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00TurboK
@00TurboK
Professional unhinged waffler. You'll probably regret the follow.
Katılım Mayıs 2018
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@georgechetz @xXxFENTGAMERxXx @JP_THE_LEGEND_ Yet somehow your nan was man enough to have them around for decades but you aren't.
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@xXxFENTGAMERxXx @JP_THE_LEGEND_ The EOD did an X-ray for both and they had explosives still inside
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Clearing out me Nans garage this afternoon and stumble across these two beauties from 1916. Coppers been round to have a look and now currently got the army en route to come and collect them 🤣
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@juantanamo2988 @bored2die >opposites attract
>looking for intelligence
Wdym?? What are you trying to say?
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It's funny that a girl with all the same interests as you will not be interested in you
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@HighSchoolOT 1) This is so dumb.
2) They had been warned once already. I don’t care how dumb it is, if you’ve been warned once and do it again you have no one to blame but yourself. Follow the rules.
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Mallard Creek boys track and field was disqualified for unsportsmanlike conduct after winning the 4x400 relay in the final event of the day. Had the result stayed, the Mavericks would have won the team state championship. Instead, they remained in second place.
You can read the full story on the NCHSAA 8A Track and Field State Championships at highschoolot.com/story/live-upd…
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@zellieimani She likes me, I like her, but she said she should concentrate on her marriage 😐
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@bestgirlalive8 I keep telling yall that whores are horrible people. Sluts are a gift from God tho.
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Sex workers losing their mind in my mentions yall are never beating the Ghislaine Maxwell accusations 😭😭
ayla 🗡️@bestgirlalive8
Grown ass woman attempting to pimp out underage girls and encourage them to become STRIPPERS
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@00TurboK The problem you're having is understanding the very simple concept that people are not a monolith. Obviously, you didn't hear these takes from one single person. You're pulling from a bunch of different takes from different people and pretending it's a pseudo religion. It isn't.
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“She’s hot and I really like her” is literally how I entered an 11 year relationship do yall not know how attraction works
Kob@vitabrevi
some men literally wont have any single reason to like a female character other than "uhh i vibe with her personality and uhh shes fuckable also!" and when you casually point out their misogyny theyll start talking about how opressed by the evil lesbians they are
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Now wait a minute
So mint is really hardy and grows fast and it's edible and it smells great
...and we have a problem with this?
Why would you ever want a regular old lawn when you can just have a tiny pleasant-smelling mint field?
Am I missing something here?
Kevin → Plant Daddy@KevinEspiritu
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@czardaswun @KianiGranger @losherb @DoomsXP Feet guys are mentally ill. That's a fact, but so is everyone in that video.
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@KianiGranger @losherb @DoomsXP No, it's that you guys are alleging crimes and i'm trying to figure out what crime is being committed because i see two consenting adults. If someone likes feet is that mental too? Where is the line
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I led HUNDREDS of Jews in protest outside the @nytimes HQ today to shame them for REPEATEDLY spreading blood libels against the Jewish people and ONLY Jewish state. Enough is enough!
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@DaveD524263405 @Boogalous @drs___________ Every last American that isn't indigenous came from Europe. You might be onto something.
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@Boogalous @drs___________ you defeat infestations by cutting them off at the source.
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The area near the mouth of the mississippi river used to be the most biodiverse waters on earth. But in just 3 generations of industrialization, it's now considered a dead zone for marine life
Vintage Maps@vintagemapstore
A visual map of the Mississippi River watershed's flow. Ranked 4th largest in the world by area, this vast drainage basin spans from Montana to New York, ultimately emptying into the Gulf of Mexico.
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@HSGARAGE1 Enjoy "Phat Ass White Girl" "PAWG" while we're learning new things
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@DrunkTweeterr @zontrics @drjohnny__ @JackMac Slut behavior. Whores get paid. Some of us do it for the love of the game.
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Talking about dating online is whatever, but mentioning the guys name is lame.
Guy went on a date, wanted to go home with her, she said no, and he went on with his life.
#ReclaimD1@ReclaimD1
Modern woman goes on a first date with pirates pitcher Chris Devenski and tells all after he attempted to persuade her to go back to his place. Thoughts ⁉️👑
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Would be sick if the homeless guy still jsut gave him an atomic wedgie on the spot
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia
Man finally confronts his high school bully… who’s now homeless on the street. He right or wrong for this???
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@Jamiestupiddog @StrewthQueen Happiness nowadays is just outright disregard, delusion or ignorance to the environment around you.
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@StrewthQueen i told my therapist this yesterday and she told me "have you ever heard of a positive mindest" holy shit i need to kill
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I remember once telling my therapist that the reasons I was depressed were societal & out of my control & he literally did look at me like this
maddie@madsssagascar
we’re at the point of end stage evil society where when you tell your therapist that life doesnt feel worth living they dont even argue with you they just look at you like this
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@0ff_air @zandpreme @GurensKingdom Exactly how it goes. Share an interest, make her laugh, get invited back to her place, find out why she's single, cut off all contact. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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@zandpreme @GurensKingdom You don't have to do any of that when she feels primal attraction to you
Crack 2-3 jokes and ask her a few questions and she'll be back in her groupchat saying "omg me and this guy have such a connection!!"
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Terms like "situationship" increasingly reflect female point of view in relationships and dating, it's a byproduct of growing female social dominance. The word is purely feminine because to women (who created and popularized both the term and the act), a sexual or romantic encounter is something that just "happens" to them, it's purely based on implicit feelings that make the experience look like "something that just kinda happened". It completely lacks male planning, premediation, thought, effort, etc. that previous terms like "hookups" had (note the term "hook", it is agentic). This vague word, "situation" reflects the female experience in dating.
“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY
“Situationship” is a polite term women use for getting pumped and dumped
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@lennoncarnation @duncacclno Hating for the love of the game. I gotta respect it.
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@duncacclno they still choose to show up because making fun of the muppets is their idea of a fun afternoon
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no, they're season ticket holders at the theater and thus reserve the same seats each time. they're actually quite cultured theatre goers and adore opera, but unfortunately the muppets also performs there and they HATE it
Benny Feldman@Feldfrog
Statler and Waldorf act like they hate live comedy, but then they always buy private box seats
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@A21starman @SnowHimbo being autistic usually comes with a degree of social unawareness, that includes thinking you sound way smarter than you actually do.
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He is speaking in code. I hope you all get that.
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
JUST IN: Elon Musk says the problem with socialism is "after they 'eat the rich,' they will starve."
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@MatrixMysteries Pedophiles are eating your kids and you're mad the poor get to see fish?
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The Monterey Bay Aquarium charges $295 for a family membership or $125 for a single adult.
With an EBT card, entry is free — and up to four guests get in free every visit.
There is a ZERO incentive for these people to ever get off Food Stamps.
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