Woody

@bobandtom I didn't find a hat, but I found a shirt.

@bobandtom I think when the NFL does a throwback night, they should be required to also wear the pads from that era.

@damienslash Diversity and inclusion?? You think you'd be a better person.

I just got fired

@RealDeanCain Net worth of 10 million and using a sweatshirt as a sling?? Must be pretty serious.

Small mishap — will heal fully and quickly— so happy that it’s a college football weekend!!

@ThrillaRilla369 People like boring things

Why is this happening?

@CollinRugg Gets dream job. Defaces the land and job. Gets fired. Is surprised.

NEW: Nonbinary Yosemite biologist who hung a transgender pride flag from El Capitan has been fired. 35-year-old Dr Shannon Joslin was fired after she and 6 other climbers hung a 55-by-35-foot flag from El Capitan. Joslin is now claiming to be a victim and is demanding that she get her "dream job" back. "Last week, I was fired from my dream job as a permanent park ranger with the NPS for practicing my First Amendment right." "In May, I hung a trans flag on El Capitan that celebrated my acceptance of my identity. I hung the flag in my free time, off-duty, as a private citizen." "I want my rights, and I want my career back." Yosemite's acting deputy superintendent Danika Globokar said Joslin "failed to demonstrate acceptable conduct" by displaying the flag.

@BrianCHouston I forgive you for wanting to see women and girls kissing.

Forgiveness is a challenge we all need to conquer.

Santa Claus has left the North Pole 🎄! Watch Santa's journey as he delivers presents to children worldwide with the NORAD Santa Tracker 🎁🎄 twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@geno_kusa All you have to do is be born in the US to become a citizen

@MattWallace888 Okay, I don't really care who owns it.

You don’t even want to know who owns this house…

@bobandtom Jess, do whatever you want with your hair, as long as you can put pigtails in.

@HumansNoContext Me playing COD

@Yommy__7 Who is she????

🚨🚨🚨 ALERT: THE FINAL BLACK SUN IS HERE ... PREPARE AT ALL COSTS. 3 DAYS DARKNESS. QOFFICIAL.NET

@interesting_aIl Midwestern states when there's an ounce of warmth in the winter time.

Baby gator in a moment of bliss

STOP WATCHING PОRN

@PicturesFoIder When she wants another baby, but he doesn't.

Dudes fighting an entirely different battle

@Jr17Jfk Am I the only MF'er here that does this with my hands? I'm not in any secret clubs. I can't even get invited to play fantasy football.

@bobandtom great. No more butt stuff