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@TheArkRises @BradishMuse @Jopo12191 @FAmmiranteTFJ He’s been on average a 3 win player over the last four years, and that’s with defensive metrics against him. Schwarber received 30M this offseason at the same age. Ward won’t get that but will do very well as a free agent this December.

@BradishMuse @Jopo12191 @FAmmiranteTFJ So you’re saying it makes sense to trade Grayson for a guy whose batting average has declined by 60 points in 4 seasons with 1 season above 25 homers and is about to be age 32? That’s why people laughed at the trade. Just makes no sense when he’s typically an average player

Remember when casuals laughed at the Orioles for trading Grayson Rodriguez? Lmaooooooo

@MurrayHillGuy1 Get off the dating apps

Dating apps are really having men verify their height 😂😂 Are we going to bring out scales for women next?

@BowTiedYukon These are better options

Use the Chinese peptides bro. There’s people shooting dope and ripping coke off a toilet seat in a strip club bathroom

@randomrecruiter Now this makes sense why my PM took today and tomorrow off using PTO

If you’re wondering why 90% of your team’s Microsoft Teams status is yellow right now, this is why

@MDSportsChat @jcalvinmeyer You’re not wrong, best case is he swings a hot bat and is a viable trade chip. His contract is favorable (especially since there’s an affordable club option for 2027)

@mrjavascript @jcalvinmeyer Just not a fan of his roster spot at all. Alonso doesn’t sit from first and DH is already a logjam

Orioles opening day roster projection: SP (5): Kyle Bradish, Trevor Rogers, Chris Bassitt, Shane Baz, Dean Kremer RP (8): Ryan Helsley, Yennier Cano, Tyler Wells, Keegan Akin, Rico Garcia, Dietrich Enns, Grant Wolfram, Jackson Kowar C (2): Adley Rutschman, Samuel Basallo INF (6): Pete Alonso, Ryan Mountcastle, Gunnar Henderson, Blaze Alexander, Coby Mayo, Jeremiah Jackson OF (5): Taylor Ward, Colton Cowser, Tyler O’Neill, Dylan Beavers, Leody Taveras

@MDSportsChat @jcalvinmeyer Mountcastle has had a great spring

@jcalvinmeyer Get Mounty off this team

@bowtiedmeathead Actually had that brand yogurt for breakfast this morning, BJs carries it. Great stuff

If I had a choice between potato chips and ice cream, I would 100 percent take ice cream. I like potato chips, but I fucking love ice cream. Especially in the summer months. I would straight fucking rob and murder for a Dairy Queen. Like, just fucking go guns blazing inside that bitch. Have you ever had 4% thick and extra creamy yogurt? It’s as close to ice cream as you can get. It’s thick and tastes like really close to ice cream. I love it. I eat a cup of that every night. Siggy’s and Skier are two of my favorite brands. Chobani is my go to during the day. Hardly has any sugar in it. It's got a little bit of sweetness and only about 2 or 3 grams of sugar in the whole thing. It’s phenomenal. I love that stuff.

@mweinbach The surfaces drop in price pretty quickly. I got a last gen surface for 550 recently on eBay and love it

Microsoft has the perfect MacBook Neo competitor with the Surface Laptop 13 but it's just a little bit too expensive If they can get it down to $600, that's your Windows neo competitor. At $899/$999 you're getting to MacBook Air territory and the Air is simply better

@WillJPowers Can’t wait for Amazon to ship the deluxe edition

Almost....

@sweatystartup Claude has been down several times this week. Good thing there’s a copilot backup

AI about to get 20x expensive. These $200 / month claude subscriptions are burning $5,000 worth of credits. The bubble is going to pop and it will pop soon.

@PMaka1991 Hope Amazon ships the disc by Friday

Are you going to play Crimson Desert?

@javarevisited @javinpaul @service For starters java dot util dot ArrayList is not thread-safe

Would you approve this in a Spring Boot service? @Service class OrderService { private List orders = new ArrayList<>(); public void add(Order order) { orders.add(order); } } What issues could appear under high traffic? Think thread-safety and lifecycle.

@AIslop_ Good one

@BowTiedYukon Where do you find this stuff?

Call me crazy but I’ll still be doing barbell rows and not Hammer Strength apple rows

@MurrayHillGuy1 You and me both Murray Hill Guy

I am so happy to never be on a dating app ever again Humiliation ritual

@javarevisited Appropriate reading from @vlad_mihalcea vladmihalcea.com/spring-data-fi…

What performance issue might this cause? List<Order> orders = orderRepository.findAll(); for (Order order : orders) { System.out.println(order.getCustomer().getName()); } Looks harmless. What happens when you have 50,000 orders?

@BowTiedYukon Heck of a deal on 5 amino

@BrianAtlas I doubt the one on the right is able to chase anything without being short of breath

When you realize these two women are chasing the same men, you'll begin to understand the problem.

@CrimsonDesert_ Can’t wait for this

From ancient mechanisms hidden in forgotten ruins to enigmatic puzzles, the world of Crimson Desert holds many mysteries! Join us along for the adventure ahead. Coming March 19!

@MurrayHillGuy1 1000 hinge dates given his countenance is impressive (Jane Austen shout out)

Friend of a friend (idk him) has gone on 1000+ Hinge dates. Bald. 5’7. Pretty chubby. Gets tons of first dates but the conversion is brutal: • 2nd date: ~1 out of 15 • 3rd date: ~1 out of 50 Has never once considered getting in better shape or improving himself, getting a dating coach, etc. His main mission in life is to find a wife. His conclusion: “It’s just a numbers game. Women are the problem.” How cooked is he?