About 5 years ago I accidentally flooded the downstairs tenant’s bathroom in my NYC apartment building. Poor girl came home from work to her bathroom light fixture filled with milky brown water (so she says or whatever) My tiny Eastern European landlord dragged me downstairs, screamed at me in front of her, then goes: “YOU TWO FIGURE THIS OUT.” And just left us alone together in her apartment. Crazy move in hindsight? I actually ended up taking her on a few dates after, but a young MHG got the HR text and would hide from her whenever I’d see her in the building Just saw she got engaged this weekend Lesson in that folks

@MurrayHillGuy1 tf is the HR text

@cryptic_tits @MurrayHillGuy1 “Thanks for the dinner and great conversation, I just didn’t feel the spark between us. Best of luck on the search!”