like 8 years this homeless guy told me that if i’m ever in any trouble all i had to do was say “nuru guru juju” and that’s when he will appear and he’ll handle it. i haven’t had to use it yet but one day…

@jebediah67 is it really okay to tell us,,, what if he gets too many calls and shuts down the magic word hotline....

@looplooploop00 @jebediah67 I assume it's a Jiminy Cricket type deal where he's a spirit guide of sorts for one person only.