was out to dinner recently waiter approached our table "let me fill those waters for you, do we have any allerg-" before he could start pouring, i stopped him in his tracks "sir, is something wrong?" "yes, i don't want a single drop of water wasted on this dinner." he seemed confused, so i explained "a data center can use that entire jug of water to power 3 minutes of agentic workflows. that's a much higher ROI than keeping me hydrated." eventually, i managed to convince every table at the restaurant to do the same. they all clapped as i loaded the spare water onto a truck heading for the closest data center i haven't had anything to drink in weeks, and i'm starting to hallucinate, but if hallucinating is good enough for the LLMs, it's good enough for me

Better yet, tell the waiter how using that water for almonds is a far worthier cause than hydration. To think: if everyone at the restaurant pooled all the water they would've drunk and watered an almond tree, you'd help create a single new almond. From nothing. That single almond will satiate the hunger of a human for approximately 50 whole seconds. Unimaginable prosperity.

@lambda_thoughts @james406 this kicks ass you nailed it