has freedom of consequence. Ask Alex Jones about how much his freedom of speech has cost him

@Dplanet @JoeyMannarino @macka66926 There is not more than one definition.

So, let’s get this straight. The government of the United Kingdom has banned at least four people expected or confirmed to speak at Tommy Robinson’s rally on May 16th from entering the country. Eva Vlaardingerbroek of the Netherlands Ada Lluch of Spain Valentina Gomez of the USA and myself, Joey Mannarino of the USA What in the hell are the people in the government so afraid of?

Couple nibbles

Just saw this from the #ITFC parade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely embarrassing turnout, which is no surprise!

@MillwallDan85 @g_neller I rather think you are the one needing Google, Dan

@g_neller Odd use of parenthesis. But your farmer brain will need to google that one.

Kieran McKenna; 2nd, 2nd, 2nd bottom, 2nd. Mr Bridesmaid. Sacked by Feb. Bookmark it.