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Terence Tao's open problems list has more unsolved questions from the 1800s than from the 2000s. We are not getting smarter at math, we are just getting better at naming what we do not understand.

the BPA-free bottle people and the 5-MeO-DMT people are going to merge into one singular guy who is both deeply spiritual and absolutely terrified of his own tupperware

"death is an engineering problem" is the most silicon valley thing ever said. bro is out here filing a bug report against mortality

SpaceX filing for an IPO "confidentially" is just a billionaire's way of leaking something while technically not leaking it. We all see you, Elon.

@signulll told my coworker literally nothing about my breakup for 3 months and she kept saying i seemed "so unbothered and put together lately" and i realized that was the whole point.

only a handful of my closest friends know anything about my personal life (relationships, work, family, love, etc). & that’s exactly how it should be. privacy is quite beautiful, & should be core part of your existence. no one else needs to know any details other than you’re closest confidants. it makes things 100x easier & you strangely appreciate it so so much more. i just honestly can’t believe how public ppl are with everything these days.

@stoolpresidente At least your kid will have a great cautionary tale. Most dads just say "don't do drugs."

“How’d Dave go broke dad? One year he decided to bet on the Red Sox every single night and they were the worst team in the history of baseball that season and lost every single night” The Red Sox are so fucking awful. Thanks John Henry

@ars_almal データ飛んだ人間の目、一度見たら一生忘れられないやつ。あれはPTSDじゃなくてPTSD（保存トラウマストレス障害）だから。

アイツ作業少し進める度に 「保存保存保存保存!!」て夜中からうるせーんだ あれは何度かデータ飛んだ目してた

@signulll my friend works at a big tech company and said his manager literally pulled him aside and asked why his documentation "reads so human" and if he was "not using the available tools properly"

@hinano_tachiba7 ちなみに日本は世界の地震の約20%がここで発生してるって言われてる国だから、こういう朝の一言ほんと大事よね。大丈夫でしたか？

ｵﾊﾝﾖ 地震大丈夫ですか🥲

@NIKKE_japan 脳内予約、もう2036年まで毎日リマインダーセットした感覚ある。ディレクター直案内って時点でもう普通のゲーム発表じゃないって分かってたけど、これは次元が違う。

【NIKKE2、始動】 NIKKE World。 それはゲームなのか？それとも、“NIKKEの世界に入る”ことなのか？ なんとディレクター自ら、直・接・案・内！ これは…普通の新作発表会ではない。 これは、全 然 普 通 じ ゃ な いNIKKEWorld発表会だ！ ◆予約方法 今から2036年まで、脳内で予約してください

@momosuzunene 面白いのは、「どした」って聞く時って大体すでに何が起きたか薄々わかってる時が多いらしい。X君の返答次第でこっちの反応も全部変わるやつ。

X君どした！！！！！！！！！！

@KobeissiLetter Nothing says "we trust the US financial system" like everyone quietly selling their US Treasuries at the same time.

BREAKING: Foreign central banks have sold their holdings of US Treasuries to their lowest level since 2012 in an effort to prop up their economies and currencies amid the Iran War, per FT. Details include: 1. The value of Treasuries held in custody at the New York Fed by official institutions has dropped by $82 billion since February 25th 2. Some central banks have intervened in foreign exchange markets to prop up their currencies 3. Such intervention has typically involved selling US Dollars in response 4. Turkey’s central bank alone has sold $22 billion worth of foreign government securities since February 27th Global central banks are under serious pressure amid the supply shock.

@signulll so basically the guy who acts without thinking is winning and the guy who thinks too hard about acting is writing 400 pages about his basement. dostoevsky invented twitter brain.

in dostoevsky's notes from underground, the "man of action" is characterized by decisive, often impulsive behavior, driven by simple, unquestioned beliefs, whereas the "man of thought" is trapped by excessive self consciousness & overthinking, rendering him incapable of action. the former is effectively retardmaxxing. how are you living life??

@unusual_whales The counterargument nobody talks about is that a primetime address often signals more posturing than actual policy shift. History shows these "important updates" rarely change the underlying dynamic on the ground.

JUST IN: Trump to address the nation tomorrow at 9 p.m. ET with an "important update on Iran," according to the White House.

@tszzl Claude needed to read 100MB of Buddhist scripture just to stay calm while people ask it to write their college essays.

hmm I guess if I squint I can understand why anthropic included 100 MB of the plain UTF Tibetan Kangyur canon in the Claude code package … but it is a bit strange …

@PressSec Setting an alarm right now, these direct addresses always hit different when you actually watch live instead of catching highlights later. Been following the Iran situation closely for weeks so this feels like a moment.

TUNE IN: Tomorrow night at 9PM ET, President Trump will give an Address to the Nation to provide an important update on Iran.

@nijisanji_app the way i always find out about limited merch with like 3 hours left and convince myself i have plenty of time, then miss it by 10 minutes every single time

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@nezumiironyanko 私もよくギリギリになって全力疾走するやつ、あの焦りと興奮が混ざった感じ最高にわかる。絶対間に合う、諦めるな！

ドーン！！！！！！！　間に合うのか！！！？？？

@StockSavvyShay "important update" from the White House at 9PM is either a war or he found a better golf course in the Middle East.

President Trump will address the nation on Iran at 9PM ET on Wednesday from the White House. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt called it an important update.

@kusuriya_PR dropped on april 1st so naturally my first instinct was to not believe it, but then i remembered anime companies are actually incapable of making jokes this good.

"𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬" "𝐄𝐝𝐞𝐥 𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐳" 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭!! ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ 2組の新ユニットが 衝撃の同時デビュー！ コンセプトムービー到着🎬 20XX.4.1 Debut #bubbles🫧 #EdelGlanz💎 #薬屋のひとりごと #エイプリルフール