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see the prompt: Ultra-realistic iPhone selfie of a beautiful African female influencer, natural dark skin with visible pores and soft glow, subtle imperfections, slightly sweaty skin like Lagos heat, messy curly hair edges, long lashes, no heavy makeup (just lip gloss), confident expression. Outfit: simple white tank top, slightly wrinkled, natural fabric texture. Pose: holding phone slightly below face angle (not perfect framing), casual selfie, one shoulder slightly forward. Environment: small modern Nigerian apartment, standing near window, soft daylight entering, curtain slightly open, background slightly messy (bed not perfectly laid, fan visible, charger cable on floor). Lighting: natural daylight only, slightly overexposed highlights from window, realistic shadows, no studio lighting. Camera: iPhone 13 front camera, 4K, slight motion blur, skin texture preserved, no airbrushing, no plastic look. Details that sell realism: - tiny facial hair visible - slight under-eye texture - uneven lighting on face - minor noise/grain - imperfect framing Mood: “just woke up but still fine” NO AI look, NO symmetry perfection, NO over-smoothing.

This isn’t a real person… But nobody believes me. Prompt in comment section:

I'm supposed to prefer wigs over this ? 😂🤣 continue fooling

@AddisonPossibl3 @GloriousGod01 Theoretically. But in reality, it's very risky. A lot of things can go wrong. That’s why trained line workers use specialized equipment and procedures before going near live lines.

@GloriousGod01 So you’re saying if by chance a human can jump and grab a single wire with his body sustained above the ground by holding the single wire Nothing will happen to the human too?

Birds don't get shocked on those high tension wires because they only touch one single wire at a time. Electricity needs a full path to flow through something and come out the other side. When the bird sits on just one wire, its whole body stays at the same high voltage as the wire. No current enters its body or exits to the ground, so nothing happens. But for you or me? Different story. We stand on the ground which is at zero voltage. The moment any part of your body touches that live wire, your feet provide the return path to earth. Current shoots straight through your heart and fries you. Even without full contact, the voltage can arc and kill. That's why you see birds chilling comfortably up there every evening like it's their private bench, while any human who tries the same thing ends up in the mortuary. Pure physics at work, not magic or special bird powers. You're welcome. 🤝 Above all, love God.

@etoro111 @GloriousGod01 You mean the birds are well insulated? 😂

@GloriousGod01 How can you say so much wrong with so much confidence? You didn't attend biology classes and you wasn't taught about insulators?

@MrBeast .

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

DSTV go don dey cry like this

@DanielRegha This one no be your niche oh

Light breakfast; Eggroll and tea served with some fruits.

No Metro City Line Rail for states that produces the oil that sustains the country.

@MrMekzy_ Sell my papa house, use all the money buy bitcoin 😎

You wake up, It was all a dream and it’s 2007 what are you doing first?

The moringa tree, known as the “miracle tree”, is one of the most nutrient-dense plants on the planet and is prized for its healing qualities. It also has another huge benefit, according to new research: it’s excellent at removing microplastics from water. cnn.it/4tL6KDG

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Switzerland is turning the unused space between train tracks into solar power plants. A startup called Sun-Ways is piloting removable solar panels that roll out like a carpet between the rails. No new land needed, easy to maintain, and they feed clean energy straight into the grid. If the US scaled something similar across its massive rail network, it could generate enough clean, homegrown electricity to power millions of homes. This is the kind of smart, low-impact idea that gets more clean energy online without paving over more fields or wild spaces. Innovations like this show we can produce the power we need while leaving more room for wildlife and nature. Pretty cool engineering with a big upside if you ask me.

@mayor_swissnd @Awedathefirst That's a distribution line. Fiber optics line wouldn't use a jumper.

@Awedathefirst Those cables are fiber optics cables

I thought the UK uses underground cabling system? Wow.

No 2nd term for this failed Nigerian President

“My Enemies Want To Use Insecurity In The Country To Get Rid Of Me, But I’m a Stubborn Politician Who Refuses To Go and I will campaign for my second term” ~ President Bola Tinubu says

Men hold each other accountable. If a man goes to Quiver, gets drunks, picks a hoe and takes her home, then later get drugged and robbed (sometimes the hoes overdose them and they end up dead), we call out the man. We ask them critical questions and warn others. We don't tell them, "nobody deserves to be drugged" or "that is not reason enough to drug someone". If you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. But there is no faster animal on the planet than a woman running away from accountability.

@Wizewhizzy @KLASSIQTUNEZ That can't be the only way. what happened to erecting a scaffold? Nigerians just love to normalise risks.

@KLASSIQTUNEZ That's the only way coz the panels need to be bolted together tightly to prevent it from falling off. If you're afraid of heights, this job is not for you

How do people stand comfortably on this slope? Like are there no other ways to go about this?

G¥nmen att@ck school football field in Adamawa, k+ll 29 people

@rahkainiskala @Ryanair 😂😂

@Ryanair Fixed, and cheaper

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